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I'm sure that you've all heard the sad news - former British Prime Minister has died at the age of 87. I realize that some younger people might not be familiar with her many accomplishments, or even know what she looked like. Here is a photo of her having a telephone conference with America's Founding Father, Ronald Reagan.
A devotee of the saintly Ayn Rand, Thatcher was the most beloved prime minister in Britain's history. Below is a group of ordinary working people mourning Thatcher's untimely demise.
Yes, a sad day indeed. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining. Thanks to Margaret's passing, we were able to sell a whole warehouse full of cheap made-in-China Thatcher memorabilia. We've been waiting for years for a chance to offload this crap - thank the lord for the lead-based paint that still looks good on the Thatcher coffee cups.
Tomorrow my lobbyists will be introducing legislation to have Thatcher's birthday declared a national holiday. Of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch, so we'll be cutting out the school lunch program, along with some other existing national holidays that weren't popular anyway - things like Negro Day (aka Martin Luther King's birthday) and Communism Day (aka Labor Day - to be replaced with Bankster Day).
One last little news item - I've received some disturbing reports (via my company's paid shills on the Atlas-Shrugged blog) indicating that The Iron Lady did not die of natural causes, but rather was murdered! And all the evidence points to Obama!
Examples: Margaret Thatcher was a youthful 87 years old (slightly more than half the age of the average Republican voter). She should have been down in Florida playing shuffleboard rather than chilly old England where most people have barely enough to eat (especially now with our employee, David Cameron, in charge). Finally, video evidence shows that minutes before Thatcher's death, Obama was seen out on the golf course talking into a cell phone - without a doubt he was ordering one of his leftist radical gay hit men to take down Thatcher.
This is the worst scandal in Washington since Bill Clinton raped that fat Jewess in the Oval Office!
A devotee of the saintly Ayn Rand, Thatcher was the most beloved prime minister in Britain's history. Below is a group of ordinary working people mourning Thatcher's untimely demise.
Yes, a sad day indeed. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining. Thanks to Margaret's passing, we were able to sell a whole warehouse full of cheap made-in-China Thatcher memorabilia. We've been waiting for years for a chance to offload this crap - thank the lord for the lead-based paint that still looks good on the Thatcher coffee cups.
Tomorrow my lobbyists will be introducing legislation to have Thatcher's birthday declared a national holiday. Of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch, so we'll be cutting out the school lunch program, along with some other existing national holidays that weren't popular anyway - things like Negro Day (aka Martin Luther King's birthday) and Communism Day (aka Labor Day - to be replaced with Bankster Day).
One last little news item - I've received some disturbing reports (via my company's paid shills on the Atlas-Shrugged blog) indicating that The Iron Lady did not die of natural causes, but rather was murdered! And all the evidence points to Obama!
Examples: Margaret Thatcher was a youthful 87 years old (slightly more than half the age of the average Republican voter). She should have been down in Florida playing shuffleboard rather than chilly old England where most people have barely enough to eat (especially now with our employee, David Cameron, in charge). Finally, video evidence shows that minutes before Thatcher's death, Obama was seen out on the golf course talking into a cell phone - without a doubt he was ordering one of his leftist radical gay hit men to take down Thatcher.
This is the worst scandal in Washington since Bill Clinton raped that fat Jewess in the Oval Office!
His name is Jesus. Do you know him? He paid for your sins!
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