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  • #31
    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by robe View Post
    So being a midget is a curse from God?
    Perhaps this thread can help answer your question... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5094

    What's really strange is that the search function in fact doesn't appear to be broken which leaves me with just one conclusion. Unsaved trash are either lazy and/or not too bright.

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    • #32
      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

      Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
      Don't forget about that "Cute" little cartoon titled "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" It may look cute but in reality it is the bait that gets your little spricketts hooked by Satan's fishing rod. This little "Halloween Special" is also laden with the left wing agenda.

      This cartoon was made to indoctrinate little kids and old people to serve sin and satan.
      Interesting points. How many times did you have to sit through that depraved filth to note all these occult references and perversions?

      I admire your intestinal fortitude.

      Originally posted by bore View Post
      So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

      FAIL.
      Why exactly would you hate us?

      We are only following the Bible. What's extreme about doing what God says? He says, "Do X, Y, and Z." We do X, Y, and Z. Most so-called "christians" do X, and maybe part of Y. Or just X. Or only Z. That's called being a false christian. (Not capitalized on purpose, as they are heretics who love themselves and hate Jesus.)

      As far as midgets go . . . well, let me lay it out for you, bathrobe.

      God is omniscient (all-knowing) and omnipotent (all-powerful).

      That means that He knows that your cousin Joey is going to be born as a midget, and mocked all his life. He also knows that your great-great-grandson will be born, grow up to choose to be a homosexual (an abomination in His eyes, as explained in the Bible), and spend eternity in Hell after dying of the AIDS.

      Since God knows these things will happen (all-knowing), and has the ability to change them (all-powerful), and does NOT change them, it is obvious that they are, in fact, God's Will.

      A few other instances of God's Will:

      Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Ike; clearly, His wrath.

      The Holocaust, in which at least 6,000 Jews were exterminated (along with many Christian American troops); His wrath against the Jews and also against their supporters (including the US troops!).

      Kidnappings/rapes/torture in Darfur; God must hate them.

      Need I mention His allowing millions of sodomites to die of the AIDS, and millions of non-sodomites to die of cancer each year?

      Come now. You are hating the messenger, when really your issue is with God.

      Why don't you try reading the Bible, then you'll understand Him better, and change your liberal, Hellbound ways.

      By the way, did you know that "robe" is an anagram of "bore"?

      Just thought I'd mention that. Struck me as funny.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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      • #33
        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

        All of you must not have very many wrinkles on your minds if you think Halloween is Satan's birthday and iPods are sex toys or the Apple company is a reference to the forbidden fruit. This icon and the icon I have on my post should show enough of what I think.

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        • #34
          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

          I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

          I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.

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          • #35
            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

            Originally posted by Chris Darling View Post
            I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

            I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.
            Why are you here? Did satan send you?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #36
              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

              Jesus died for our sins. If you don't sin, he died for nothing. That's why I sin. I do it for Jesus.

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              • #37
                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                Originally posted by Chris Darling View Post
                I lol'd at this. It's a night where kids go out for fun, dressed up as whatever, nothing else People like to have fun every once in a while XD

                I'd mention Devil's Night, but that's the 30th ._. Halloween is also not Satan's birthday.

                So evbery tang is OK as long as its fun? Dang bro, iffin dat be da case den I just might think dat it be fun ta cap yo skull wit my gat. As long as Iz havin fun, yous says it a be OK.

                Why don't cha try readin yo Bible boy instead of strokin yo tallywacker fo fun.
                Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                • #38
                  Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                  Originally posted by Chocolate View Post
                  Jesus died for our sins. If you don't sin, he died for nothing. That's why I sin. I do it for Jesus.
                  You musin be da kind a chocolate dat drop out a da doggie behind! Da a be total wack! Iffin I burns down yo crib soz da firemen can all haz jobs? Yo must be on da pipe boy!
                  Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                  • #39
                    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                    I couldn't write this with a straight face even if I tried.
                    Of course we pray over candy because it's so damn good to eat. It's not hard to figure out madam.
                    I wonder if one of those parties involves Glenn Beck? He wouldn't need a costume; he could be the blood spraying founation. From his eyes of course.....allegedly.
                    And what the hell is Revel Rights? Isn't that a church group or something?
                    Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                    • #40
                      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                      Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                      I couldn't write this with a straight face even if I tried.
                      Of course we pray over candy because it's so damn good to eat. It's not hard to figure out madam.
                      I wonder if one of those parties involves Glenn Beck? He wouldn't need a costume; he could be the blood spraying founation. From his eyes of course.....allegedly.
                      And what the hell is Revel Rights? Isn't that a church group or something?
                      What are you talking about?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                        I just wanted to note that Halloween is not, in fact, a celebration of Satan's birthday. It is an ancient Pagan holiday originally celebrated by the Celts in Ireland. "In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or All-hallowmas (from Middle English Alholowmesse meaning All Saints' Day) and the night before it, the night of Samhain, began to be called All-hallows Eve and, eventually, Halloween. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, a day to honor the dead. It was celebrated similarly to Samhain, with big bonfires, parades, and dressing up in costumes as saints, angels, and devils. Together, the three celebrations, the eve of All Saints', All Saints', and All Souls', were called Hallowmas." (taken from http://www.history.com/content/hallo...y-of-halloween)
                        Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
                        Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                        Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
                        Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                          Originally posted by yabluko View Post
                          I just wanted to note that Halloween is not, in fact, a celebration of Satan's birthday. It is an ancient Pagan holiday originally celebrated by the Celts in Ireland. "In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or All-hallowmas (from Middle English Alholowmesse meaning All Saints' Day) and the night before it, the night of Samhain, began to be called All-hallows Eve and, eventually, Halloween. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, a day to honor the dead. It was celebrated similarly to Samhain, with big bonfires, parades, and dressing up in costumes as saints, angels, and devils. Together, the three celebrations, the eve of All Saints', All Saints', and All Souls', were called Hallowmas." (taken from http://www.history.com/content/hallo...y-of-halloween)

                          Says the person who thinks the Bible doesn't say homosexuality is a sin.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #43
                            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                            You might read it that sodomy is a sin, but it never says that homosexuality is a sin in itself.
                            Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                            Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
                            Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                            Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
                            Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                              Originally posted by yabluko View Post
                              You might read it that sodomy is a sin, but it never says that homosexuality is a sin in itself.
                              It mentions the effeminate and sodomites.

                              Both Matthew 18 and Mark 9 describe sins of thought. Thanks for playing.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #45
                                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                                [QUOTE=Levi Jones;423874]It mentions the effeminate and sodomites.

                                Do you shave? Men have beards. Big, full, hearty beards.
                                Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
                                Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                                Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
                                Ya ne poviriv u Bohu.

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