Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

[Elmer Christianson]

Some folks insist that devils have no power to move those bodies which in a natural order exists. But I have a hard time believing that a fat ugly witch can't steal the semen of an innocent man and use it to spawn her evil brood. I have attempted to research this, but am not satisfied with the results.

I see poorly behaved children dressed in dark colors, wearing funny hair and such all over the place. What is this Praying Mantis and Midnight Syndicate stuff I see them wearing? At what point/age do these unsavory brats become full fledged witches/demons?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

Succubi and Incubi are very real, Brother. They are real live demons that will seduce and go in unto someone while they sleep. A witch or a warlock, through the use of "Astral Travel", can also seduce and go in unto someone while they sleep.

In either case, the victim will think it was only a dream. The dream theory of astral fornication, however, neglects to explain how the sheets get wet and sticky.

Here is more information.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

The worst thing about the Incubi is that they can take on the form of real people. For example, my daughter was attacked by an incubus that had taken the form of my brother. Meanwhile he was attacked by a Succubus that took the form of my daughter.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

The worst thing about the Incubi is that they can take on the form of real people. For example, my daughter was attacked by an incubus that had taken the form of my brother. Meanwhile he was attacked by a Succubus that took the form of my daughter.

Or maybe your daughter and your brother just have an incestuous thing for each other.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

Crotch why must you always come up with the most disgusting innuendos on our Godly Forum© ?

We are already tired of your various signatures trying to lure poor True Christian™ men into your sick and deviant beliefs.

Or maybe your daughter and your brother just have an incestuous thing for each other.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

Or maybe your daughter and your brother just have an incestuous thing for each other.

I'm sorry, did you just call Jeb's 6-year-old brain-damaged daughter a slut?

(Finally the mods are going to ban you!)

[Turk Sucker]

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Or maybe your daughter and your brother just have an incestuous thing for each other.

It's just a uncle-nephew,it's not incest!!! I think you've spent too much time at this forum and these guys are slowly getting to you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Crotch why must you always come up with the most disgusting innuendos on our Godly Forum© ?

We are already tired of your various signatures trying to lure poor True Christian™ men into your sick and deviant beliefs.

If you're tired of those signatures, stop making them up!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

I'm sorry, did you just call Jeb's 6-year-old brain-damaged daughter a slut?

Actually, I was talking about my 8-year old, non-blemished daughter. As for Alice, the daughter God cursed, she unfortunately is indeed a slut.

(Finally the mods are going to ban you!)

The Lord says we must forgive her seventy times seven times - besides, Jesus whispered in my ear that she's going to see the light and become convert soon.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Actually, I was talking about my 8-year old, non-blemished daughter. As for Alice, the daughter God cursed, she unfortunately is indeed a slut.

You don't suppose that you and your wife had something to do with her being born retarded?


The Lord says we must forgive her seventy times seven times - besides, Jesus whispered in my ear that she's going to see the light and become convert soon.

You shouldn't believe everything the voices in your head tell you.

[gsdkain]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

Some folks insist that devils have no power to move those bodies which in a natural order exists. But I have a hard time believing that a fat ugly witch can't steal the semen of an innocent man and use it to spawn her evil brood. I have attempted to research this, but am not satisfied with the results.

I see poorly behaved children dressed in dark colors, wearing funny hair and such all over the place. What is this Praying Mantis and Midnight Syndicate stuff I see them wearing? At what point/age do these unsavory brats become full fledged witches/demons?

The Wizard of OZ and Harry Potter books have some interesting information on witches, check it out.

[gsdkain]

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Actually, I was talking about my 8-year old, non-blemished daughter. As for Alice, the daughter God cursed, she unfortunately is indeed a slut.



The Lord says we must forgive her seventy times seven times - besides, Jesus whispered in my ear that she's going to see the light and become convert soon.

This is a joke right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

This is a joke right?

Friend, forgiveness is no joke. We take Christ's teachings extremely seriously here at Landover.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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You don't suppose that you and your wife had something to do with her being born retarded?

She wasn't born brain-damaged, Jesus decided to make her that way, to test Jeb's faith. (He passed the test, by the way).

[Mezon DumbSh*t]

Re: Children of Incubi and Succbi - Some Questions

Well... I believe with the death and revival of Jesus, Demons are too afraid to make themselves THAT obvious. However, if you look into myths that circulate around The two demonic entities, you might find what you are looking for...