Who's our best shot at a pre-emptive thermonuclear strike?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

I'm thinking Santorum is our best bet for an ethnic cleansing of the world's miscellaneous false religions with our Godly nuclear arsenal. I can't tell you how dissapointed I am about every inaugeration fizzling out, even though the new prez has the launch codes, but doesn't bother to deploy a full scale attack. Our military goes through all the bother of informing the new prez on launch procedure, and for what? All the problems we Christians have could easily be solved by a simple push of a few buttons! I'll admit, it gets a bit trickier to solve the gay issue with nukes, but I'm sure there's a way around it with Jesus on our side!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who's our best shot at a pre-emptive thermonuclear strike?

I'm thinking Santorum is our best bet for an ethnic cleansing of the world's miscellaneous false religions with our Godly nuclear arsenal. I can't tell you how dissapointed I am about every inaugeration fizzling out, even though the new prez has the launch codes, but doesn't bother to deploy a full scale attack. Our military goes through all the bother of informing the new prez on launch procedure, and for what? All the problems we Christians have could easily be solved by a simple push of a few buttons! I'll admit, it gets a bit trickier to solve the gay issue with nukes, but I'm sure there's a way around it with Jesus on our side!

No button needs to be pushed. All we REAL Americans(as in Baptist, white, Republicans) need to do is stop the lame stream media from lying about the gay menace. Once America wakes up that its the atheists gays helping the Iranian Al Quida smuggle nuclear weapons into this country for the next 911 then we can finally solve the gay problems.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Who's our best shot at a pre-emptive thermonuclear strike?

You're right Bobby-Joe, it would be easy for a group of gay democrat atheists to smuggle a suitcase nuke in a boat load of bananas's from Iran or Darfur or some other middle east, third world hell hole that grows the food that the deserving people in the U.S. eat. Wouldn't it be ironic if a load of banana's is what the sodomites used to kill us, because all real Christians know that even one banana can bring on latent homosexual tendencies, as proved by Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. I once caught my thirteen year old daughter fondling a banana in a grocery store and quickly grabbed my ten pound King James Bible and gave her a real blow from Jesus. When she regained consciousness, I told her real Christians don't frequent food isles where phallus shaped, demonic veggies (zuccini esp.) and meats are sold by satanic food chains to corrupt God's chosen people. Praise Jesus!!!!