Democrats are awesomely Evil

[The Oblivion]

Prove me wrong. Republicans drain our money and take a stab in the dark (Iraq). They also say we don't have to pay as much money. They even try to cover the fact that they're draining a ton of our money (Stimulus). They also don't like helping people; instead they watch it and laugh at bleeding innocents (Darfur). Also, Republicans hate caring for their citizens' health, that's why only rich people are health (Lack of Universal health care). All Republicans care about is stuff that's cheap, so they can use money on their own needs (Cheap coal burning). Oh, and the environment? Screw that! Why don't we just let the bacteria in the air give us chronic bronchitis; after all, we're saving money by not switching to cleaner energies (Petroleum).

So prove me wrong. Democrats cost too much? Sure; they prevent you from buying that precious Cadillac.

[GODLOVESME]

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theyre so smart and beautiful too.. When hilarys upt her ei have to pray really hard to supress those evil bad sexual intentions the divls putting into me!

[JennyD]

Re: Democrats are awesome.

Prove me wrong. Republicans drain our money and take a stab in the dark (Iraq). They also say we don't have to pay as much money. They even try to cover the fact that they're draining a ton of our money (Stimulus). They also don't like helping people; instead they watch it and laugh at bleeding innocents (Darfur). Also, Republicans hate caring for their citizens' health, that's why only rich people are health (Lack of Universal health care). All Republicans care about is stuff that's cheap, so they can use money on their own needs (Cheap coal burning). Oh, and the environment? Screw that! Why don't we just let the bacteria in the air give us chronic bronchitis; after all, we're saving money by not switching to cleaner energies (Petroleum).

So prove me wrong. Democrats cost too much? Sure; they prevent you from buying that precious Cadillac.

We are Baptists, Mr. Oblivion. We are not Negro Pimps. We do not drive Cadillacs.

Clearly, you have no idea who we are or what we believe.

Tell me, what bacteria are introduced to the air by the use of petroleum products? I'm interested to hear your "scientific" theories.

By the way, have you given up your use of all fossil fuels? Not just your home electricity (likely supplied by coal, btw), but also do you no longer buy anything moved by truck or train or car?

Yeah, I thought not. Hypocrite.

Universal health care? For the most obese nation on earth? HA! If American slobs want to be healthy, they can put down the Supersized McDonald's garbage and eat God-made food instead of man-made! Then perhaps that Universal Health Care would be affordable! Everyone at Landover has health care, and is fit and healthy! We also have Universal Spiritual Health because we are Saved(c)!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Prove me wrong. Republicans drain our money and take a stab in the dark (Iraq). They also say we don't have to pay as much money. They even try to cover the fact that they're draining a ton of our money (Stimulus). They also don't like helping people; instead they watch it and laugh at bleeding innocents (Darfur). Also, Republicans hate caring for their citizens' health, that's why only rich people are health (Lack of Universal health care). All Republicans care about is stuff that's cheap, so they can use money on their own needs (Cheap coal burning). Oh, and the environment? Screw that! Why don't we just let the bacteria in the air give us chronic bronchitis; after all, we're saving money by not switching to cleaner energies (Petroleum).

So prove me wrong. Democrats cost too much? Sure; they prevent you from buying that precious Cadillac.

Listen to me, you moronic teenage retard. This forum is about JESUS, not Demoncrats. You have made two posts, and the one I just read constitutes one too many.

We DO NOT make this forum available for divisive scum-sucking slimebags such as yourself to discuss your filthy diseases. It is for GODLY Republican Landover Baptist Christians to exchange pleasantries, join in worship, keep tithes up to date and fellowship together.

Now begone or I will ban you faster then GOD smote Sodom, you bucktoothed chipmunk!

[The Oblivion]

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Universal health care? For the most obese nation on earth? HA! If American slobs want to be healthy, they can put down the Supersized McDonald's garbage and eat God-made food instead of man-made! Then perhaps that Universal Health Care would be affordable! Everyone at Landover has health care, and is fit and healthy! We also have Universal Spiritual Health because we are Saved©!

....OR, universal health care for the poor families who can't afford it.

As many economic theorists said, as the rich go up, the poor go down. Keep the equality.

And also, Pastor Al E Pistle, cry me a river. If I wanna claim why Republicans are worse than Democrats, that counts as politics.

[SUV]

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You're barking at the wrong tree here, Sis

[Bobby-Joe]

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....OR, universal health care for the poor families who can't afford it.

As many economic theorists said, as the rich go up, the poor go down. Keep the equality.

And also, Pastor Al E Pistle, cry me a river. If I wanna claim why Republicans are worse than Democrats, that counts as politics.

Were have you shown the Republicans are worse than Democrats? The Republicans punish the poor with Tough Love like Jesus wants.

Were is your compassion friend?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Democrats are awesome.

Let the poor use God's holy health-care plan:

James 5:14-16: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Besides, if they didn't hate Jesus so much, they wouldn't want for anything:

Matt. 6:31-33: Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

[Marshall]

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Holy Jesus,
where to begin? First of all, Democrats suck. Period.
They are hippies and communists and believe that everyone deserves everything whether thay deserve it or not. They believe in political correctness which has resulted in our kids becoming soft and sissyfied nancyboys and shaved head dykes. Democrats are the reason the Katrina scum still live free in hotels and get checks every month instead of getting jobs and getting on with their lives like REAL Americans. Democrats believe homeless people are unfortunate instead of what they actually are which is worthless. Democrats believe that you are too ignorant to spend your paycheck so they tax it to death and spend it for you, afterall, you're just a citizen and don't understand what you need to spend that cash on. You would probably just spend it on your family anyway, how selfish says the Liberal. Democrats believe that Darfur actually matters. Democrats want zero emission cars and energy but refuse to allow nuclear power plants to be built. France has more nuclear power than the United States and they are practically 100% gay. Democrats hate foreign oil but refuse to drill for our own supplies in land that was designated for that very purpose BY A DEMOCRAT. Democrats believe that Mark Foleys crime is worse than Bill Clintons. Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broddrick, Mark Foley emailed a guy. Democrats support abortion and legalizing drugs and abolishing the death penalty. Democrats love Karl Marx and support Socialist ideology. Democrats support taxing the rich when it isn't them. Democrats don't mind hypocrisy of flying to Environmental Summits in luxury private jets. Democrats hate racism but love Lincoln who was a Republican. They hate Wall Street while investing in companies that make money on it. Democrats hate the military, they HATE it. They hate it to the point of calling American soldiers "terrorists" Nazis" "murderers" "baby killers" "blood thirsty" and "too dumb to know any better than enlisting". After these statements Democrats say things like "I support the troops" and "Support the troops, bring them home". The last one expresses their true intent. Total dismantling of the military. Democrats support non citizens voting in elections and bilingualism.

Democrats suck and Jesus hates them.

[satanic]

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Ok I would first like to say I am a democrat so yes I will be biased but please hear me out. Thank you.

Holy Jesus,
where to begin? First of all, Democrats suck. Period.
They are hippies and communists and believe that everyone deserves everything whether thay deserve it or not.

I don't suck, I'm not a hippie, and I would never believe in communism.

They believe in political correctness which has resulted in our kids becoming soft and sissyfied nancyboys and shaved head dykes.

I'm definitely not a soft sissyfied nancyboy...

Democrats are the reason the Katrina scum still live free in hotels and get checks every month instead of getting jobs and getting on with their lives like REAL Americans.

I completely agree with you. We are giving Katrina victims a free ride. The problem is that no one has stood up to it enough to make it right.

Democrats believe homeless people are unfortunate instead of what they actually are which is worthless.

Ok, yes most of the homeless are worthless, but there are few that really are unfortunate and there were circumstances beyond there control. I also believe though that no matter what within a year they can be back on there feet.

Democrats believe that you are too ignorant to spend your paycheck so they tax it to death and spend it for you, afterall, you're just a citizen and don't understand what you need to spend that cash on. You would probably just spend it on your family anyway, how selfish says the Liberal.

You are so off here. Taxes pay for so many different things that we use daily. For example roads. Some of the taxes do go to ridiculous things but a lot goes to things we need or are useful to have.

Democrats believe that Darfur actually matters. Democrats want zero emission cars and energy but refuse to allow nuclear power plants to be built.

We are known as the world's big brother so we should help. Nuclear power plants aren't worth the risks that come along with them.

France has more nuclear power than the United States and they are practically 100% gay.

What does being gay have to do with anything about energy?

Democrats hate foreign oil but refuse to drill for our own supplies in land that was designated for that very purpose BY A DEMOCRAT.

We actually make more money be selling our oil... Also, we have a lot in reserve in case something happens where we actually need it.

Democrats believe that Mark Foleys crime is worse than Bill Clintons. Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broddrick, Mark Foley emailed a guy.

WOW. You have issues. You really do. Mark Foley emailed a 16 year-old boy with explicit messages. Like: (maf54 is foley)

Maf54: You in your boxers, too?
Teen: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late.
Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed.

Maf54: What ya wearing?
Teen: tshirt and shorts
Maf54: Love to slip them off of you.

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.

And Foley is a great guy right? Oh wouldn't that also make him gay? For sending sexually explicit things to another guy?

Democrats support abortion and legalizing drugs and abolishing the death penalty.

Oh yes we want all drugs legal. *No comment about abortion*
I do agree with the death penalty though. The firing squad and the electric chair should both still be legal.

Democrats love Karl Marx and support Socialist ideology.

So we support socialism and communism?

Democrats support taxing the rich when it isn't them.

You are definitely right on this point.

Democrats don't mind hypocrisy of flying to Environmental Summits in luxury private jets.

I completely agree. I never liked Al gore for this reason.

Democrats hate racism but love Lincoln who was a Republican. They hate Wall Street while investing in companies that make money on it.

Most people are hypocrites. Does this surprise you from anyone though?

Democrats hate the military, they HATE it. They hate it to the point of calling American soldiers "terrorists" Nazis" "murderers" "baby killers" "blood thirsty" and "too dumb to know any better than enlisting". After these statements Democrats say things like "I support the troops" and "Support the troops, bring them home". The last one expresses their true intent. Total dismantling of the military. Democrats support non citizens voting in elections and bilingualism.

I am with you on this one, except for that the same people that say stupid things about the military usually aren't the same ones praising them. I have many family members in the the military or that are veterans.

Democrats suck and Jesus hates them.

I thought Jesus loved all?


If you are still reading thank you.

[The Oblivion]

Re: Democrats are awesome.

Holy Jesus,
where to begin? First of all, Democrats suck. Period.
They are hippies and communists and believe that everyone deserves everything whether thay deserve it or not. They believe in political correctness which has resulted in our kids becoming soft and sissyfied nancyboys and shaved head dykes. Democrats are the reason the Katrina scum still live free in hotels and get checks every month instead of getting jobs and getting on with their lives like REAL Americans. Democrats believe homeless people are unfortunate instead of what they actually are which is worthless. Democrats believe that you are too ignorant to spend your paycheck so they tax it to death and spend it for you, afterall, you're just a citizen and don't understand what you need to spend that cash on. You would probably just spend it on your family anyway, how selfish says the Liberal. Democrats believe that Darfur actually matters. Democrats want zero emission cars and energy but refuse to allow nuclear power plants to be built. France has more nuclear power than the United States and they are practically 100% gay. Democrats hate foreign oil but refuse to drill for our own supplies in land that was designated for that very purpose BY A DEMOCRAT. Democrats believe that Mark Foleys crime is worse than Bill Clintons. Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broddrick, Mark Foley emailed a guy. Democrats support abortion and legalizing drugs and abolishing the death penalty. Democrats love Karl Marx and support Socialist ideology. Democrats support taxing the rich when it isn't them. Democrats don't mind hypocrisy of flying to Environmental Summits in luxury private jets. Democrats hate racism but love Lincoln who was a Republican. They hate Wall Street while investing in companies that make money on it. Democrats hate the military, they HATE it. They hate it to the point of calling American soldiers "terrorists" Nazis" "murderers" "baby killers" "blood thirsty" and "too dumb to know any better than enlisting". After these statements Democrats say things like "I support the troops" and "Support the troops, bring them home". The last one expresses their true intent. Total dismantling of the military. Democrats support non citizens voting in elections and bilingualism.

Democrats suck and Jesus hates them.

Nannyboys and dykes you say? Well, isn't that kind harsh and intolerant? Actually, you're the problem when it came to Katrina, because you guys are so centrist that you believe your way of life is best for everyone, so we should force everyone to believe the same thing as us. People have different lifestyles; they don't fit you zombie worshipping people. Nuclear power plants aren't the only source of alternate energy, by the way. And yes, Darfur does matter, because humans live there, and they deserve the same rights as us, because, remember that they didn't choose to be white and Christian, so it isn't their fault. Oh and by the way, God didn't create any of us. Under your logic, God only created Adam and Eve, so your intolerant argument that God created Darfurians to torture them first of all
A) Proves that your god justifies violence and torture
Doesn't make sense, since we all came from something called a "vagina" or "womb", where we were created when "cells" "reproduced".
French people are also straight, how can you explain a population growth, not big, but how? There. And also, not all Democrats love Karl Marx, it's just you using very loosely-thrown together statistics and creating an exaggerated argument. Same with the army argument -- I'm Democrat but I support the troops, even though they're there for a wrong cause. And what's wrong with bilinguism? What's wrong with understanding the world and the people around us? Are you guys that americentrist?

Basically, I used logic in my arguments -- you used false assumptions.

Go ahead and delete or edit this thread; just understand that if you do, you just hate hearing things that go against your belief. It's pretty understandable for those who are ignorant.

And lemme finish off from a quote by Friedrich Nietzsche:

"Faith: For those who do not want the correct answer."

[slapstick]

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being liveral is a sin! nobody deserves healthcare!!!!! all must die for that is the republican way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha down with our citzens let them die one by one innocently due to matters out of their hands!!!! all that matters is the precious fuels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The blaack turns to green and if we must kill all our people to attain it who cares? Even though there are several alternatives we liket his one best!!!!!