[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Presidential Elections 2016. The GOP will rise again!

You mean her chink servants? I've got a Wang, but Sarah Palin might have a Dong.

Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

Please allow me to clarify: I know nothing about Mrs. Palin's chink servants. My use of the word "dong" did not pertain to a slant eyed, rice eatiing gook, but to a one eyed trouser trout.

(i.e) member, John Thomas, pecker, piece, unit, shaft, schlong...etc.

What I was implying...trying to say..was that if Mrs. Palin were a man she/he might be worth voting for.

Sorry for the confusion.

YIC

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Presidential Elections 2016. The GOP will rise again!

Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

Please allow me to clarify: I know nothing about Mrs. Palin's chink servants. My use of the word "dong" did not pertain to a slant eyed, rice eatiing gook, but to a one eyed trouser trout.

(i.e) member, John Thomas, pecker, piece, unit, shaft, schlong...etc.

What I was implying...trying to say..was that if Mrs. Palin were a man she/he might be worth voting for.

Sorry for the confusion.

YIC

What's that supposed to mean friend; that women are only possibly souless breading machines because of an accident of biology? It sounds like you've been listing to many femnazi sources. Women are unsuitable for leadership positions because Jesus gave them the free will when He created them to chose to be unsuitable.

Remember ANY women who doesn't just want to submit to a husband like our Sister Talitha or Sister Thumper is just a man hating lesbian who wants to cut off tallywackers and have abortions all day.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Presidential Elections 2016. The GOP will rise again!

Women are unsuitable for leadership positions because Jesus gave them the free will when He created them to chose to be unsuitable.

Dear Mr. Bobby-Joe,

Your logic is infallible. You are, as always, absolutely correct.

Remember ANY women who doesn't just want to submit to a husband like our Sister Talitha or Sister Thumper is just a man hating lesbian who wants to cut off tallywackers and have abortions all day.

Two excellent examples, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

YIC

[Barry]

Re: Presidential Elections 2016. The GOP will rise again!

Everyone knows gluttony is a sin. Every calorie consumed that is not burned to maintain health or worship God, is a sin. This means Christie sins about 3500 times a day. Much as I love his politics, could you really vote for such a man?