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  • #16
    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Do you guys know that helloween is actually a german heavy metal band? Its interesting because a holiday and a heavy metal band are not similar at all. I dont know how holiday= heavy metal, but i am sure you guys figured out a way.

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    • #17
      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Apple is headquartered near San Fransissyco so we don't have to state the obvious why they chose a "fruite" as a symbol.

      As Pastor Al said, it is short step for Little Jimmy from sticking an ear phone into his ear to Little Jimmy down on skid row letting bums stick their tallywackers into little Jimmy to feed Little Jimmy's crack habit.
      What the fuck is wrong with you?

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      • #18
        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

        Originally posted by SavingTheRest View Post
        What the piffle is wrong with you?
        Watch your tongue heathen! You don't have to get angry because the Godly Pastor has pointed out some facts that you don't like.
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • #19
          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

          Well my birthday is on Halloween and I will be 19 this year. Halloween is not satans birthday.

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          • #20
            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

            This a joke... right?
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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            • #21
              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

              Originally posted by robev333 View Post
              This a joke... right?
              Is burning in hell a joke to you?
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • #22
                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.
                Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                • #23
                  Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                  Originally posted by robev333 View Post
                  I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.
                  Of course we know what humor is! Maybe I should tell you the story about the midget my husband, Mr. Whitford, hired to be our gardener a while back. He was hilarious, his pudgy little fingers trying to hold onto the rake like a real person! Oh how I wish I thought of recording at the time. I'm sure it would be one of the biggest hits on YourTubes!
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                    I'm sure it was hilarious. Unless midgets *gasp*.... no... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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                    UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*
                    Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                    • #25
                      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                      Originally posted by robev333 View Post
                      UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*
                      Oh, don't be silly! If they had feelings, they'd feel bad about whatever they did to anger God so much that He'd curse them like that.
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                        So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

                        FAIL.

                        And Iron Maiden is an awesome band. So is Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Tool, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster CULT, Motley Crue, Metallica, Coheed and Cambria, Rush, and Judas Priest.

                        I'm sure you guys hate all of those bands for some insane, idiotic, incomprehensible reason. If heaven is full of people who supposedly do "good" and hate on everything that could be considered different, then I don't think it's any place for me. I actually believe that I will be reborn into a new body when I die, so I don't have to live for eternity in one place. Does that not seem unexciting at all?
                        Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                        • #27
                          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                          We're not here to talk about 'bands', we're here to talk about Jesus. What do you think He would have to say about all this?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                            Probably something along the lines of:

                            "It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

                            Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.
                            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                            • #29
                              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                              Originally posted by robe View Post
                              I'm Buddhist.
                              I don't believe that for a minute. What do you know about Buddhism?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                                Originally posted by robe View Post
                                Probably something along the lines of:

                                "It doesn't matter who you are or what you like, you are all children of God"

                                Or something like that. I wouldn't know, I'm Buddhist.
                                Jesus died for our sins, not some fat chink.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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