Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I don't know how I became the go-to-Mayor for every time a homer, atheist and communist comes to some other Mayor's town. But, that's what I am. I guess it's because I've been able to keep them all out of Freehold.

My Mayor friend up in Fargo, ND, called the other day and literally shouted, Who the hell let this pinko in?

He was talking about folk singer, Joan Baez, who was scheduled for Fargo.

Really, Joan Baez should be banned. She is a hippy performer who still has no qualms about attacking the establishment. I mean, if it weren't for our country's corporations, how where would she buy gas for here bus?

http://www.inforum.com/content/finding-her-voice-joan-baez-brings-her-famous-sounds-fargo

[Joshrine]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Darn tootin. She sounds like a joo, changed her name from Pincus to Pinko. Nice try, Joanie Phoanie!

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

You people should show some respect to Joan Baez. She has made a huge success out of herself by making music that protests against such things as war, oppression, and income inequality.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

You people should show some respect to Joan Baez. She has made a huge success out of herself by making music that protests against such things as war, oppression, and income inequality.

Respect? RESPECT?? For the grungy tramp who masterminded this campaign to waylay our boys from doing their duty in Viet Nam???????

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Cookie dear, whoever is the one in the middle? Look at its disgusting FEET.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Cookie dear, whoever is the one in the middle? Look at its disgusting FEET.

Uggh! You're right!

They look suspiciously like THIS:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Joan Baez is like a commie tallwacker slap across the face for our brave fighting men like Dick Cheney!!! After all the sacrifices men like Cheny, Wolfwowitz and Bill Krystal have done for this country, this is how they are repaid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Not only is she an avowed communist, she is also a Mary-worshiping Catholic. Her father was a greasy, stinking wetback from Mexico, and her mother was a Scottish whore. And, she's a joo-lover!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Joan Baez...

Sounds like Bi-ez to me. That's how they get ya with that subliminal stuff.

Here she sings about "blowin' in the wind."

'Nuff said.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Hey, way back in the 1960s, Joan Baez was working with the Marx brothers (Karl, Lenin and Mao) plus other Hollywood communists to overthrow the American way of life.

She even wrote a song about Guantanamo Bay, in Cuba, a beaner country so poor it doesn't even have bean burritos!

Joan Baez, singing Mexirican language

Of course, as you all know, Godly President Bush liberated Guantanamo Bay after the Cubans attacked us on 9/11. Now under American control, it's gone from being a dirt poor commie hellhole to a pleasant suburb complete with swimming pools, a McDonald's, Chick-fil-A and Taco Bell (so at last the Cubans can enjoy real beaner food). When I first visited Guantanamo on an investment tour, I was astounded to find that the local beaners had never tasted a fajita, let alone a gordita supersize-meal. Well, I can assure you that has all changed.

Yes, I know Guatanamo well, better than that Puerto Rican slut Joan Baez. My company now operates the recently privatized Camp X-Ray, a summer camp for wayward Muslim youths. We got lots of fun activities there for the kids, like water boarding, the Smearing Menstrual Blood Festival, and porkball (like paintball, but played with pork meatballs).


Teens playing "sensory deprivation" and "stress positions" at Camp X-Ray

I'd like to invite Miss Baez to come down here to Guantanamo to see all the tremendous progress we've made. She may like it so much that she'll never leave - most of our guests plan to stay here for life!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

You people should show some respect to Joan Baez. She has made a huge success out of herself by making music that protests against such things as war, oppression, and income inequality.

So, basically, she protested against all of the Bible's core values. I say string her up as a traitor and a heretic right next to Jane Fonda.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

So, basically, she protested against all of the Bible's core values. I say string her up as a traitor and a heretic right next to Jane Fonda.

Jane Fonda and Joan Baez basically are twins undermining the fight for freedom and capitalism in this country.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Keep Joan Baez, Communist Pinko, Out of Your Town.

Jane Fonda and Joan Baez basically are twins undermining the fight for freedom and capitalism in this country.

Throw Fred Rogers in there and you'd have another Peter, Paul, and Mary commie trio.