[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

How many Christian babies did you sacrifice to satan to celebrate?

Or did you fornicate with dead wolves again?

Your post is just plain stupid, idiotic, and immature. None of what you said is true. I have celebrated my birthday with my fiancee.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I love Halloween too! Halloween is my birhday and I just turned 19.

How many Christian babies did you sacrifice to satan to celebrate?

Or did you fornicate with dead wolves again?

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I love Halloween too! Halloween is my birhday and I just turned 19.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I am no Judas, my friend.

No, you're a Catholic.

[Adam Smith]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

I am no Judas, my friend.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

You're looking more and more like a sinner posing as a Christian with the ultimate goal of infiltrating these Godly interweb forums for your Satanic cult. You're not...are you?

[Adam Smith]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Ooops! Wrong one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lord save us, committing evil for the sake of committing more evil is a horrible sin.

As acts 13:10 says -

"You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"

Hmm, my Bible doesn't say that.

Mine says:

And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

We use the King James Bible here, friend.

[Adam Smith]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Lord save us, committing evil for the sake of committing more evil is a horrible sin.

As acts 13:10 says -

"You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

before you commit trickery in the name of "treats".

Or worse, in the name of..."tricks"

[Adam Smith]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

... Helloween is dirty, rotten filth. I hope that Jesus rescues your soul before you commit trickery in the name of "treats".

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

You are a poor misguided creature and Jesus has sympathy for you. Our Lord guided you here for a reason, so before you condemn us you should take the time to read the introduction to our forum:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

After reading it you might like to provide some scripture to backup your claims and assertions as to who is going to hell.

Praise Jesus!

[gods_child]

Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Screw the devils birthday.
He doesn't need a particular day in which to do his evil.
Its pastors like you all in the baptist community who take on
his job 365.

Never have I witnessed such hypocritical pastors, who in the name of Jesus are trying to save people when they need it most themselves.
You are pushing people AWAY from God.
Regardless of what people like "Scarlett Purity"
claim to believe or the actions in which they partake
Never ONCE would Jesus call her a... what was it? "filthy whore"

For every person you claim to "save", the truly "worthy ones" who worship at your church there are ten more whom you push away.

God says we are all worthy of his son's salvation.
But sadly in this forum the ones who need Jesus' word more than anyone else are turned to and judged. Instead of praying for her and having faith that God is working in her life too. Not only members of clergy.

It is no wonder that there are so many damned souls in this world.
Awaiting life in hell, not only because they are sinners but also because the people they look to for the word are hypocrites.

Jesus says hypocrites are going to hell. And pastor or not, your judgment day will come same as Scarlett Purity's.

Get it together.

From your own website I can tell are all so blind. Commenting on other religions and judging others. It's going to take a news flash, when Jesus comes back to earth to open the eyes of this church.

The very simple rules of living according to Jesus are so skewed by the institutions of religion that the devil can just sit back and watch us destroy our own souls.
Its sad that in the name of God this church is making it so easy for evil to win.

Life through Jesus does not sicken people (as I was reading passages from this site)

Life through Jesus does not condone the hypocritical (which I view this church and many others as)

Life through Christ is peace, love, forgiveness.

Is all that too hard to understand? Crack open the same Bible you scorn others for not reading and start with yourselves before you try to over take the nation (as you claim is your goal) with another Man enforced religion that will prove only to be as perilous for our souls as all the religious you condemn.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Zeke only opens his back door to bears.

That's disgusting.

I assure you, even if he were having an 80s dance party, Pastor Zeke would not allow any bears into his home -- through the front door, the back door, or even the garage door!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Pastor, speaking of harlotry and whoremongers, what the Biblethumpersister or whatshername what doing to you when you leaved your back door open?

Zeke only opens his back door to bears.