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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22367

    #2
    Re: Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

    That explains everything. Especially why Obama is always so secretive about his birth certificate.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

      The facts:

      1. Hitler was Obama's father.

      2. Hitler was Catholic.

      3. Catholics rape their own children.



      Conclusion:

      Obama is gay.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

        Amen COM, there has always been something sinister here. Hitler was rumored to be Jewish, but having been born by a cathylick mother (the joos require you to be born from a Jewish mother), and never known to have converted (we know what Hitler thought of the joos), he can't be directly Jewish. There were, however, rumors that he had Jewish ancestors and there for Jewish blood in him.

        It stands to reason the Obama might be Jewish (as well as a mooselimb), and perhaps we should start calling him Barack Hussein Obama Barry Soetoro Shicklgruber.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          It stands to reason the Obama might be Jewish (as well as a mooselimb), and perhaps we should start calling him Barack Hussein Obama Barry Soetoro Shicklgruber.
          Of course, this all makes perfect sense now. As he is both jewish and mooslime, he is wanting to become some sort of new Abraham who will unite the joos and mooslimes against Christianity for the final battle. He is the anti-Christ.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12557

            #6
            Re: Proof Positive: Hitler Was Obama's Father!

            This information has been there and we were never told. Why wasn't it made available before his two elections?

            It all the more evidence the liberal media covers up things.

            I pledge to make sure a Republican wins the next election.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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