The Demonrats are always gushing about how Osambo is reaching out and "connecting" with American coloreds, bringing them to the polls in record numbers... well, apparently that's nothing but hot air. This interview between Negro magazine "XXL" and rap-hopper DMX shows just how little the average spook really knows about the upcoming election.
Now is our chance! We have to into all the Negro neighborhoods and tell people about John McCain. Put up flyers, go door-to-door (in Kevlar), whatever you have to do. This is really important!
XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
XXL: You're not? You know there's a black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!
XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the f***?! That ain't no f***in' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.
XXL: You're telling me you haven't heard about him before.
DMX: I ain't really paying much attention.
XXL: I mean, it's pretty big if a black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his f***in' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit" [laughs] "That ain't your f***in' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack.
XXL: So you're not following the race. You can't vote right?
DMX: Nope.
XXL: Is that why you're not following it?
DMX: No, because it's just—it doesn't matter. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. It doesn't really make a difference. These are the last years.
XXL: But it would be pretty big if we had a first black president. That would be huge.
DMX: I mean, I guess…. What, they gon' give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a black president now. They should've done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn't be in the f***in' position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done f***ed this shit up then give it to the black people, "Here you take it. Take my mess."
XXL: Right, exactly.
DMX: It's all a f***in' setup. It's all a setup. All f***in' bullshit. All bullshit. I don't give a f*** about none of that.
XXL: We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
DMX: I mean, either way it doesn't matter. I don't care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.
XXL: Yeah, but the country is.
DMX: I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don't make no damn decisions.
XXL: The president…they don't have that much authority basically?
DMX: Nah, never
DMX: Not at all.
XXL: You're not? You know there's a black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!
XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the f***?! That ain't no f***in' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.
XXL: You're telling me you haven't heard about him before.
DMX: I ain't really paying much attention.
XXL: I mean, it's pretty big if a black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his f***in' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit" [laughs] "That ain't your f***in' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack.
XXL: So you're not following the race. You can't vote right?
DMX: Nope.
XXL: Is that why you're not following it?
DMX: No, because it's just—it doesn't matter. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. It doesn't really make a difference. These are the last years.
XXL: But it would be pretty big if we had a first black president. That would be huge.
DMX: I mean, I guess…. What, they gon' give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a black president now. They should've done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn't be in the f***in' position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done f***ed this shit up then give it to the black people, "Here you take it. Take my mess."
XXL: Right, exactly.
DMX: It's all a f***in' setup. It's all a setup. All f***in' bullshit. All bullshit. I don't give a f*** about none of that.
XXL: We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
DMX: I mean, either way it doesn't matter. I don't care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.
XXL: Yeah, but the country is.
DMX: I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don't make no damn decisions.
XXL: The president…they don't have that much authority basically?
DMX: Nah, never

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