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  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #1

    US should invade Sweden

    Sweden is more satanic than previously thought. Earlier, I made a prayer request for United States under guidance by Sarah Palin to bring freedom and Jesus to Sweden. My points included the abolishment of corporal punishment, scientologist infiltration, pathologization of Christians, the imprisonment of Helge Fossmo and obsession by social(ist) competence. Other completed my points with the sins committed by feminism and gays.

    But the new point is more urgent by all those issues combined. The so called bourgeois government have authorized a huge weapon factory in Saudi Arabia. As we all know, Saudi Arabia is ruled by pedophiles. It is common-place for men to have sex with nine-year old girls, and it is the number two producer of child porn and spam (only China is worse). The Saudi dictator co-funded al-Qaeda with Saddam and the Taleban. They plan to wreak havoc with the US economy by creating an artificial scarcity of oil.

    We need so invade Saudi Arabia sooner or later, only a bleeding heart liebral who support Saudi perverts having sex with nine-year olds would object that. Sweden is supplying them with weapons, which they will use to attempt to kill Godly Americans. I suggest a swift preemptive invasion of Sweden, to stop the Saudis from getting weapons of mass destruction.

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  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #2
    Re: US should invade Sweden

    Swedish weaponry is somewhat less than frightening.


    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #3
      Re: US should invade Sweden

      Don't sell their air force short!
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      Come climb my mountains.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: US should invade Sweden

        I'm sure if they were invaded they would still somehow remain neutral.

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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: US should invade Sweden

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          Swedish weaponry is somewhat less than frightening.


          Their attack dogs are large, but not very intimidating.

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #6
            Re: US should invade Sweden

            But their women are...
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            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: US should invade Sweden

              I can think of at least two reasons to invade Sweden:
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Swedish eskimo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2012
                • 226

                #8
                Re: US should invade Sweden

                I heard that our guards are easy to defeat, they still dresses like in the medieval times and still uses medieval weapons like spears and axes and guards the pope (thats another good reason to invade Sweden)

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                • The Lord's Sword
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 179

                  #9
                  Re: US should invade Sweden

                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                  But their women are...
                  I need to go pray.
                  Exodus 21:20-21

                  20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                  • Swedish eskimo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 226

                    #10
                    Re: US should invade Sweden

                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                    But their women are...
                    Why isn't she in the kitchen?

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                    • CommonSensei
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 59

                      #11
                      Re: US should invade Sweden

                      World War 1
                      America joins the war at the end because we had already won it. Comes home cowards who showed up late to the party.

                      /fail

                      World War 2
                      Pretty much a repeat of your previous

                      /fail

                      US invades Iraq
                      Allegedly to spread peace and freedom. Failed miserably, over 10 years later still fighting and most of the casualities are American.

                      /fail

                      US invades Afghanistan
                      Need I say more

                      /fail


                      So invading Sweden Europe would fucking rip you up and annihilate you. Plus the USA government ain't going to be buddying up with a bunch of lunatics like you are they?? LOL not now they have the Anti-Christ as their head honch!! Hehehe or did you forget if you DID invade Sweden the orders would be coming from a Black Democrat who believes in Christianity and WORLD PEACE ie not your rubbish about hating everybody.

                      Go ahead Sweden will laugh in your faces as will God

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #12
                        Re: US should invade Sweden

                        Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                        Why isn't she in the kitchen?
                        Because the bögs are better at cooking!
                        Attached Files
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: US should invade Sweden

                          Originally posted by CommonSensei View Post
                          World War 1
                          America joins the war at the end because we had already won it. Comes home cowards who showed up late to the party.

                          /fail

                          World War 2
                          Pretty much a repeat of your previous

                          /fail

                          US invades Iraq
                          Allegedly to spread peace and freedom. Failed miserably, over 10 years later still fighting and most of the casualities are American.

                          /fail

                          US invades Afghanistan
                          Need I say more

                          /fail


                          So invading Sweden Europe would piffleing rip you up and annihilate you. Plus the USA government ain't going to be buddying up with a bunch of lunatics like you are they?? LOL not now they have the Anti-Christ as their head honch!! Hehehe or did you forget if you DID invade Sweden the orders would be coming from a Black Democrat who believes in Christianity and WORLD PEACE ie not your rubbish about hating everybody.

                          Go ahead Sweden will laugh in your faces as will God

                          Wax on--wax off you wanking jap.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12659

                            #14
                            Re: US should invade Sweden

                            Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                            I heard that our guards are easy to defeat, they still dresses like in the medieval times and still uses medieval weapons like spears and axes and guards the pope (thats another good reason to invade Sweden)
                            I just don't understand the Swedes. There are plenty of healthy heterosexual males in their country. Why would they recruit only homers to be in their military?
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • lukasekman
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 614

                              #15
                              Re: US should invade Sweden

                              Thanks for all responses.
                              However, the Swedish weakness is not their weapon technology, which is quite advanced. It is rather the but the combination of low manpower and refusal to arm their air force with cluster bombs. Their army is just way too small to defend the country, it can merely handle some left-wing riots in Malmö.

                              Having the Saudi pedophile dictator using them is completely different. His brainwashed thugs of perverts believe that they will be rewarded with an endless supply of nine-year olds in the paradise if they sacrifice their life against the West. Having 20% of the global oil reserves, he can easily arm every single pervert with a rifle which will be used to sexually assault young girls.

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