If Obama is President... will we still call it The White House?

[Larry Lee]

A serious question.

I'm thinking we should start calling it the "Ham House". What do you think?

(Tom DeLay was spotted wearing one of these over the weekend at the Texas Republican Convention, where they sold out!)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

A serious question.

I'm thinking we should start calling it the "Ham House". What do you think?

(Tom DeLay was spotted wearing one of these over the weekend at the Texas Republican Convention, where they sold out!)

While as a TRUE Christian(tm) there is no room for racism in my heart I think we Americans have many proud traditions that make up great. One of those traditions is electing white men with single syllable last names. Maybe if Obama changed his last name to Rice things would be more acceptable.

[SUV]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

Baraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Right, Pastor Al?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

That's an insightful question, but I wonder whether it isn't moot. If Osama becomes President (and the very possibility should keep prayer warriors busy), I'm sure he'll waste no time turning the White House into a mosque, where Imam Jeremiah Wright can spread his hate speech.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have it on good authority (one of my houseboys apparently watched "MTV" recently and was whipped for it) that the nigras refer to the place they call home as "my crib." Maybe that's what he'd call it?




Honestly, whenever I think about the possibility of Obsama in the Whitehouse, my testicles crawl up inside my body.

[Mr. Jingles]

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An Obama presidency means the White House will be renamed the Crack House; Jesus will NOT be happy about this.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

Let us not panic, fellow Christians. I think that as long as the building itself remains painted white, we can rightfully refer to it as the White House.

Of course, if Bamarama goes all ghetto and paints it bright green or something equally hideous--well, we'll deal with that when the time comes.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I'm not a racist, but America is a Caucasian nation, founded by devout Caucasians on Caucasian principles. That's a plain old fact. If our founding fathers knew that 200-odd years down the line, Americans would be seriously considering putting a colored in the White House, they'd have surrendered to the British faster than you can say "RAHOWA!"

[ExGay Alex]

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And furthermore, he will degrade the English language beyond anything imaginable. White presidents have consistently upheld the principles of articulate English expression, but Obama can be expected to communicate in a sort of jivey way heretofore unprecedented in presidential discourse. Can you imagine his addressing the nation and replacing "My fellow Americans, I come to you this evening from the Oval Office, in the name of God, ..." with "Hey, what it is, bros, I be in my O-VAL crib, man, and I wants to rap wit joo about ...."

There is even a translation of God's holy word into heathen ghetto slang. Has this been brought your attention before? They refer to God as "Ceiling Cat" and it disgusts me to post this link, but if Obama is elected, you can expect church services across America to be required to adopt the Negro translation you see here:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

[Peter Lynch]

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I wouldn't worry, it'll still be the white house as long as they have to paint over the scorch marks left there by the british army in 1814.

[snottyduck]

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That ceiling cat stuff is pretty funny.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

I wouldn't worry, it'll still be the white house as long as they have to paint over the scorch marks left there by the british army in 1814.

I have the feeling that you'll spend eternity dealing with scorch marks.

[nigra false prophet]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

And furthermore, he will degrade the English language beyond anything imaginable. White presidents have consistently upheld the principles of articulate English expression, but Obama can be expected to communicate in a sort of jivey way heretofore unprecedented in presidential discourse. Can you imagine his addressing the nation and replacing "My fellow Americans, I come to you this evening from the Oval Office, in the name of God, ..." with "Hey, what it is, bros, I be in my O-VAL crib, man, and I wants to rap wit joo about ...."

There is even a translation of God's holy word into heathen ghetto slang. Has this been brought your attention before? They refer to God as "Ceiling Cat" and it disgusts me to post this link, but if Obama is elected, you can expect church services across America to be required to adopt the Negro translation you see here:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Even more than Bush has slaughtered the english language? I doubt it.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: If Obama is President... will we still call it The White Hous

Even more than Bush has slaughtered the english language? I doubt it.

How I have missed the rantings of the unsaved...

[nigra false prophet]

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