[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: The Feds got one right

Listen, mister, if you want your kids to learn about your religion in school, send them to a private school. If you can't afford that, take the responsibility and teach your kids AT HOME. Take them to your church to learn. But the other kids in that public school have the right not to have a religion shoved down their throats.

Were they literally shoving the Bibles down their throats? I certainly wouldn't condone that. The Holy Bible should be treated with more respect than that!

No person who has not read the Bible can consider himself (or herself, we're not sexist around here) to be a well informed citizen of the US. The Bible impacts virtually every aspect of life in the Western world (not to mention the Middle East).

I don't know if this helps, but I think we should distribute Korans to students, too, since it is as important to know your enemy as it is to know yourself. I don't worry that reading the Koran will indoctrinate children into Moohamedianism--just the opposite, once they find out how violent, churlish, arbitrary, jealous, indignant, rude, uncompassionate, moody, and cruel is Allah, and once they see how the Koran is filled with contradictions surrounded by conundrums wrapped in turbans, I trust our children not to make the wrong choice by deciding to join Cat Stevens in Gitmo.

So let's try to make all of this available to our kids in public schools, and leave it to their parents and their church deacons to beat the love of Jesus into their hides if they stray too far from the teachings of God

BTW, I occasionally give some positive rep to the author of a non-Christian point of view that is respectfully presented and thoughtfully argued. Rarely, I have to admit, would I do that for a post gussied up in fuchsia.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

NEW ORLEANS - A federal judge says Tangipahoa Parish public schools must stop in-school Bible giveaways to students.

Any these queers and nigras wonder why Katrina happened, uhhhh, why did the levee break? duh.

[Don the Baptist]

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Good list, Brother King, but I'd add science class, too.

Let's not forget astronomy, where else will kids learn how universe really functions (ergocentricity)? All the public schools and liberal colleges teach that ridiculous heliocentric garbage.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Any these queers and nigras wonder why Katrina happened, uhhhh, why did the levee break? duh.

Hurricanes happen because of low pressure systems moving over large warm water masses.
The levee broke because of storm surge and poor maintenance.

From LiveScience.com:

Most hurricanes that hit the United States begin either in the Caribbean or the Atlantic. Many of the worst start as seedlings coming off the coast of Africa. Like all tropical cyclones, a hurricane needs the warm water of the tropics, which feeds a storm with energy, in order to form. The atmosphere must be laden with moisture.

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The yellow and orange areas in this image from the summer of 2003 show warm water where hurricanes form. Africa is at the right, South America at bottom-left, and and the U.S. East Coast is in the upper-left.
Image: NASA

Saffir-Simpson Scale

Category
Winds (mph)
Storm Surge (feet)
1
74-95
4-5
2
96-110
6-8
3
111-130
9-12
4
131-155
13-18
5
155 +
18 +

LiveScience / SOURCE: NHC

Hurricanes from Above

The water must be at least 80 degrees Fahrenheit (26.5 Celsius) down to at least 150 feet (50 meters), scientists estimate.
In the beginning, a disturbance forms in the atmosphere, developing into an area of low atmospheric pressure. Winds begin to move into the center of the storm seedling from surrounding areas of higher air pressure. Warm water heats the air, and it rises as it nears the center.
The ocean feeds warmth and moisture into the developing storm, providing energy that causes the warm air in the center to rise faster. It condenses high in the atmosphere, creating thunderstorms.
If conditions are favorable, a tropical depression develops into a tropical storm, then finally into a hurricane, which is not unlike a giant swirling mass of thunderstorms.
As rising air in the storm's center condenses, it produces heat, forcing it to rise even faster. The air is pushed out the top -- much like smoke out the chimney of a fire -- and more air has to rush in at the surface to take its place. This kicks the ocean up more and, well, you can see that the storm essentially feeds on itself.
Formation can be throttled or thwarted by, among other things, strong winds aloft that shear off a storm's chimney.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

Hurricanes happen because Jesus wants them to. End of story.

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Including earthquakes and hurricanes and tornadoes.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[Dancing With Myself]

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Once again, it has been proven that the only logic a True Christian™ can follow is circular.

*Does a golf clap*



I should start counting the number of times that I've been told to go to hell myself.

I think I'm at 6-7 times already.

[Bobby-Joe]

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*Does a golf clap*



I should start counting the number of times that I've been told to go to hell myself.

I think I'm at 6-7 times already.

Freind,

We love you, like Jesus does and don't want you to go to hell. We want to save you. If it means drugging you, stripping you naked, saving all the hair from you body and holding you in isolation until you embrace Christ's love, well so be it.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

Hurricanes happen because of low pressure systems moving over large warm water masses.
The levee broke because of storm surge and poor maintenance.

Do NOT - hurricanes happen and levees break because men touch each others pee-pee's, don't read the bible and hate Jesus. Jesus therefore wills to smite the queers and whores without mercy because he hates them.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Do NOT - hurricanes happen and levees break because men touch each others pee-pee's, don't read the bible and hate Jesus. Jesus therefore wills to smite the queers and whores without mercy because he hates them.

Then how do you explain the fact that churches were destroyed while Bourbon Street sustained no damage at all?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

Then how do you explain the fact that churches were destroyed while Bourbon Street sustained no damage at all?

duhhh - there were homeless queers and whores hiding in the churches stupid. Everyone knows that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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duhhh - there were homeless queers and whores hiding in the churches stupid. Everyone knows that.

You're really reaching.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

You're really reaching.

Why do I even try to talk to you - - it is common knowledge that what I say is true. Any idiot knows that homeless queers and whores seek shelter in a storm and a vacant church works as good as any. The shelter from the storm that they should seek of course is Baby Jesus, turn with me if you will in your KJV to:

Mark 4.36-40: And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full. And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish? And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?

Did you catch that SkankWithNoDrawers? Jesus calms the storm (praise and glory), and he could do the same for the queers, whores and even you, can I pray with you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Why do I even try to talk to you - - it is common knowledge that what I say is true. Any idiot knows that homeless queers and whores seek shelter in a storm and a vacant church works as good as any. The shelter from the storm that they should seek of course is Baby Jesus, turn with me if you will in your KJV to:


Mark 4.36-40: And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full. And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish? And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?

I don't own a KJV - I do have an NIV and an NAS.

Did you catch that SkankWithNoDrawers? Jesus calms the storm (praise and glory), and he could do the same for the queers, whores and even you, can I pray with you?

You can pray all you want, but I won't be joining you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The Feds got one right (Not)

You can pray all you want, but I won't be joining you.

Let's see now. In a single post, you've rejected the true Bible in favor of the New International (Per)version and the New American (Sub)standard Bible, and you've rejected someone's offer, made in Christian love, to pray with you. I guess you're trying to reserve a sleeper car on the hell train.