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oteVay emocratday!
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Urntay orway urnbay.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostIkesyay
oteVay emocratday!This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Originally posted by Mrs.Van Helsing View PostIkesyay
oteVay emocratday!
Mrs.Hellsinger, i not unnerstand what you or them other folks be yappin abouts, but there be nothin goods abouts them emocrats 
or that there emocrat day, it be hellyween for nawty childrens an i prays that no one be votings for them 
wiv thanks to bootiful Miss.Talitha for that there emocratic cat pickture
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Ugh....I didn't even realize.
I meant the democrats, not the emocrats. And my understanding is that they kicked major ass!! Go democrats!!!!sigpic
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Originally posted by Mr.Larry Lee View Post
Mr.Lee, it only now that i unnerstands what you were tryin to tells us, but you took a big fat risks by postin it here, cuz if Mr.Young had seen it then maybee he be suckessfull wiv his evil plots but then agains he not be committin no metal kitty abuses
scroowdriver-illiterate loon not pay no attenshun to Mr.Lee's instruckshunal video
A man who reportedly believed Republicans were conspiring to steal today's election entered an Allentown polling site, signed in and proceeded to smash the screen of one of the electronic voting machines with a metal cat paperweight, poll volunteers said.
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"He smashed it with the cat's ears," said volunteer Jim Govostis, who watched the incident unfold at Raker Center, a nursing home owned by Good Shepherd, around 12:30 p.m.
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"The good news is that even though the machine is broken, the votes are not lost on the memory card. They have them in custody at the voter registration office," Sterner said.Comment
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Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
Iaye inkthaye eway ighmaye avehay eenbay etupsay! erhapsaye ethaye antedwaye otaye ivigay ehtay itewhaye elephantaye otaye omeonesaye elsaye?Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I Like Ike!
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Jesus will put you over His knee woman and spank you for that!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostUgh....I didn't even realize.
I meant the democrats, not the emocrats. And my understanding is that they kicked major ass!! Go democrats!!!!
The democrats cheated like in my county were they forced us to use optical scan paper ballets and not the Godly Diebold reset button method.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Morons...Originally posted by Petal View Post Mrs.Hellsinger, i not unnerstand what you or them other folks be yappin abouts, but there be nothin goods abouts them emocrats or that there emocrat day, it be hellyween for nawty childrens an i prays that no one be votings for them
wiv thanks to bootiful Miss.Talitha for that there emocratic cat pickture"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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Originally posted by Miss.helium View Postyou off-topicks, Miss.hellion. we be disscussin politicks here, not false relgions wiv angel morons an hornay old men wiv lots an lots of wifes
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For Pastor Zeke: http://cityguides.msn.com/specials/B...02931>1=8732Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Oh he will NOT.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
And the democrats didn't cheat...having a taste of too much republican just made everyone realize that they needed to VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!! GO THE DEMOCRATS!!!!! IN YOUR FACE, DUBYA FUNS!!!!!!!!
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You are a heartless man, sir.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Take that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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If you weren't a Blessed Pastor, I'd have banned you for posting pictures of Satan's nether regions in Christ's favourite forums by now! As it is, I can only assume you posted that to remind Rachael Van Hellion, Helsing, and everyone who has ever even contemplated voting Demonrat that they'll be munching on wasabi for eternity if they don't get right with Jesus and REPENT!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou are a heartless man, sir.
Take that.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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