[Fred Smith]

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Do you guys know that helloween is actually a german heavy metal band? Its interesting because a holiday and a heavy metal band are not similar at all. I dont know how holiday= heavy metal, but i am sure you guys figured out a way.

[SavingTheRest]

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Apple is headquartered near San Fransissyco so we don't have to state the obvious why they chose a "fruite" as a symbol.

As Pastor Al said, it is short step for Little Jimmy from sticking an ear phone into his ear to Little Jimmy down on skid row letting bums stick their tallywackers into little Jimmy to feed Little Jimmy's crack habit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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What the piffle is wrong with you?

Watch your tongue heathen! You don't have to get angry because the Godly Pastor has pointed out some facts that you don't like.

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

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Well my birthday is on Halloween and I will be 19 this year. Halloween is not satans birthday.

[robe]

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This a joke... right?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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This a joke... right?

Is burning in hell a joke to you?

[robe]

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I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.

Of course we know what humor is! Maybe I should tell you the story about the midget my husband, Mr. Whitford, hired to be our gardener a while back. He was hilarious, his pudgy little fingers trying to hold onto the rake like a real person! Oh how I wish I thought of recording at the time. I'm sure it would be one of the biggest hits on YourTubes!

[robe]

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I'm sure it was hilarious. Unless midgets *gasp*.... no... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*

Oh, don't be silly! If they had feelings, they'd feel bad about whatever they did to anger God so much that He'd curse them like that.

[robe]

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So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

FAIL.

And Iron Maiden is an awesome band. So is Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Tool, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster CULT, Motley Crue, Metallica, Coheed and Cambria, Rush, and Judas Priest.

I'm sure you guys hate all of those bands for some insane, idiotic, incomprehensible reason. If heaven is full of people who supposedly do "good" and hate on everything that could be considered different, then I don't think it's any place for me. I actually believe that I will be reborn into a new body when I die, so I don't have to live for eternity in one place. Does that not seem unexciting at all?

[Nobar King]

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We're not here to talk about 'bands', we're here to talk about Jesus. What do you think He would have to say about all this?

[robe]

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Probably something along the lines of:

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.

[Nobar King]

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I'm Buddhist.

I don't believe that for a minute. What do you know about Buddhism?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Probably something along the lines of:

"It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.

Jesus died for our sins, not some fat chink.