Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I don't recall seeing so much photo shopped material coming from every which way for a long time. It's on TV and in print everywhere you look.

Did this space vehicle really land on the planet, Mars? No.

The reason we know it did not is the timing. If it were real landing, it would not have happened at a crucial point of the campaign season. What a scripted sight, a room full of uniformed actors pretending to be staff of the space ship, all jumping up and down and high fiving.

Obama can fool the news media, but not the members of Landover Baptist Church.

Obvious photo shopping:

http://news.yahoo.com/mars-rover-curiosity-snaps-photo-craters-mysterious-mountain-005531743.html

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

Apparently they landed it in Godless Austria.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Apparently they landed it in Godless Austria.

Interesting site, with an interesting link.

There is Something about "Space" that THEY Don't Want You to Know:

The Sun "Spiral-Orbits" Around theMOTIONLESS,Spherical Earth!!

... but the planets ("wandering star") orbit the sun, and the Earth is not a planet.

The World (Earth and unattached atmosphere) is neither rotating around its own axis nor orbiting the Sun. In reality the Sun, Stars and Moon are going around the Stationary, Spherical World just as observed and just as the Bible, Quran, and 1 Enoch say:

[Jedediah]

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It saddens me to think of how many new Baptist Churches could have been built for all the money sunk into this money pit of a hoax.

[Little Donkey]

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Friends - it is a hoax, of course. And also part of Obama's outreach plan to appease the terrorist Muslims. Think of how many B2 bombers we could have purchased with $2.5B... maybe one. For just a little more though, we could have definitely bought one. More, to replace the one that crashed (out of 21 we already bought).

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

This whole thing was just perpetuated to force Congress to spend even MORE hard-working Republicans' money on so-called science hooey. Now NASA wants to send a submarine off to the moons of Jupiter . What good does that do us here? Unless it's a pool of oil, I don't want to know about it. I'm not sure if Obama noticed, but there isn't exactly a waterway that connects us to Jupiter.

[John Creeser]

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Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.

That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right).

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

Brothers, we know that this is evidence of Obama's satanic scheme.

2 Thessalonians
2:7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: 2:9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

It is just another sign of the Lord's plan to Rapture® His Church©.

Mark
13:14 But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:

13:23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.

Amen Lord Jesus! We remain ever vigilant and rapture ready in the face of the escapades of the LIEberal conspiracy to infect the world with more lies.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

Oooo boy Nasa is getting pretty desperate. They say the below is an actual image from Mars...please.

That is obviously just outside of Las Vegas (and they couldn't even get the instagram settings right).

LOL, Brother JC. For $2.58 billion, that's the best photo NASA could get? Hah! Even my crappy camera phone takes better pictures than that. Well, you know the old expression, "Close enough for guvmint work."

I think it's obvious what the solution is: privatize NASA. My company would gladly buy up Cape Canaveral and turn it into a Disney-style amusement park. We've already got a prototype for the space shuttle ride:



We'd have a paintball combat area where you can shoot aliens. The adjacent fast food restaurant would serve up "alien burgers." And of course, there'd be alien-themed drink vending machines:



And you can rest assured that we wouldn't forget the adults. We've got big plans for an all-night alien-themed titty club, with a massage parlor in the back:


Family values on Mars

Our factories in China could churn out a steady stream of alien crap souvenirs in no time. That stuff has fantastic mark-up - a T-shirt we manufacture for less than 50 cents easily sells for $15!



But I tell ya'll, what irks me most about NASA are those lame "Martian robots" they came up with. I mean all those things do is drive around (at super-slow speed), snap bad-quality photos, dig through the dirt. Jesus H Christ, you'd think that they would at least mount some cool weapons on these things! Now if my company had designed these machines, I can assure you that they'd look much different:



Well, I think it's fair to say that my company's vision for the space program is far closer to mainstream American values than a socialist organization like NASA (which can't even turn a profit!). Hells bells, with prime Florida real estate and all that free publicity, they should be raking it in. Fortunately, when Romney becomes president, he'll be privatizing whatever's left of the guvmint. Then at long last, Americans will get the space program that they truly deserve!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen brother. All Obama and the demoncrats have ever wanted to do is to find "proof" of little green men from outer space because that would prove the Holy Bible to be a complete fraud. That's their goal, mark my words.

[STINKWAD]

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lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

Dear Stinkwad:

Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?

Those dinosaurs look every bit as real as the NASA pics.

Do you think there is an island covered with dinosaurs?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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lol you tards can't be serious. Even when nasa is posting haz cam pics you still believe they're fake?

Dear Mr. Stink:

PT Barnum said a sucker is born every minute. You are this minute's sucker.

Didn't you notice the similarity to pictures of deserts in the U. S.? Please look at them again.

[STINKWAD]

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Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Mars Landing a Hoax, Part of Obama's Campaign.

Allright. What would be the purpose of a "hidden" nasa agenda?

Funnel billions to Obama and his cronies, what else?

Oh, and promote Marxism through the atheist agenda, "proving" the Bible is wrong.