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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318
    #1

    Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

    * Starting so many answers with, "As a Kenyan..."

    * Yelping, jumping under table when told Iran is close to completion of a nuclear weapon

    * Admitting that the US is in the midst of a horse-and-bayonet gap

    * Engaging in Yorrick-style monologue with skull of Osama Bin Laden

    * Referring to Mitt Romney as "Whitey" and "Pom Wonderful" and "Guy Smiley"

    * Omitting several umlauts in answers

    * Citing "mystic crystal revelations" as guiding his policy in the Middle East
    Last edited by Born Again Bob; 10-24-2012, 01:03 PM.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384
      #2
      Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

      * Randomly slipping into a negro dialect.

      * Adding the phrase "Allah willing" after every agenda item for his second term.

      * Putting forth his domestic policy in Jesse Jackson jive rhyming.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

          *Showing up with a bone through his nose.

          *Taking regular chugs out of a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.

          *Cackling at odd times.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

              * Keeping Larry Sinclair under the table.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318
                  #5
                  Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

                  * Bragging about having the most drone kills of any Nobel Peace Prize winner

                  * Taunting poor Tigg Romney

                  * Giving a "shout out" to "the hilarious dudes at Bad Lip Reading"

                  * Left out Poland

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

                      * Admitting that the US is unready to face the threat of Kaiser William the III.

                      * Showing a unacceptable lack of knowledge on world geography by being unaware that Syria and Iran share a common border.

                      * Blatantly pre-stealing Mr Romney's foreign policy (typical liberal)

                      * Not being willing to let the World Court do it's part by arresting the President of Iran.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Little Donkey
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 498
                          #7
                          Re: Obama's Biggest Debate Gaffes -- Third Debate

                          * Doing lines of coke off the podium. Hello?!? We can see you.

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