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  • #91
    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
    You "True Christians" think about sex more than anyone else!
    We think about sexual morality so much because God has placed such great emphasis on it in His Word. If it's that important to Him, then it's that important to us.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    • #92
      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Because they are made by Apple, a satanic reference to the forbidden fruit.

      OK, actually it is because they teach children to stick things in orifices they shouldn't stick things in. Ipods are a gateway sex toy to homerism.
      first part of you comment actually made me laugh, and i'm going to use that for future referance.
      I don't like apple ( the company) but for a whole other reason though.

      but in all seriousness, I'm using a normal Mp4 player


      with big headphones


      is that considdered evil aswell ?
      not sticking anything in anywhere since both is wireless
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • #93
        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

        Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
        first part of you comment actually made me laugh, and i'm going to use that for future referance.
        I don't like apple ( the company) but for a whole other reason though.

        but in all seriousness, I'm using a normal Mp4 player


        with big headphones


        is that considdered evil aswell ?
        not sticking anything in anywhere since both is wireless
        So, you render your wires invisible, like a "conjuror"?

        Where, then, are the invisible wires, if not in a blasphemous orifice?

        YBIC

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        • #94
          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
          So, you render your wires invisible, like a "conjuror"?

          Where, then, are the invisible wires, if not in a blasphemous orifice?

          YBIC
          let me answer by asking you a question.
          Since when is Bluetooth blasphemous, are you guys claiming that mobile phones, the WIFI and the internet is against gods will as well ?
          there is no such thing as invisible wires, most people on the earth do use signals in their daily life though
          Lev.18:22
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • #95
            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

            Son, I'm more concerned with why you think it's "fun" to use an alternative to the apple. The device serves the same purpose, as clearly every musical machine since the 8-track went out of favor, has been an attempt to capitalize on the success of Steve Jobs' creativity.

            And what does being wireless have to do with anything? Do you think cucumbers have wires? Hamsters? Yet these things are favorites among atheists for sexual self-gratification. Your using an MP4 player is a cry for help. Won't you let Jesus help you?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #96
              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Son, I'm more concerned with why you think it's "fun" to use an alternative to the apple. The device serves the same purpose, as clearly every musical machine since the 8-track went out of favor, has been an attempt to capitalize on the success of Steve Jobs' creativity.

              And what does being wireless have to do with anything? Do you think cucumbers have wires? Hamsters? Yet these things are favorites among atheists for sexual self-gratification. Your using an MP4 player is a cry for help. Won't you let Jesus help you?
              Cucumbers, hamster and wires :/
              sounds rather disgusting...
              i would let Jesus help me if he decided to do so, but i don't really see my self crying out for help from Jesus in the first place, the reason i'm using Mp4 and headphones is that i'm not allowed to make much noise and there is simply no other alternative for me to listen to music. can't even raise my voice when i talk to my friends without my foster parents telling me to be quiet.

              if you/Jesus can come with an alternative which allows me to listen to music without them hearing it, please do tell. (and no unfortunately can't i afford to sound isolate my room )
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • #97
                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
                Cucumbers, hamster and wires :/
                sounds rather disgusting...
                Quite. I'm glad you can see the filth for what it is.

                Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
                i would let Jesus help me if he decided to do so, but i don't really see my self crying out for help from Jesus in the first place, the reason i'm using Mp4 and headphones is that i'm not allowed to make much noise and there is simply no other alternative for me to listen to music. can't even raise my voice when i talk to my friends without my foster parents telling me to be quiet.

                if you/Jesus can come with an alternative which allows me to listen to music without them hearing it, please do tell. (and no unfortunately can't i afford to sound isolate my room )
                I know just what to do!

                Cry out to Jesus for Salvation! He will fill that void you have, He will give you the Heavenly Music your soul will always be able to hear! It will be with you "24/7" as they say! In fact, your foster parents will see the change in you and they will want to know what's going on. They'll want to hear how Christ works in your life. Then you can listen to Praise Music all together!

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #98
                  Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                  Welcome to Helloween 2013.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • #99
                    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                    When does the witch hunt start. I have had my eye on a few all year and am just waiting for the chance to net them.
                    Isaiah 66:15

                    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                      Hmmmm, I went out trick-or-treating until I was 13, and I never found anything satanic about it. Except that one guy who used to hand out bottles of dog's blood instead of candy. I can't quite put my finger on what was wrong with him........ LOL just kidding

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                      • #101
                        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                        Originally posted by Truvuv View Post
                        Hmmmm, I went out trick-or-treating until I was 13, and I never found anything satanic about it.
                        Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #102
                          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.

                          I don't remeber saying that I dedicated 12 hours of me life to satan. I played 12 hours of a VIDEO GAME, but please tell me how GTA V is satanic.

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                          • #103
                            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                            I've posted it before this year, but it bears repeating...I just hope I'm not repeating a repeat.





                            As to the filth that is GTA:V

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                            • #104
                              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                              One of the women I work with was speaking of her trip to the grocery store today. She informed me that she spent over 50 bucks on Halloween candy because she "loves trick-or-treaters." I looked at her suspiciously and she said, "Don't you enjoy having all the cuties beg for candy?" Again, I just stared and said nothing. I thought about having her fired, but then she went on: "I bought a bunch of decorations, too. Almost 90 bucks on streamers, fake webs, witches, and four big devils that have eyes that glow red."

                              She seemed very pleased with herself. I reminded her that Halloween was still quite some time away and she said that she gets new stuff every year. (This person only recently started working there.) Now I just know she's going to invite us over for a party with all of her precious decorations.

                              Help, True Christians! Should I just pray for her or is this a case for an exorcist?

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                              • #105
                                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                                Ummm... What?
                                There is a hell, believe me I've seen it. There is a heaven, lets keep it a secret. No one needs to know.

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