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I definitely failed at quoting you.
I definitely failed at quoting you.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
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I do shave. If I was going to have a beard, I wouldn't be allowed to cut the edges of it, so I choose not to wear one.Originally posted by yabluko View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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According to tradition, men who shave are rather effeminateBlessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.Comment
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What are you, a terrorist? What "tradition" are you talking about?Originally posted by yabluko View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Quick question. I thought Satan was created by God then he fell from grace and was then punished along with the other rebels by being sent to hell? Does he really have a birthday?Comment
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Can you think of a better day to use?Originally posted by xX NCOH Xx View PostComment
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June 6th 2006?Comment
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So you're saying that satan is a little over 3 years old....Originally posted by NCOH View Post
Does that make sense to you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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June 6th, 1106?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSo you're saying that satan is a little over 3 years old....
Does that make sense to you?Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:Comment
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So he was born 1100 years after Christ? Even though Christ referred to Satan by name and even met him in the desert? Even though Satan was mentioned thousands of years before Christ? What about the serpent in Genesis?Originally posted by Clown Boy View Post
Think harder next time, retard.Comment
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Jesus has super powers. He could've read into the future and told us about Satan before he actually came.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostRomans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:Comment
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Well, said, Reverend! Also, if Satan wasn't born until the 1100's then how could he have created all of those myths that pre-date Jesus?Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
A FEW examples:
These, and there are MANY MORE of them, were all fairytales that ahd been around for a long time before Jesus ever showed up.Attis, of Phyrigia, born of the virgin Nana on December 25th, crucified, placed in a tomb and after 3 days, was resurrected.
Krishna, of India, born of the virgin Devaki with a star in the east signaling his coming, performed miracles with his disciples, and upon his death was resurrected
Dionysus of Greece, born of a virgin on December 25th, was a traveling teacher who performed miracles such as turning water into wine
Mithra, of Persia, born of a virgin on December 25th, he had 12 disciples and performed miracles, and upon his death was buried for 3 days and thus
Notice how similar they are to the facts of Jesus's life? Everyone knows that this is because Satan created these myths in an attempt to fool us into thinking that Jesus was just another wanna-be in a series of myths that are so strikingly similar that they all seem to be the same myth just re-invented every hundred years or so. If Satan didn't plant these false myths to try and trick us into ignoring Jesus as "just another loony amongst all the loony noise" then who did?
Ergo, Satan could not have been 'born' in the 1100's. Check and mate.Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Helloween is a really good power metal band from germany, jus sayin'
Whats wrong with letting kids get free candy? it's not like they're saying "praise Satan" at every door. jeezComment
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You didn't read any of the thread, did you?Originally posted by paranoidmexican View PostComment
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