Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

[Brother Enoch]

I'm not kidding, I saw this moments ago as a banner ad here.



I'm worried that there are homers and nigras at google launching an attack on God' favorite forum. While True Christians are immune to such blasphemy I worry about the souls of the unsaved trash that stop by. At the brink of salvation they could be lured away by Barak Osama soda!

Satan is surely present, we must be vigilant and pray for the painful demise of the liberal antiChrists who sent such a vile ad to God's Favourite Forum!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

I'm not kidding, I saw this moments ago as a banner ad here.



I'm worried that there are homers and nigras at google launching an attack on God' favorite forum. While True Christians are immune to such blasphemy I worry about the souls of the unsaved trash that stop by. At the brink of salvation they could be lured away by Barak Osama soda!

Satan is surely present, we must be vigilant and pray for the painful demise of the liberal antiChrists who sent such a vile ad to God's Favourite Forum!

While you are quite correct that satan is always trying to find ways of destroying the good work we do on behalf of Christ, the ads you see here are not a manifestation of that. At least not directly.

You see, the folks at Google have a way of tracking each and every keystroke you make. They know what websites you frequent, and what your personal lifestyle choices are. Each poster's advertising experience is custom tailored to reflect their interests and values. You have obviously given the good folks at Google some reason to believe that you are a demoncrat nigra lover who drinks fake soda pop instead of Jesus' favorite, Coca-Cola.

The only ads I see are for customized spanking impliments, Designer Bible covers and cheat sheets for Sunday Sermons.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

While you are quite correct that satan is always trying to find ways of destroying the good work we do on behalf of Christ, the ads you see here are not a manifestation of that. At least not directly.

You see, the folks at Google have a way of tracking each and every keystroke you make. They know what websites you frequent, and what your personal lifestyle choices are. Each poster's advertising experience is custom tailored to reflect their interests and values. You have obviously given the good folks at Google some reason to believe that you are a demoncrat nigra lover who drinks fake soda pop instead of Jesus' favorite, Coca-Cola.

The only ads I see are for customized spanking impliments, Designer Bible covers and cheat sheets for Sunday Sermons.

Hmmmm. I am a firm opponent of Osama and his bid for the Presidency and have been so since day one. And I associate pepsi with Michael Jackson. Coke only for me.

But my wife likes Pepsi.

Maybe she is going to subversive websites while I am fulfilling my God given role as provider taking telephone orders for women's clothing.

She may need some constructive discipline. Perhaps another knocking up.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

While you are quite correct that satan is always trying to find ways of destroying the good work we do on behalf of Christ, the ads you see here are not a manifestation of that. At least not directly.

You see, the folks at Google have a way of tracking each and every keystroke you make. They know what websites you frequent, and what your personal lifestyle choices are. Each poster's advertising experience is custom tailored to reflect their interests and values. You have obviously given the good folks at Google some reason to believe that you are a demoncrat nigra lover who drinks fake soda pop instead of Jesus' favorite, Coca-Cola.

The only ads I see are for customized spanking impliments, Designer Bible covers and cheat sheets for Sunday Sermons.

You've got that right. Who in their right senses would believe we get the same banners!! Brother Zeke, I get ads for chick tracks, automatic weapons, and vibrators......for my sore back.
Why this papist gets BHussein paraphallnelia is beyond me.

Papist, Did have a black priest in your days as an altered boy?
They keep track of that kind of stuff too.
Any ads for a home HIV test, Papist? Preparation H?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

Papist, Did have a black priest in your days as an altered boy?
They keep track of that kind of stuff too.
Any ads for a home HIV test, Papist? Preparation H?

Worse. Back then the priest was french. Not just Canadian french but french french.

At least he gave me wine before the 'surprise'.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

Coke only for me.

Well there ya go, just like Osamabama.
I suppose you'd really like some hookers with that coke.

Prov 29:3
Whoso loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father: but he that keepeth company with harlots spendeth his substance.

Do you want this?

Keep snortin' the coke and you'll be waking up next to something other than your bride.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

Keep snortin' the coke and you'll be waking up next to something other than your bride.

Okay, this is just wrong. I'm trying to put my sinful ways behind me and you're trying to entice me into more sin?

What could be more attractive to a middle aged married man than waking up next to someone new? Stop it!

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

someone new

I said "something"...not "someone"

[JennyD]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

Okay, this is just wrong. I'm trying to put my sinful ways behind me and you're trying to entice me into more sin?

What could be more attractive to a middle aged married man than waking up next to someone new? Stop it!

You could wake up next to this monstrosity!!

[Deaner]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

What could be more attractive to a middle aged married man than waking up next to someone new? Stop it!

You have to resist temptation. There are many people out there who think an eightball and a whore are a great way to spend a weekend. They're wrong. The fiery pits of hell await those who think this way.

[Deaner]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

And I associate pepsi with Michael Jackson.

Hmm...that's strange. I did a Google for that and all I get are stories about burning negro's alive. Really weird.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

I'm not kidding, I saw this moments ago as a banner ad here.



I'm worried that there are homers and nigras at google launching an attack on God' favorite forum. While True Christians are immune to such blasphemy I worry about the souls of the unsaved trash that stop by. At the brink of salvation they could be lured away by Barak Osama soda!

Satan is surely present, we must be vigilant and pray for the painful demise of the liberal antiChrists who sent such a vile ad to God's Favourite Forum!

No matter what you think of Obama, Jones Pure Cane sodas are the best! Made with actual sugar, not high fructose corn syrup. You can definitely taste the difference.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

No matter what you think of Obama, Jones Pure Cane sodas are the best! Made with actual sugar, not high fructose corn syrup. You can definitely taste the difference.

I'm sure there are many things you consider "tasty" that any
True Christian™ night find just plain nasty. How about a list of things you've tasted.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

I'm sure there are many things you consider "tasty" that any
True Christian™ night find just plain nasty. How about a list of things you've tasted.

Some of the things I find tasty:

Raw oysters with a few drops of Tabasco sauce and lemon juice
Dark beer, preferably Guinness
Frog legs
Sushi
Okra smothered in onions
Boiled crawfish
Fried green tomatoes
Quinoa topped with sauteed onions and mushrooms
Coffee with chicory

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pure evil infiltrating God's favorite forum!

Some of the things I find tasty:

Raw oysters with a few drops of Tabasco sauce and lemon juice
Dark beer, preferably Guinness
Frog legs
Sushi
Okra smothered in onions
Boiled crawfish
Fried green tomatoes
Quinoa topped with sauteed onions and mushrooms
Coffee with chicory

So how many of the above are code words for "roasted baby flesh" Lumpy?