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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Sodom To Hang!

    Praise Jesus, after a fair trial by his peers (sand nigras trained by the U.S. Military and guided by Jesus), the vile mudslime dictator Sodom Insane has been sentenced to hang until he is dead. GLORY!

    Saddam, half brother sentenced to death 17 minutes ago
    BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein and his half brother Barzan Ibrahim were sentenced Sunday to death by hanging for war crimes in the 1982 killings of 148 people in the town of Dujail.

    The Iraqi High Tribunal also convicted and sentenced Saddam co-defendant Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the head of Iraq's former Revolutionary Court, to death by hanging. Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan was convicted of premeditated murder and sentenced to life in prison.

    Three other co-defendants were convicted of murder and torture and sentenced to up to 15 years in prison.

    One defendant was acquitted for lack of evidence.
    His links to Al Kaida have been proven beyond any doubt by our Godly Vice President Dick Cheney, as well as his possession of mass quantities of WMD's. Frankly I don't know why they needed any evidence beyond that.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: iraq had it coming, saddam hussein, war of terror
    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Sodom To Hang!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Praise Jesus, after a fair trial by his peers (sand nigras trained by the U.S. Military and guided by Jesus), the vile mudslime dictator Sodom Insane has been sentenced to hang until he is dead. GLORY!

      His links to Al Kaida have been proven beyond any doubt by our Godly Vice President Dick Cheney, as well as his possession of mass quantities of WMD's. Frankly I don't know why they needed any evidence beyond that.
      It's sort of ironic: The same way as Al Capone committed all sorts of terrible crimes, but was only convicted of tax evasion, Saddam angered Jesus with all kinds of sinful wickedness, but he ends up only being convicted of something as unimportant as killing a few towelheads. It's a crazy world.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329
          #3
          Re: Sodom To Hang!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          It's sort of ironic: The same way as Al Capone committed all sorts of terrible crimes, but was only convicted of tax evasion, Saddam angered Jesus with all kinds of sinful wickedness, but he ends up only being convicted of something as unimportant as killing a few towelheads. It's a crazy world.
          You did give me an idea, Brother Temperance. Perhaps we should press charges against Saddam for Jesus evasion? Anyway, hanging old Sodamn Insane will be a victorious end to the war on terrorism. And I'm sure everyone over there will go home and start weaving rugs, giving away that precious Mooslim Go-Juice and buying our used Chevy Caprices again.
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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322
              #4
              Re: Sodom To Hang!

              Satan is certainly licking his chops in anticipation of this sinners arrival. Good thing the Islamocidal maniacs film everything dark and gruesome. That means we can probably bear witness to his demise as Jesus drops the trapdoor and Saddam plummets to Hell.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Sodom To Hang!

                  Well no surprise here. That mary-worshiping antichrist, the nazi papist dog in Rome, is demanding that GWB spare Sodom Insane's life.

                  I guess he forgot that Jesus doesn't listen to the pleas of demons.

                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Sodom To Hang!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Well no surprise here. That mary-worshiping antichrist, the nazi papist dog in Rome, is demanding that GWB spare Sodom Insane's life.

                      I guess he forgot that Jesus doesn't listen to the pleas of demons.

                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                      Hmmm. A nazi doesn't like the idea that people should be executed for war crimes. Why doesn't this surprise me?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: Sodom To Hang!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well no surprise here. That mary-worshiping antichrist, the nazi papist dog in Rome, is demanding that GWB spare Sodom Insane's life.

                          I guess he forgot that Jesus doesn't listen to the pleas of demons.

                          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                          This shows you why the Catlicker Church isn't really Christian; if Jesus can be exacuted why not Saddam? Is he just too good to die like our Savior did? Saddam broke the law when he went against the US in '91. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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