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  • The_Arizonan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 47
    #1

    The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

    The Republicans are going to lose big in November again! They lost their majorities in the Senate and the House of Representatives back in 2006 and their misfortunes are going to be compounded when they lose even more seats in the Senate and the House thanks to President Georgiel Walkerstein Bushberg and his wars.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/110th_US_Congress_Senate.svg


    See this map? It's going to be completely blue really soon!

    God is going to be powerless and the state of Arizona, under the governship of Janet Napolitano, is going to annex heaven at this rate too!
    Tags: election 2008
    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

      What is this person talking about? Is there a new monster movie coming out?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          What is this person talking about? Is there a new monster movie coming out?
          I don't know, Brother, but it makes me glad that I'm high on Jesus, not on whatever this person is huffing.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

              I've seen it before, the man's snapped. The culture wars do that to some men, they can't take the pressure and fall apart.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464
                  #5
                  Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  I've seen it before, the man's snapped. The culture wars do that to some men, they can't take the pressure and fall apart.
                  I think you're right. Should Security escort the Arizonan to Quarantine?
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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324
                      #6
                      Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                      Give him one more chance, then to the ward.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Give him one more chance, then to the ward.
                          Taser is at the ready.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932
                              #8
                              Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                              Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
                              Janet Napolitano
                              Ok, one of these "ladies" is Janet Napolitano and one of them is a transexual. Can you tell the difference between a supposed honest lieberal and a heathen sodomite whore?


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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                  Ok, one of these "ladies" is Janet Napolitano and one of them is a transexual. Can you tell the difference between a supposed honest lieberal and a heathen sodomite whore?
                                  Brother Deaner, I can tell which is Janet Napolitano, but I believe "supposedly honest liberal" and "heathen sodomite whore" equally describe both "people".
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78555
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                      Ok, one of these "ladies" is Janet Napolitano and one of them is a transexual. Can you tell the difference between a supposed honest lieberal and a heathen sodomite whore?
                                      See, I just hate that. They both look like lovely middle-aged ladies to me, but I also know all too well that these bulldyke drag queen transvestalites can fool even the Godliest of Men. I just HATE that. Don't even get me started.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Ahimaaz Smith
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2007
                                          • 2549
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Republicans are going to lose big AGAIN!

                                          Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
                                          They lost their majorities in the Senate and the House of Representatives back in 2006 and their misfortunes are going to be compounded when they lose even more seats in the Senate and the House...
                                          So what? The great President George W. Bush doesn't care what the House and the Senate say, he answers to a higher power. The loony leftist Congress may have been elected by the people, but President Bush was selected by God. He swore an oath on the Bible to defend our country from all enemies, foreign and domestic, and he's not going to let trivialities like "the law" stand in the way.

                                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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