[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

I was just leaving the grocery store with a few bags of ice for an evening church social last night, when I saw a witch, pentacle and all, right in front of me.

"Howdy, preacher," she sneered.

"Good evening, Satanist," was my reply.

She opened her mouth, eyes flashing with rage, about to place a curse on me! Naturally, I used the only weapon I had . . . and cracked her upside the head with a bag of ice.

Down she went.

She's recovering in the care of certain church members.

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

So beating up children or claiming to and posting it on the net is the way salvation, how very interesting.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

So beating up children or claiming to and posting it on the net is the way salvation, how very interesting.

Children?!

She's 27 years old, according to her driver's license!