[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Does THOU SHALT NOT KILL mean anything to you?

How about he doesn't want to suffer a witch to live

Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

GOD commands us to kill them.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Does THOU SHALT NOT KILL mean anything to you?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Ezekiel 24:10-12
10 Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned.
11 Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed.
12 She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire.
........

The partially charred bones can be combined with onions, garlic, celery, and bay leaf, and boiled to produce a nice consumé, or further reduced to yield a base for other sauces.

[nikilds]

Re: Live Wiccan Brain (entree only)

I've heard that some Wiccan children are demons straight from Lucifer's lair! I think we are, indeed, doing the world a blessing by preventing them from casting spells and killng frogs and making the woods a scary place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Live Wiccan Brain (entree only)

Any time any one of you starts talking to me about roasting xtian babies (which I don't.....blechh, the cholesterol! ) I am going to refer you to this thread. I do believe you've redefined the word 'hypocrite'. Lol!

Christian babies are human beings. Witches are animals that God clearly hates. Big difference, pay attention.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Live Wiccan Brain (entree only)

Any time any one of you starts talking to me about roasting xtian babies (which I don't.....blechh, the cholesterol! ) I am going to refer you to this thread. I do believe you've redefined the word 'hypocrite'. Lol!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Live Wiccan Brain (entree only)

• Take one (1) living Wiccan. .
• Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The wiccan must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
• Bop wiccan on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.

This dish is most suitable for aperitifs starters or entrees.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

This should be evidence enough of a conspiracy to genocide charge...

You better thank God that Iowa doesn't have the death penalty...

Look who's talking. I don't see you fretting about the millions of seamen the catholic church digests as a whole every day

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

This should be evidence enough of a conspiracy to genocide charge...

You better thank God that Iowa doesn't have the death penalty...

The term "genocide" refers to the mass killings of human beings.

This thread refers to wiccians.

Capeesch?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

This should be evidence enough of a conspiracy to genocide charge...

You better thank God that Iowa doesn't have the death penalty...

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I never thought of cooking a Wiccan, but now that you mention it, it does sound like a good idea. Must be an aquired taste.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I fixed it. I hope the new thread title clears up any confusion.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I almost banned this entire thread! I thought you meant "Wiccan recipes"....like how to cook Christian children in a cauldron and so forth.

You people better use adverbs more properly than you has previous.

[lord warrior]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Are you all sick. Your talking about eating a human, or as close as a wiccan can come. Thats canibalism,YUK.

We always just roast them and feed them to the dogs. That way they can catch them better on our fall witch hunts. That old bluetick of mine just loves the little one's.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Mmmmmm! That sounds DELISH Pastor!

I think this year I want to have a little fun with our kills. I'm going to give it a Hawaiian them and have Wiccan Luau.


LUAU WICCAN ROAST
1 (3-5 lb.) Wiccan center loin roast
4-5 cloves garlic, halved
1/2 c. dry white wine
1/2 c. soy sauce
1/2 c. finely chopped onion
1/4 c. vinegar or lemon juice
2 tbsp. brown sugar
1 tbsp. dry mustard
1 tbsp. grated ginger root or 1 tsp. ground ginger
Luau sweet potatoes
Hot cooked rice


Have butcher loosen back bone of meat. Insert tip of knife into meat at even intervals and push garlic halves into meat as you remove knife. For marinade combine wine, soy sauce, onion, vinegar, brown sugar, dry mustard, and ginger root. Place wiccan meat in a plastic bag; set in a baking dish. Pour marinade over meat; close bag. Marinate in refrigerator 10 hours or overnight, turning often.
Remove Wiccan roast, reserving marinade. Pat dry with paper towels. Place rib side down in shallow roaster; insert meat thermometer. Roast uncovered at 325 degrees for 2 1/2 to 3 hours, until thermometer registers 170 degrees. Brush frequently with marinade during the last 30 minutes. Combine 1/2 cup marinade with 1/4 cup water. Bring to boiling, reduce heat and keep warm. Arrange Wiccan roast and luau sweet potatoes on platter. Serve with rice and heated marinade. Makes 6-8 servings.



I've tried this before and it seems like the younger Wiccans are a little more tender and flavorful.

You are all invited when I make it. Be sure and wear your grass skirts.

I will also be serving Mia Tia's and and assortment of PuPu Platters.