[John Creeser]

Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

I see nothing wrong in hunting seals, remember, they are just animals, and animals don't feel anything.

One of the only things Canada does that doesn't disgust me. I was thinking of planning a trip with the boys for next years seal hunt, I always enjoy family orientated vacations.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

One of the only things Canada does that doesn't disgust me. I was thinking of planning a trip with the boys for next years seal hunt, I always enjoy family orientated vacations.

They also do it in Alaska(which belongs to Godly USA)

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

Sister Glendora, I want to thank you for starting this thread. This whole baby harp seal holocaust is a myth. Far from being some kind of cutesy endangered species, these black-eyed demon seals breed like flies. The ocean is swarming with them, and they compete with humans for food by eating up all the valuable schools of fish that my company's commercial fishing fleet have not yet exterminated.

It also makes my blood boil that the Greenpeace fags - just like all liberals - are trying to kill your grandmother. That's right, they are coming for granny. Just look at all the evidence. First, Obama wanted to kill grandma with his insidious "death panels." Then you got the social security "Ponzi scheme" which lets seniors retire at the tender age of 65 - if they worked until age 90, they'd be far healthier. Of course, the liberals try to pretend they love seniors by allowing them to have food stamps, but then they won't allow food stamps to be used for buying cat food! That's ridiculous - if they can't buy cat food, what are the old fossils supposed to eat? Caviar?

And of course, there is that insidious job-destroying minimum wage, which has put so many seniors out of work. The federal guvmint requires that Wal-Mart pay its greeters an outrageous $7.25 per hour. If it were not for this Marxist law, they'd only pay $1 per hour. Just think about that - they could hire 7.25 times as many Wal-Mart greeters if the guvmint wasn't extorting such high wage rates from the poor exploited Walton family. I think Wal-Mart greeters are a particularly good example, because their jobs cannot be outsourced to illegal aliens. It's true, there was an experiment with that, but management concluded that white Christian customers reacted negatively when greeted by a beaner babbling "Bienvenido a Wal-Mart" - thus they've restricted their illegal employees to select regions with beaner majorities, like Los Angeles.

By the way, my company's research people are trying to help out by developing a human-like robot to be employed by Wal-Mart as greeters. They would also be equipped with tasers to take down any suspected shoplifters. We've made great progress, but we're not quite there yet. Last month, our robot greeters accidentally tazed a 6-month-old baby and a dog, but I'm happy to report that both survived and doctors say the baby will only have minimal brain damage.


Welcome to Wal-mart. Now empty your pockets.

Anyway, getting back to grandma, if she can't wear a fashionable baby harp seal fur coat while she's freezing in her tiny apartment, how is she going to keep warm in winter now that heating oil prices have gone through the roof? In the past, she might have used an electric blanket, but these days it's more than likely we'll have her power turned off because we've placed a lien on her water and power utility payments so that we can collect what she owes on her credit cards. Look, it's not our fault that she didn't read the fine print about how her APR would jump to 800% after the first three months low introductory rate. Next time, she'll learn to pay attention before clicking on that box saying "I agree."

[Deaner]

Re: Drill Baby Seals - I Need Gasoline!

You said a mouthful there Brother! No wonder people go around clubbing these horrible animals over the head. It looks positively EVIL!!!!!!!!

Sheep in wolve's clothing? This horrible beast looks like it would rip off your testicles just for fun.