[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I am out of here.

[Basilissa]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lol, prideful. I'm absolutely prideful.

It shows. There's good news, though: you can still repent and accept Jesus as your Savior!

You can start changing your life by reading the Holy Bible. All of it, not just a few nice sounding verses which fit your preexisting ideas.

I will pray for you.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lol, prideful. I'm absolutely prideful.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lol. I've been saved for 21 years, probably longer than some of you have been alive. Y'all are hilarious.

How rude You sound full of pride and anger.

Proverbs 29:23 - A man's pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.

Maybe if you were a Christian you would understand that. I shall pray for you.

YIC

[Segoosuoia]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lol. I've been saved for 21 years, probably longer than some of you have been alive. Y'all are hilarious.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

IFB is independent, fundamental Baptist. I think that's probably what this site is trying to be, except if they are, they're the kind that the rest of us just shake our heads and go, "These guys don't represent us." Not that we don't have our share of loonies, actually quite a lot of them.

Landover Baptist Church does not seek to represent you or any other unsaved Trash. We exist to illuminate the majesty of the Lord Christ Jesus as revealed in the Holy Bible to everyone in the world so Jesus can return (Matthew 24:14). Until that return, we are commanded to convert sinners (Matthew 28:19-20) and let everyone know that eventually they will kneel beneath the King (Romans 14:11), and their choice is to do so as a humble servant, or as defeated enemy (Matthew 12:30), a ready victim for His Holy Wrath (2 Thessalonians 1:8 ).

[Alvin Moss]

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We're not trying to represent anyone here, friend. We are children of God and follow His commandments. In that sense, I suppose you could say that we represent God here on Earth, but that is not our intention. God has made rules; we follow them. God has made promises; we expect them to be fulfilled. God has given us our marching orders; we carry them out.

Your opinion is of no concern to us. If your opinions differ from God's, well, then you are wrong and Hell bound. That is your path. Our's is the straight and narrow path that leads to everlasting joy and an eternity in Heaven. Check out Matthew 7:14 for the facts.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

IFB is independent, fundamental Baptist. I think that's probably what this site is trying to be, except if they are, they're the kind that the rest of us just shake our heads and go, "These guys don't represent us." Not that we don't have our share of loonies, actually quite a lot of them.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Greetings Segoosia. What does IFB mean?

[Segoosuoia]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I've been IFB for about 15 years, and I've heard a lot about how Halloween is bad, but this is the first time I've heard that it's Satan's birthday. That's pretty out there. And here I thought it was all about the chocolate, lol.

[Milkshakecrusader]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Thank you! Finally someone who makes sense around here. Halloween is not even Satan's birthday, its utterly ridiculous.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Australia is just a godless country (or continent or whatever) that obsesses over veggiemite http.//www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=517912 Also, don't tell a Christian what to do. Quite disrespectful toward Jesus.

[handmaiden]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Alright so Halloween is tomorw HALLOWEEN IS FOR SATAN WORSHIPERS sorry that was my 40 year old man stage were i say that minecraft and Pokemon is satanic i have a problom and theirs also a noose in the closet if anyone wants one





S Heres my terrible costume have fun crying yourself to sleep <<<pornographic link removed>>>

I may be saddened by someone's choice to hate Jesus or not believe in His Lordship, but I can understand it. We were given free will so that when we love Jesus He knows that we mean it and that we're not just in the relationship for the material rewards and His killer abs.


But why do people hate grammar and comprehensibility and minimal standards of written communication? Do they want to destroy the written word? Do they think that if no one can read or write properly anymore that the Bible will go away and stop troubling them?


If putting food into their mouths were as much as of a challenge for them as composing a complete cogent sentence, they would be starving to death or dependent on intravenous feeding tubes.


In fact, they would probably like the intravenous option because it would leave their hands free for sin and their mouths free for expressing poorly conceived opinions.


Painfully Yours,
Handmaiden

[I Wanna Die]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Alright so Halloween is tomorw HALLOWEEN IS FOR SATAN WORSHIPERS sorry that was my 40 year old man stage were i say that minecraft and Pokemon is satanic i have a problom and theirs also a noose in the closet if anyone wants one





S Heres my terrible costume have fun crying yourself to sleep <<<pornographic link removed>>>

[handmaiden]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I knew someone was gonna get triggered for "Mate". Go to Australia.

I will go to Australia when the Lord tells me to go to Australia. He may send me there to witness to the primitive aboriginals, or to leave tracks proclaiming the Real Truth(tm) of the Bible in any of those false, Anglican Churches that I hear you have down there.


While I am there, I will keep a close eye on my purse, since the entire population is descended from criminals who were too stupid to get ahead of the authorities by shipping off to Godly America.


There is a reason why Australia and New Zealand have the highest incidences of skin cancer in the world. God is clearly smiting them.


Charitably Yours,
Handmaiden