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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I can't wait for the election, when I can vote for Jesus!
One question: He was born in Bethlehem, everybody knows that. So how can He be eligible to be President? He's not a citizen.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Romney is a Mormon (not a Christian).
Ryan is a Papist (not a Christian).
What we need is Christ in the Whitehouse! Vote Jesus or else!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I am excited about this plan!
Now, just in case some hippies wander on to tHe RV Park an ask:
(1 Will Jesus favor a flat tax?
2) What foreign policy experience does Jesus bring to the table?
I only ask because if I'm voting Jesus I'm in it to win it! This is not a protest vote, my intention is to bring Jesus all the way to the White House!
We need to hold a strategy meeting ASAP! We need a short list of running mates and a debate format that will favor our candidate!Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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A strategy meeting ASAP about a running mate. Actually, we have quite a few people here at Landover Baptist Jesus would really like as a running mate.Originally posted by Godfly View Post
I know there would be a lot of support for the famous, Pastor Zeke. And, his is someone with connections.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Pastor Zeke Is the only one who can get the candidate on the phone at a moments notice so we'll need him behind the scenes. Still that leaves fifty or so qualified individuals in Freehold alone. Also Zeke will need to act as handler so the candidate doesn't accidentally forgive someone who could be a detriment to the campaign.
We're starting late in the game people, we have a lot of catching up to do. If we do this right we can avoid having to vote for the mormon/papist ticket and still not pay any taxes.
One thought. God could run in the VP spot and do a Dick Cheney thing once they were in office.Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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Dear Friends,
I'm helping prepare for the inevitable legal challenges that will be thrown up against our candidate, Jesus Christ. I think I have most licked, but I'm still considering how to prove He was born in the United States (as a US President must be). The logical case is airtight, but what Scripture can I cite as support for the proposition?
Technically Yours in Him,
BABComment
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Well Brother, since the Bible is the ultimate authority in the Christian Nation, the government must succumb to the demands of the scripture.Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
Jesus said it quite plainly, all power has been given unto him. That means that he can legally run for president in the United States because, after all, it is his.
Matthew
28:18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
GLORY!!
I'll be voting for Jesus this election, and that can be taken to the bank!sigpic
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.Comment
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We are "One Nation Under God" Jesus may have been born outside of this country, but this country was born of Jesus. As a child of Christ the USA is bound to give Jesus anything he asks, even retroactive birthright citizenship. But we need to be careful not to let the liberals side track us into discussions about what is or is not "iegal." We need to stick to the issues.
We also need to find a running mate to energize the base. Is sister Pailin still available?Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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Shout Glory! I'm Christ's campaign manager!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Count me in to cover your 'six' and be there for Jesus FTW (as the kids say)Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostShout Glory! I'm Christ's campaign manager!
With Gods ability to smote those against Him, any person that dares to vote for anyone but Him will drop dead at the polls.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Zeke, I thought you'd said something about this here. I was just checking the God-mocker sites that I keep tabs on, and one of them is ranting about Bill Keller's fine "votingforjesus" site!
The God-mocker goes on to spew more of his anti-Christian bile, as you might expect. But there's good news!Do you like nut clusters? Have I got one for you!
Bill Keller of LivePrayer.com thinks the choice before Americans in November is Satan vs. Satan. So, he’s encouraging voters instead to vote for Jesus . . . and over 1.2M people have signed up!
The VotingforJesus.com website looks like it could well be a satire.If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on Christianity and Christian churches. He will continue to support abortion, homosexuality, the enemies of Israel. How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man who has proven to be a true enemy of God and His Word and will continue to be so in his next term?But it’s not. Bill Keller is a small-time televangelist whose program, “Live Prayer”, ran briefly in Tampa Bay. Now, he provides his ‘sermons’ on the LivePrayer.com website.
If Mitt Romney is elected, he will be the fulfillment of his cult’s polygamist, pedophile, racist, con artist, murdering founder Joseph Smith’s “White Horse” prophecy that Romney and all Mormon’s believe. That prophecy says that the United States will facing great economic and social unrest, a Mormon will be elected President, declare a national emergency and set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy. That may sound impossible, but ever since he was at BYU, Romney was called by his inner circle “the chosen one” to fulfill their cult’s prophecy.
Aside from the ‘White Horse’ prophecy, Romney’s cult is very aggressive in seeking converts to their beliefs. They have been preparing for the past year for a Romney Presidency, and conservative estimates are that over 1 million people in this country alone will become part of his cult without him having to ever say a word. Just by being the President, his cult will finally gain the mainstream acceptance they have never been able to attain. For Christians, that means 1 million plus people will buy into the lies of Romney’s cult, die, and their souls burn in hell for all eternity! How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man whose cult will help send 1 million plus souls to hell?
He’s been a guest on Bill O’Reilly’s show, CNN, and more. It appears he’s very serious.
And, at this writing, he’s gotten over 1,246,000 people to pledge to vote for Jesus instead of Mitt Romney or Obama.
He's right! At this moment, I see 1,246,929 people have registered to Vote Jesus this year!
Oh, and Keller has also provided http://votingforsatan.com/ with all sorts of Romney/Mormon info.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Great news! I just checked http://votingforjesus.com/ and they are up to 1,262,000 Christians committed to voting for Jesus!
How can we promote this more? What states are the best ones to target?
Florida? Ohio? Virginia?
What can we do to make sure Jesus wins?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I am committed to serving the state of Iowa into Christ's column. I'm staking my reputation as a True Christian(tm) Pastor on it.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Pastor Zeke--You started a Jesus For President landslide. Here on a national site is a voter who listened to you.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI am committed to serving the state of Iowa into Christ's column. I'm staking my reputation as a True Christian™ Pastor on it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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