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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #1

    Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

    Brothers & Sisters,

    As you well know, we are in the midst of America's most important Presidential election. We are surrounded by dirty politicians who lie, cheat and steal to get into office.

    Now, for legal & tax reasons Landover cannot force anyone to vote for a particular candidate, nor specifically endorse any specific candidate. If you even take a minute to glance around our site you will notice that we are perfectly bipartisan: we talk about candidates from all walks of life, from many different political parties. We are inclusive here, and ultimately we leave the decision of voting up to the individual, the way God intended it when He helped to author the Constitution in 1776. We trust that the truly Saved(r) will have the sense to know which person is the right one for office, the one that God has selected to lead our country into it's next golden era (hint: it's the one from America).

    I have created this thread to list out the facts that we learn about Obama that the main-stream media doesn't report. I am talking about the ones that the American people want and need to know, ones that may seem scary, but that need to be exposed nonetheless.

    For instance: I was speaking with some good friends today and we exposed a fact that should be trumpeted from the mountain tops.

    Obama doesn't like chocolate.

    Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate? Now we can argue until we're blue in the fact about the forgery of a "birth certificate" that was foisted upon us last year. But this one fact should be repeated nonstop from now until the election. Why hasn't he been asked about this? Is it because they don't have chocolate in Kenya? There are so many questions to be answered! I don't understand why no reporter has held his feet to the fire, so to speak. The voters need answers!

    What other dirty laundry have you found out about Obama? Let's get the word out, and keep America American!
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

    That can't be right. He comes from a race of chocolate people.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

      He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date. That's a race war movie.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
        Obama doesn't like chocolate.

        Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate?!
        I could be satisfied by a decent milk chocolate, too.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Obama doesn't like chocolate.

          Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate?
          Anyone who has to put up with Michelle Obama for 20+ years! Imagine the taste he must associate with chocolate . . .
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Bag of bad creepers
            Unsaved trash, dot-headed demon worshiper
            • Aug 2012
            • 77

            #6
            Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post


            Obama doesn't like chocolate.

            Name me one American who doesn't like chocolate? .... Let's get the word out, and keep America American!
            Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.

            I am so glad to see you wax so eloquently about chocolate being ALL-AMERICAN. There's acceptance of the natives, their practices and their pantheons of Gods / Goddesses, right there ! Good for you !!
            Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

              Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
              Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.

              I am so glad to see you wax so eloquently about chocolate being ALL-AMERICAN. There's acceptance of the natives, their practices and their pantheons of Gods / Goddesses, right there ! Good for you !!
              We're not talking re fried beans friend, were talking chocolate like Nestle makes. AKA the only other flavor of ice cream a NOT gay man will eat.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Bag of bad creepers
                Unsaved trash, dot-headed demon worshiper
                • Aug 2012
                • 77

                #8
                Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                We're not talking re fried beans friend, were talking chocolate like Nestle makes. AKA the only other flavor of ice cream a NOT gay man will eat.
                ????

                Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!

                And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
                Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                  Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                  ????

                  Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!

                  And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
                  Chocolate is not a bean. That's like saying bread is a grain.

                  Cocoa comes from the pod of the cacao tree. Chocolate is made from cocoa and other ingredients.

                  Chocolate was invented by Christian Europeans and perfected by Americans.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                    Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                    Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean that was a ritual offering to the Mesoamerican Gods to please said Gods.
                    So, my Cape Cod Chocolate Layer Cake is now Mexican cookery ? ?

                    I want a retraction.

                    Now.
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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      So, my Cape Cod Chocolate Layer Cake is now Mexican cookery ? ?

                      I want a retraction.

                      Now.
                      You aren't making that for CornCon, are you, Sister?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                        Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                        ????

                        Chocolate IS a bean, sir ..!

                        And since when has chocolate been the personal property of homosexual men ? Those Olemic priests seem to have been ANYTHING BUT gay !
                        Those little fancy chocolates come with their own little wrappers those Olemic's make in Belgium or what ever is pure fag fuel.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                          Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                          Chocolate is not WASP American. It is a pre-Olemic bean...
                          As a bit of a history buff, I was surprised that I had never seen this term before. So I googled it, and guess what? The ONLY instance is in this very thread (there are references to a medical condition called olemia, but that's obviously not what you're referring to).

                          Did you perhaps mean pre-Olmec (referring to the period before the rise of the Olmec culture in south-central Mexico)?

                          Pro tip: if you're going to try to argue with people on the internet or elsewhere, get your facts and terms straight or risk looking like an idiot.

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                          • Felicity
                            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 4834

                            #14
                            Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                            Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                            Chocolate IS a bean
                            Where did you get that silly idea? Beans and chocolate look and taste completely different! #Psalm 34:8
                            I Jesus!

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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790

                              #15
                              Re: Shocking facts about Obama: CONFIRMED!

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              You aren't making that for CornCon, are you, Sister?
                              Oh, thanks for the compliment!

                              I was going to bring my Crunchy Colonial Corn Pie, like last year...but hardly anyone touched it
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