Hate speech against conservatives

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

If this article were published about anyone else, the latte-sipping, Prius-driving, NPR-listening lie-berals would organize a lynch mob faster than you could say, "Let's affirm diversity." But it's perfectly okay to say such things about conservatives and people who hold politically incorrect views on the children of Ham.

Lie-beral "science" site:

Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice

There's no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb, according to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy.

The research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to hold prejudiced attitudes as adults. These findings point to a vicious cycle, according to lead researcher Gordon Hodson, a psychologist at Brock University in Ontario. Low-intelligence adults tend to gravitate toward socially conservative ideologies, the study found. Those ideologies, in turn, stress hierarchy and resistance to change, attitudes that can contribute to prejudice, Hodson wrote in an email to LiveScience.

But wait; there's more. The article has to include the gratuitous glorification of the sodomite deathstyle choice:

People who were poorer at abstract reasoning were more likely to exhibit prejudice against gays.

It just goes to show who the safe targets are in Obamerica.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hate speech against conservatives

You don't have to be very smart to figure out that tallywhackers don't belong in rectums. If I'm not mistaken, it was right there on those IQ tests to begin with.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hate speech against conservatives

according to lead researcher Gordon Hodson, a psychologist at Brock University in Ontario.

A canadian did the study? What do canadians know, they're all stoned and drunk eskimoo's.

I am getting so tired of decent conservative Americans getting slammed in the liberal media. Every time I turn around we're being accused of racism. I'll have them know we indeed have children of Ham in Freehold who attend Landover regularly. (Mr. Lebeau comes to mind and what's her name...Mammy?)

Anyway, I am not sure what is worse; the messican's or the retards north of us.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I didn't hear them mention Christianity openly, but it is clear that this science is an attempt to persecute Christian Americans specifically. All of the evidence they gathered is just an excuse to make Christianity look stupid. So what if Christians have low IQs? That doesn't make us less intelligent than other people.

[WWJDnow]

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The article has to include the gratuitous glorification of the sodomite deathstyle choice:

People who were poorer at abstract reasoning were more likely to exhibit prejudice against gays.

It just goes to show who the safe targets are in Obamerica.

Finally, the scientists have proved what we've been saying all along--it's time for us to stop teaching abstract reasoning to our children.

[Free Market Fred]

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I didn't hear them mention Christianity openly, but it is clear that this science is an attempt to persecute Christian Americans specifically. All of the evidence they gathered is just an excuse to make Christianity look stupid. So what if Christians have low IQs? That doesn't make us less intelligent than other people.

Absolutely right, Brother Billy Bob! It's those Harvard-educated liberal elites who are turning America into a socialist-communist state. They keep pushing their atheist "science" agenda like global-warming and evolution. If that's what education and a high IQ does to people, Christians are absolutely right to reject it.

Fortunately, there is a cure for having a high IQ (and I'm not just talking about reading the Bible, though that no doubt helps). Rather, I'm talking about a simple food supplement that you and your family can take every day: it's called "lead." As a major manufacturer of lead-based products like paint and toddler's teething toys, my company has for years been proudly contributing to lower IQs for Americans. Of course, those leftist-liberals have tried to force us to remove lead from our products, but thankfully corporate lobbyists have gotten the commie-EPA defunded so it's no longer an issue.

I don't want to be alarmist or anything, but the big question for Christian parents is: "Are your children getting enough lead in their diet?" To judge by the statistics, about half of the US population does NOT vote Republican. This indicates to me that, laudable though our efforts are, we need to work harder to ensure that nobody in our proud nation suffers from an unhealthy lead-deficient diet.

Thus, as a caring, sharing corporation, my company is going to work with school districts across America to make sure that children are getting enough of this modern-day miracle drug in their food. We already add lead to community water supplies, but starting from next month we are going to introduce it to the school lunch program.

Along with the coal-tar based food colorings and artificial flavoring that we already add to desserts in school cafeterias, our researchers have discovered that lead can improve the appearance and shelf-life of food. Indeed, with enough lead added, we can extend the shelf-life of certain edible products from mere months to decades and even centuries! Just imagine the convenience of being able to buy cookies, cakes and candies for your kids where the label says, "Expires March, 3212" - and that's without refrigeration! Plus with the added benefit of lowering IQs and thus increasing one's ability to embrace religion and conservative politics, this will truly be a dream come true! Sounds like another win-win situation to me!


It's got electrolytes! And lead!