Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

You've heard it here first. Due to delays in delivering the bumper stickers from China, the official debut of the John McCain's campaign slogan won't be until later. That won't stop me from sharing it with my fellow members of God's Only Church!

VOTE John McSame!

Why?

John McCain has the SAME economic policy as Bush, which has helped change course from Clinton's disasterous economy to the prosperity we all enjoy today.

John McCain has the SAME profitable foreign policy as Bush, which has spread democracy and peace to the Middle East, given us not-so-bad gas prices, and made America a true moral leader, at least to people that matter.

John McCain has the SAME positions on the environment, which has protected us from the assault of granola-munching, ethanol-drunk Al Gorequeda members who believe that Hurricane Katrina was caused by SUVs, rather than homosexuals.

John McCain has the SAME positions on EVERYTHING! Remember, republicans have had TOTAL control over EVERYTHING this decade, we have changed EVERYTHING, and EVERYTHING is working PERFECTLY! We were in charge of everything, everything is better, debate over!

VOTE John McSame!

(An alternate slogan, for use only among republican faithful, is "Who needs President-for-life Bush when we have John McSame?")

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Oh, Brother Jeb, this is brilliant! Vote John McSame for McPresident!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Anyone who is strong enough to survive imprisonment by the gooks gets my vote. I'm voting McSame!

[JennyD]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Brother Jeb, I'd never thought of it that way!

What a glorious point! Why, it'd be like re-electing Bush!

McSame is the McPresident for McMe!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Brother Jeb,

This is absolutely brilliant !

Vote McSame

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Let's Raise some McCain next November! It's what Jesus would do!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

It's fairly clear that McCain will continue God's work against Muslims, which has been part of God's plan for America all along; it's just that 232 years is not enough time to accomplish that task so far.

McCain has a spiritual advisor to guide him on this course. At the end when they whisper "do something" it means "vote Republican" I am pretty sure.

I did not understand the reference to fascism in the title. I think they are referring to dictators like Saddam. In any event it reminded me to wish everyone happy victory day, May 9, the day the Russians defeated fascist Germany and ended WWII. Too bad we are are not following our example from 1945 to defeat the hairy, sweaty Muslims who are sticking it in our face every day.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

It's fairly clear that McCain will continue God's work against Muslims, which has been part of God's plan for America all along; it's just that 232 years is not enough time to accomplish that task so far.

After 332 years (the hundred years in Iraq McCain is promising) of crusading, America's task will be complete. I wonder who we'll conquer after that, the hispanofascists or the hindufascists or the chinkofascists?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Top McCain VP prospect Mark Sanford seems to lack John McSame pride. Blizter gave him a softball question: is there any difference between Bush and McCain on economics? The answer is an obvious NO! AND PRAISE THE LORD! But instead, here's what he said:

BLITZER: Are there any significant economic differences between what the Bush administration has put forward over these many years as opposed to now what John McCain supports?

SANFORD: Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and I hate it when I do that, particularly on television. Take, for instance the contrast on NAFTA. I mean, I think that the bigger issue is credibility in where one is coming from, are they consistent where they come from...

Hopefully he's no longer the top VP prospect after this humiliating display.

[papparat]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Is this a Junior Member of Son of Cain's Family trying out the chair ?

Is there going to be another Father & Son Dynasty ?


Praise Be it is

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Official Slogan for 2008: "VOTE JOHN MCSAME"

Top McCain VP prospect Mark Sanford seems to lack John McSame pride. Blizter gave him a softball question: is there any difference between Bush and McCain on economics? The answer is an obvious NO! AND PRAISE THE LORD! But instead, here's what he said:

BLITZER: Are there any significant economic differences between what the Bush administration has put forward over these many years as opposed to now what John McCain supports?

SANFORD: Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and I hate it when I do that, particularly on television. Take, for instance the contrast on NAFTA. I mean, I think that the bigger issue is credibility in where one is coming from, are they consistent where they come from...

Hopefully he's no longer the top VP prospect after this humiliating display.

I blame that radical leftist Blitzer for trying to trip a decent Republican up with such a tricky question. The media should stick to the important issues, like the weight of pigs at the Iowa State Fair.