[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

I'm a woman…

are you Scandanavian?

I'm also not sure why it says "demonworshiper" under my name...

don't worry, the Pastors will know. Ephesians 3:5 They suspect me of being trash and I must accept that.. well.. I may be..

[Kris M]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

So you say. Do you have Biblical scripture to back up your claim, you blood sucking, nazi, demoncrat prevert?

Leviticus 17:12
Therefore I said unto the children of Israel, No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

?who did Hitler murder..

There is a popular conspiracy theory that states Hitler executed a few hundred Jooze during his reign. Of course the Truth(c) is that the Jews had been terrorizing the German people for centuries until Hitler convinced the League of Nations to give them Israel.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hitler was…a…murderer

?who did Hitler murder..

[Kris M]

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..could Mr. M be in denial? Why does he worship Hitler?
MATTHEW 12:45

I'm a woman and I dispise Hitler.
I'm also not sure why it says "demonworshiper" under my name...

[HTannor]

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And I do not consume any type of blood or bodily fluid. And I do NOT murder people.

So you say. Do you have Biblical scripture to back up your claim, you blood sucking, nazi, demoncrat prevert?

[Kris M]

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Hitler was a blood thirsty freak. Sound familiar then look in the mirror.

Maybe Hitler wasn't as bad a Jimmy Carter but if there is one thing Hitler and Emmo Goths have in common it is the same body count.

Hitler wasn't a "blood-drinker", just a cold-hearted murderer.
And I do not consume any type of blood or bodily fluid. And I do NOT murder people.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Unsaved trash, demonworshiper

..could Mr. M be in denial? Why does he worship Hitler?
MATTHEW 12:45

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

I don't live on human blood (or any blood, for that matter!)

And I don't get what Hitler has to do with vampires...

Hitler was a blood thirsty freak. Sound familiar then look in the mirror.

Maybe Hitler wasn't as bad a Jimmy Carter but if there is one thing Hitler and Emmo Goths have in common it is the same body count.

[Kris M]

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You know who else might have possibly lived on human blood and wasn't a Democrat?

Adolph Hitler.

I don't live on human blood (or any blood, for that matter!)

And I don't get what Hitler has to do with vampires...

[Bobby-Joe]

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I never claim to be a vampire and i still don't claim to be one, but according to this little test, there's a possibility that I am.
And, no, I am NOT a democrat. (surprisingly)

You know who else might have possibly lived on human blood and wasn't a Democrat?

Adolph Hitler.

[Kris M]

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So you are a blood sucker who lives of the vitality of your betters. In other words a Democrat, just like Adolph Hitler.

I never claim to be a vampire and i still don't claim to be one, but according to this little test, there's a possibility that I am.
And, no, I am NOT a democrat. (surprisingly)

[Bobby-Joe]

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Let's see:
And my tally is:
12 (or 15 depending on your definitions of certain things)

So you are a blood sucker who lives of the vitality of your betters. In other words a Democrat, just like Adolph Hitler.

[Kris M]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Let's see:

Score 1 point to all that apply:

1. The person has an interest in vampire art (Anne Rice, Twilight, etc.)
2. Has pale, light skin.
3. Stays up late at night and sleeps during the day.
4. Has an interest in the paranormal and occult.
5. Wears all black constantly.
6. Has a preoccupation with death.
7. Listens to goth/emo/heavy metal music.
8. Has an aversion to garlic and doesn't like it on their food.
9. Hates Christianity and can't stand crosses being shoved in front of their faces.
10. Is deceitful.
11. Has many sexual relations.
12. The opposite sex finds the person "charming".
13. Eats meat rather voraciously.
14. The person plays electric guitar.
15. Afraid of fire.
16. Is Bisexual or Homosexual.
17. Has liberal/democrat political viewpoints.
18. Watches horror films.
19. Cuts themselves (to drink their own blood).
20. Involves themselves in role-playing/cosplay, or other bizarre activities.
21. Has sharp teeth.
22. Doesn't like sunlight and stays indoors during the day.
23. Professes a "psychic" power of some sort.
24. Is pagan/satanic.
25. Greatly enjoys cats as pets.
26. Favorite numbers are either 666 or 13.
27. Tendency to being a social outcast.
28. Doesn't seem to age; looks youthful for their age.
29. Wears heavy makeup (both men and women).
30. Publicly self-identifies as a vampire [Worth 10 points]

How to score.
0-5. Not a vampire.
6-10. Could possibly be a vampire. Keep an eye out just in case.
11-15. Probably a vampire. Not proven, but it's safe to assume so.
16+. Definitely a vampire.

1. Anne Rice: yes, I believe she is a talented writer; Twilight: no, WAY too cheesy and I never really liked the hype surrounding it. +1
2. Yes, it's just natural in my family. +1
3. Yes, I just find it natural for me. +1
4. Not really anymore, but I used to be. Does it still count?
5. I don't wear ALL black anymore, but I still wear black everyday. It's just paired with other colors nowadays, such as pink or purple. +1
6. I do think about death, but it's just because I know that it's just a part of life. Everyone dies eventually, and if it's my time then it's my time. +1
7. I tend to listen to Evanecence, which isn't technically goth/emo/heavy metal/etc.., but you all seem to think so, sooo... +1
8. I actually like garlic.
9. I'm actually a Christian myself and enjoy crosses.
10. I'm not deceitful, I'm very honest.
11. I've only slept with 1 person and that was before I became a Christian.
12. I don't see how someone finding someone else "charming" is evil. Do you all have some other definition of "charming"?
13. I actually rarely eat meat, and when I do I have a lot of manners.
14. I don't play electric guitar myself, but I know plenty of people who do. I play the piano pretty well.
15. A fire in a fireplace or on a candle? No, why would I find it frightening? My house on fire (especially while I'm still in it)? Yes, just like any sane person would be afraid. I'm not sure of this counts as a point or not.
16. No.
17. Most of my viewpoints tend to be more conservative, surprisingly.
18. Yes. I know that it's fiction so I'm able to enjoy them. +1
19. No. (not anymore)
20. I did in my Theatre Arts class my freshman year in high school. +1
21. Not really.
22. It's not that I don't like sunlight, it's that my skin is pretty sensitive. +1
23. No.
24. No.
25. I don't find anything wrong with cats. +1
26. I was born on the 13th and turned 13-years-old on Friday the 13th. I find nothing wrong with the number 13. +1
27. I've never been "preppy" and had different opinions than others, so it was (and still is) hard to make friends. +1
28. I'm 21 and I look 21. I have been mistaken for a 15-year-old before. Does it still count.
29. Normally, I just wear a little eyeliner. But I'll wear some foundation and a nice lipgloss if I feel like getting all dressed up. Nothing really "heavy" though.
30. No!

And my tally is:
12 (or 15 depending on your definitions of certain things)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

What's wrong with electric guitar?

Everything. Electric guitars are from Satan.