Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Ted Nugent, Rep. Allen West, or someone else?

Ted Nugent: He's Ted Nugent.

Rep. Allen West: He fights the Islamization of America, and is black, making him the perfect counterpoint to Obsama. He doesn't rape white women, so he's better than Hormone Cain.

If someone else, please explain who and why.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

I really don't understand politics but does he need one? I mean, God has selected him for President so its not like he'll die or anything, 'cos otherwise God would have just picked Nugent for President instead of Vice.

So can it be Romney & N/A in 2012? Or am I just being silly here?

[SUV]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Ted Nugent has two votes! He's way out ahead!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

I really don't understand politics but does he need one? I mean, God has selected him for President so its not like he'll die or anything, 'cos otherwise God would have just picked Nugent for President instead of Vice.

So can it be Romney & N/A in 2012? Or am I just being silly here?

The Vice President has very important duties, like making Joe Biden look like an idiot during the debates, and opening and closing Senate meetings, and providing tiebreaking votes in Senate meetings.

OK, the first and second could probably be done by this guy:


I'd like to introduce you to Vice President Cymbalmonkey.

Maybe he should be added to the poll.

But the tiebreaking vote does require some thought. I suppose this guy could handle that part:


Co-VP Intercom, at your service.

But the Vice President IS required by the Constitution, so I guess it has to be an American human.

[SUV]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

"NUDGE THE NUGE!"

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

I appreciate Rep. Allen West's stance against Communists in Congress and his Dick Cheneyesque Enhanced Interregation bona fides, but I don't know if he "has the necessities" for an important job like Vice President.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Assuming that my reading of the 12th and 25th amendments is wrong and there is something blocking the Republican party simply giving up Michigan and running with the election superteam of Romney/Romney - an assumption I'm happy to make - it looks like "nudging the nuge" is your best option.

Unless, of course, a Romney/Flint pairing is on the cards?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Let's not forget Representative Paul Ryan. He is the man who came up with the REAL American idea of shared sacrifice of service cuts for the poor and tax cuts for the rich.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

I want Dick Cheney. The devil tried to steal his hardened heart and God would not let it happen. We need a man with stone cold eyes to stop all this coddling.

[SUV]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Stop the Presses! What about this Team of Predators?! Let's see the dirty communiss in messico or idaho or wherever try to mess with us then!

(For the duration of the campaign, it may be wiser to say "Hunter" rather than "Predator")

[Noah Sole]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Whatever happened to this contender?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Whatever happened to this contender?

He did measure up in the primaries.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

He did measure up in the primaries.

Are we waiting for a late spurt from him in the polling booths then?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Are we waiting for a late spurt from him in the polling booths then?

Nope, the pundits say he peaked to soon.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Who should be Mitt Romney's vice president?

Nope, the pundits say he peaked to soon.

Oh dear what a flop!!