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  • National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

    Dear True Christians,

    I'm glad I finally found my way back to the LORD. It was a close call, I assure you. A few of you might remember I lost my leg in an unfortunate hunting accident with my dad, but it turns out it gave me an unprecedented look into why the gay lobby tries to press national healthcare agendas in all countries !

    After I lost my leg, the doctors prescribed me painkillers, which I could not have afforded if I already had to pay the bill for the amputation of my leg. But sadly, the National Health Service paid for the operation, and the painkillers, leading directly to a subsequent addiction to them, and later on my addiction to morphine

    I'm almost too ashamed to admit what I did to pay for morphine, but I'm telling you all this so you know we have to take a stand against obamacare... I sold my anus to the highest bidder... the shame! (which is why I wasn't posting on this forum anymore )

    Luckily, a week ago my parents decided to do an intervention and locked me up in their basements with only water and the word of GOD as my companions! I of course hated them for it, but I'm feeling a lot better now!

    But this story hopefully illustrates that it's very important that people can't afford health care so they don't turn gay. It's no coincidence that in Africa you don't have gays, (except all those African kids who were raped by Catholic priest and now have the AIDS of course) since they have no money to go to the hospital!

    Not to forget how gays only survive in countries with national healthcare, since they all have the AIDS and would die without the expensive meds they can't afford personally!

    I've already written several letters the last few days to queen Elizabeth about how gays were behind the National Health Service, but she's not responding...

    Anyone another idea I can try?
    John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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    Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

    There Brethren, there with ex-Gay Brother Dalton and his ravaged anus do we have the TRUE reason for Obama care! It's to make the common American (as in male, white Baptist Republican) addicted to prescribed pain killers so he turns into a call boy selling his body (which is a temple to The Lord mind you) to large black men! This is has been the reason for ALL "advances" in medical science since the time of Paracelsus.

    As God said to Moses; "Take two tablets and call me in the morning"

    Good enough for Moses, good enough for us!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

      Welcome back, Brother.

      It's well known that the National Health Service has a hidden agenda and its minions will not be satisfied until the entire population of England has been driven to shirt-lifting bum-banditry.

      I'm sorry that you had to suffer like that. But Praise Jesus! for the timely intervention of your parents, before you succumbed to the Communistic agenda and went through some sort of sham "gay marriage" with an illegal immigrant arseylum seeker.

      Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
      I've already written several letters the last few days to queen Elizabeth about how gays were behind the National Health Service, but she's not responding...
      What language did you write in? If you've ever heard her or any of her family speak, it's pretty obvious from their accent that English is not their first language. Try Low German.

      YiC
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        Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

        Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
        I'm almost too ashamed to admit what I did to pay for morphine, but I'm telling you all this so you know we have to take a stand against obamacare... I sold my anus to the highest bidder... the shame! (which is why I wasn't posting on this forum anymore )

        Luckily, a week ago my parents decided to do an intervention and locked me up in their basements with only water and the word of GOD as my companions! I of course hated them for it, but I'm feeling a lot better now!
        Proof of the power of prayer, my friend. You chose to be a filthy queer and rent your rectum to the man-steel of strangers. Yet by reading His precious words and asking Him for help, you are a normal person again, praise Jesus.

        However, mud-packing so infuriates our Heavenly Father, He might have smitten you with any number of the gay maladies so prevalent among the fags, so never stop praying. Even a single homo-rectal sodomy tryst might have made Jesus mad enough to curse you with any, or all of these ailments:

        Anal Cancer
        Chlamydia trachomatis
        Cryptosporidium
        Giardia lamblia
        Herpes simplex virus
        Human immunodeficiency virus
        Human papilloma virus
        Isospora belli
        Microsporidia
        Gonorrhea
        Viral hepatitis types B & C
        Syphilis
        I will pray with you that your anus, colon and rectum are restored to optimal health.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

          The problems with homersexurality are too numerous to list, but this young Christian girl is off to a good start!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

            I went to his YouTube page, that kid has some energy!

            I wonder if he is on the Creation Science lecture circuit, I'd love to see him school someone like Sam Harris
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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              Re: National Health Service Turned Me Gay (But Luckily I'm Not Anymore!)

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              Anal Cancer
              Chlamydia trachomatis
              Cryptosporidium
              Giardia lamblia
              Herpes simplex virus
              Human immunodeficiency virus
              Human papilloma virus
              Isospora belli
              Microsporidia
              Gonorrhea
              Viral hepatitis types B & C
              Syphilis
              God is one step ahead of "medical" research in this respect. He has established Simian Foamy Virus in African and Asian humans (by transfer of bodily fluids from assorted monkeys, gorillas, chimpanzees).



              In the same way that SIV/Simian Immunodeficiency Virus had little effect in animals but "somehow" got into humans and became
              transmissible as HIV/Human Immunodeficiency Virus, so SFV has little effect in monkeys.



              Now that it's gone human God has everything on target for the HFV/Human Foamy Virus just as He warned us.


              Only the Christian standard makes sense because only the Christian standard is God's standard.
              JOSHUA 1
              7
              Only be thou strong and very courageous, that thou mayest observe to do according to all the law, which Moses my servant commanded thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayest prosper whithersoever thou goest.
              8 This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.
              KJV





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