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What was the point of this you godless wretch? No one here is celebrating.
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That's because all you Landoverites have sticks up your behinds. The rest of the world is going to be having fun.Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View PostWhat was the point of this you godless wretch? No one here is celebrating.
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So Undecided, how many babies is your' coven planing to eat tonight?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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You mean the unsaved world right? Perhaps you've never heard this scripture.Originally posted by Undecided View Post
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
We're right in considering outsiders evil. The very fact that you celebrate Helly-ween makes your situation even worse. I have no sympathy for you. Why don't you go ahead and have your master, Satan, spray paint your name on a parking spot in Hell. That way you don't have to wait in that ridiculously long line when Baby Jesus flings your limp corpse into Hell at speeds so fast it will snap your scrawny neck like a No. 2 pencil?Comment
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Most in 100miles of Chicago are celebrating.Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View PostWhat was the point of this you godless wretch? No one here is celebrating.Science = TRUTH
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Originally posted by Nirvash View Post
Oooh. Hah, one of my friends is dressing as the Pope. She said she would after she saw this site.Comment
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So her reaction to Christianity is to become a pagan?Originally posted by Celtic View Post
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So her reaction to Christianity is to dress as a bead-fondling boy-kissing homer?Originally posted by Celtic View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Pssst...that should be "snap your flabby, lardy neck".Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I suppose y'all and your demon-worshipping friends made havoc all over your town? Oh my lord, I shudder to think of it!Originally posted by Undecided View PostsigpicComment
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Don't you worry your pretty little head over it, Miss Maisie honey! I do believe this evil season has now passed, and the bloodsuckers and the undead have slunk back into the woods (woodwork) for another year!Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
Praise Jesus hon, we are safe in His sweet love!
Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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My ma made me a Black Cat costume for Halloween, and I won a costume contest (before I was Saved(tm) praise Jesus!)Comment
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Saved(tm)? I don't think so. According to the information under your name you are Unsaved Trash. The Pastors are good about updating that information once one's Salvation(tm) is assured.Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
Have you clicked on the PayPal button yet? That will help you in actually becoming Saved(tm).The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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