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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Brokered GOP Convention?

    After last night's dismal failure in the South, Newt Gingrinch has declared a new strategy: "Anybody But Mitt".

    His hope is to keep Romney from getting up to 1100 delegates (1,144 needed to win). This way, a nominee will have to be selected on the convention floor.

    Who would you like to see win?

    Since we're no longer doing "fantasy", I'm going to say you must limit your choices to living American citizens eligible to serve.

    That rules out Jesus, Joseph Kony, and Ronald Reagan.
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    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079
      #2
      Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

      Ron Jeremy!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

          I don't see Jesus on that list.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I don't see Jesus on that list.
              Originally posted by Me
              Since we're no longer doing "fantasy", I'm going to say you must limit your choices to living American citizens eligible to serve.

              That rules out Jesus, Joseph Kony, and Ronald Reagan.
              Jesus is not a living American citizen eligible to serve. I suppose I should have clarified that with "human", since being God, He isn't.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

                  The following are FACTS

                  * It takes 1,440 candidates to win

                  * Herman Cain only suspended his campaign

                  * 1,440,000 is the number of people Jesus will SAVE when He returns during the tribulation
                  I predict Cain will resume his campaign and sweep up 100% of the remaining delegates and take the nomination.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Holyfield
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 245
                      #6
                      Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

                      I have a soft spot for Sarah Palin, yes indeed.

                      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996
                          #7
                          Re: Brokered GOP Convention?

                          Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
                          I have a soft spot for Sarah Palin, yes indeed.

                          Friend, I know how you feel. I'm sure every red-blooded American man gets a bit soft over Sarah!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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