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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, bestiality is a sin. You've heard me say so from the Pulpit many times. It therefore stands to reason that anything that promotes bestiality is a sin. This is what we call a "Theological Fact."

    Well now Congressman Louis Gohmert has been taking a lot of flack for adopting this "Theological Fact" lately. Here's what he said:


    In fact, I had this discussion with some wonderful, caring Democrats earlier this week on the issue of, well, they said "surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn't you? How would that be problematic?"

    And I pointed out, well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? What's wrong with nine? Or eleven? And the problem is once you draw that limit ; it's kind of like marriage when you say it's not a man and a woman any more, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal?

    There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage and it's the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it's just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.

    You need to educate yourselves on the issues. You need to understand that when there is a law being pushed, as it has for several years, that says that religious institutions should not be exempt from discrimination laws, that it is going to devastate the church, the synagogue, the places of worship that hire people because ultimately they're saying you have to hire whatever Satan-worshiper, whatever cross-dresser you think might be immoral, that's against your religious belief. You are going to be forced to abandon your religious beliefs, and we've been seeing that with some of the requirements under Obamacare.

    The freedom of the church is at risk nowadays ... Law always reflects someone's morality, so if Christians are not involved in making sure it reflects their morality as a majority, according to polls, then it's going to reflect a lack of morality or some immorality. So the law will reflect somebody's and it better be the majorities that believe in God.

    Sounds reasonable to me.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

    They don't call it a "slippery slope" for nothing. I know Mr. Etheldreda could find no flaw in this congressman's logic. Of course, as you say, pastor, this being a "theological fact" means there exists no flaw in this logic.

    I learned something new today. Thank you!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

      What worries me is that if the gaywise do get marriage redefined to include anal rape they will soon start insisting that proper marriage will be band and children are born in giant test tubes and brought up by lesbiens

      It's funny (not) how the lame stream liberal media ignores this.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12606

        #4
        Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        Sounds reasonable to me.

        "The freedom of the church is at risk.."

        Truer words were never spoken. We need to establish God's morals and we need to do it now.

        Thank you for this thread, Pastor Zeke.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #5
          Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          They don't call it a "slippery slope" for nothing. I know Mr. Etheldreda could find no flaw in this congressman's logic. Of course, as you say, pastor, this being a "theological fact" means there exists no flaw in this logic.

          I learned something new today. Thank you!

          They call it a "slippery slope?" That's disgusting! Is there no end to the perverted things liberals come up with?

          Here is a video that shows what happened in France which is a direct result of gun regulations. Thank you brother ex-Viking for the link.

          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

            As the Congressman CORRECTLY points out only the UTTER and ABSOLUTE terror of being gun down in the streets like A DOG prevents us ALL from fornicating in those said streets, with those said dogs.

            The FACT is the moon bat liberals REFUSE to accept the TRUE™ nature of man; UTTER DEPRAVITY! Only the fear that our Jesus Christ, the MOST PERFECT and loving being that ever existed, will come down and CRUSH us under his Godly foot LIKE A BUG keeps us from dressing up in drag and raping animals, 24 x 7.

            And even then we have furries.
            Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 04-04-2013, 11:37 PM. Reason: add "dressing up in drag" for factual content

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Gun Control Leads To Bestiality!

              Why is it the gun control fags also want to arm Iran?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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