Five Godly Things about Conservatives

[Bobby-Joe]

1. Liberals constantly try to rewrite the past in an attempt to embarrass conservatives.
Look at what we've seen - the left claims a Republican president started the Iraq War, no President Hillary Clinton. The left pushed that anarchist religious fanatic Bundy in Nevada and then tried to claim Bundy is a tea party member. The Left tried to replace the ACA with Obama Care, the list just goes on.

2. Beards are acceptable on a conservative - if they are the right kind
Correct beards are what the Duke Brothers wear - manly, in your face and patriotic. Wrong beards are the Taliban kind like Bowe Bergdahl's father has

4. Conservatives choose a manly freedom over effeminate safety
When it comes to gun safety Conservatives chose the freedom of gun ownership. We know of the rest of our fellow citizens weren't such sissies they would be willing to train their children to rush gunmen in mass when a school shooting happens.

5. The Left Hates our Troops
Just look at the disgraceful lengths the Left went to get that traitor Bowe Bergdahl back or the way the liberals in the House voted down increasing Veterans Health care spending increases.
And Benghazi. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you Brother, for this timely reminder. It's a shame when the American public is so ignorant of its roots that it needs to be taught all over again. There was a time when these Truths were as well known as any Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme. Thanks, Obama.

[Godfly]

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2. Beards are acceptable on a conservative - if they are the right kind[/B]
Correct beards are what the Duke Brothers wear - manly, in your face and patriotic. Wrong beards are the Taliban kind like Bowe Bergdahl's father has!

Papa Bergdahl's beard has clearly been rounded.

Leviticus 19:27

Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

The duck men have biblically correct beards with um marred corners.

[Brenda R]

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5. The Left Hates our Troops
Just look at the disgraceful lengths the Left went to get that traitor Bowe Bergdahl back or the way the liberals in the House voted down increasing Veterans Health care spending increases.
And Benghazi. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!

I pray for our soldiers everyday; they are heros!

[tryingtobringsense]

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Most liberals don't want to ban guns, just make it harder for insane people to get them.

[Alvin Moss]

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Most liberals don't want to ban guns, just make it harder for insane people to get them.

No, they want to ban guns so the godless Federal Government can have it's way with us. They want Christians, especially, disarmed. They have already taken most of our artillery and it is impossible to find spare parts for our armored vehicles. We are not allowed to obtain short range missiles and we are banned from getting good, depleted uranium ammunition.

We are already almost helpless, but for the fact that we are beloved of God and under His protection.

[Wide-Open]

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Sure friend. And then they decide that everyone who wants to own a gun is insane. That's freedom according to the liberals.

[tryingtobringsense]

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No, they want to ban guns so the godless Federal Government can have it's way with us. They want Christians, especially, disarmed. They have already taken most of our artillery and it is impossible to find spare parts for our armored vehicles. We are not allowed to obtain short range missiles and we are banned from getting good, depleted uranium ammunition.

We are already almost helpless, but for the fact that we are beloved of God and under His protection.

No, they don't. Aren't you a conservative? How would you know what liberals want? Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety, but I want to make sure that crazy people don't have them.

[Attila's Wife]

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No, they don't. Aren't you a conservative? How would you know what liberals want? Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety, but I want to make sure that crazy people don't have them.

But don't you see the problem with that? Who decides who the crazy people are? Based on what you have written on these forums, many of us might characterize you as a crazy person and so you would not be allowed a gun. And you would be the first person to cry about how unfair it was.

[Didymus Much]

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...Owning a gun is fine, and I'll probably get one for safety...

That's the worst reason, ever. A gun in the home is much more likely to harm someone who lives there, accidentally, than an intruder.

[tryingtobringsense]

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A crazy person is someone:
With severe mental illness, capable of causing delusions
With a violent streak
Who has threatened someone else's life

I think that's fair enough

[Zechariah Smyth]

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A crazy person is someone:
With severe mental illness, capable of causing delusions
With a violent streak
Who has threatened someone else's life

I think that's fair enough

Those are ALREADY reasons people can't own a firearm.

Those are NONE of the qualities the recent so-called spree killers had.

Nice try.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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5. NEVER FORGET Benghazi!

And never forget the number 3!

You do realize that most self-rape and onanism comes from the right hand?

We Catholics were small 'c' conservative long before three ships full of dentally challenged Brits made their way to Plymouth Rock so it is amusing to read the Johnny-come-lately rants of the new world cultists.

Keeping the womenfolk under control and off the Pulpit? Check.

Waging war as needed against Islamic States? Check.

Teaching the word of God and spreading it across the Globe? Check.


Real conservatives don't have a tranny spokesperson who can't decide if her Adams apple is a giveaway or not.

Real conservatives don't tolerate gay marriage... it is spreading like Daisy's legs at an after-stag party and even to IOWA!!!!! Your home 'State'!

Real conservatives would never have traded missiles to Iranian terrorists just to secure the release of a bunch of liberal elitists beholden to Jimmy Carter!


Drop by the Vatican for a nice Chianti sometime and I will explain.





Bless you, my well dressed tent model,
Father Mo



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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Real conservatives don't have a tranny spokesperson....

Says a man whose cult is passed down from one man who wears a frilly, lace dress and red prada shoes to the next.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Says a man whose cult is passed down from one man who wears a frilly, lace dress and red prada shoes to the next.

Good one, Sister E. Isn't is kind of the Holy Daddy to share his red shoes with Dorothy of Oz.