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I am no Judas, my friend.
I am no Judas, my friend.
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I love Halloween too! Halloween is my birhday and I just turned 19.Comment
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How many Christian babies did you sacrifice to satan to celebrate?Originally posted by Dork Maiden View Post
Or did you fornicate with dead wolves again?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Your post is just plain stupid, idiotic, and immature. None of what you said is true. I have celebrated my birthday with my fiancee.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHow many Christian babies did you sacrifice to satan to celebrate?
Or did you fornicate with dead wolves again?Comment
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Is your fiancé Satan?? It must be with a horrible birthday like that! WitchOriginally posted by Dork Maiden View PostGather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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Does anyone know the historical background to Halloween? Not the stuff you made up, but the actual historical background?Comment
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In basic terms, it's the night before All Hallow's Day. Traditionally it is the day that the minions of satan run riot.
At Landover, we have no truck with All Hallow's day, it's a Catlick invention - however, there are enough of the servants of the Antichrist about on 31st October to make it worthwhile taking up special vigilance.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Christians are all a bunch of assholes. Think logically. Forget your fairytale dreams of a magical god who made everything, and a perfect afterlife if you give the local pastor a good blowjob. Screw you all, seriously.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostFilthy whore is what I had in mind. Good Christian girls don't fornicate with monkey worshipers.
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Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!Originally posted by HolyMoly! View PostChristians are all a bunch of assholes. Think logically. Forget your fairytale dreams of a magical god who made everything, and a perfect afterlife if you give the local pastor a good blowjob. Screw you all, seriously.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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This might be good advice if you were able to use it.Originally posted by HolyMoly! View PostComment
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She du, ma'am this is very true, I feel the world can sometimes be such an awful place you just go to this "heaven" maybe for a nice water break, it's really refreshingOriginally posted by scarlet purity View PostI am already in Heaven with atheists!
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You might like the Rehab centre we have, its nice in there.Originally posted by Bobsaget View PostEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Why celebrate the satanic holiday for candy when you can follow God's law and get even BETTER candy in heaven?Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words
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All I did this Halloween was stay home and pray for all the lost souls roaming the streets for a 'treat'. Tricks, all of them.
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