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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #46
    Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

    My husband Elmer and I managed to shoot up an ugly thing with black fingernails and a pale face. Unfortunately, we only had birdshot, so she got away. I'm not sure, but it may have been one of those Gothtards.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #47
      Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

      GLORY Momma G and how timely!! I was just thinking today that it's time to beat up witches!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Everybody post your body counts here! Scalps and teeth count but not as much as an actual body!


      GET TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Lve Sister Thumper
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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #48
        Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        GLORY Momma G and how timely!! I was just thinking today that it's time to beat up witches!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Everybody post your body counts here! Scalps and teeth count but not as much as an actual body!


        GET TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Lve Sister Thumper
        I know it is exciting, sister Thumper!

        PS Remember, Pastor Pistle said we have to turn in the genitals and an ear (icky!) to the Freehold County Wildlife Division.

        PS PS Remember to get plenty of rubber gloves at Wal-Marts.
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • Jean Poole
          Mother of 20
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 384

          #49
          Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

          Or even better, Sister Glendora, get these Industrial Strength Gloves! No one wants to catch a dreadful disease while punching the unGodly lights out of these Wiccans!

          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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          • LIBERTYINCHRIST
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 28

            #50
            Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'm going undercover to a queer bar in Des Moines where they celebrate satan's birthday by wearing women's clothes. I don't know how many of them are wiccians, but I'll do battle with them all until I'm on my knees, mouth agape, praising Jesus for His large bounty!

            A-MEN!
            hey pastor of poop tou aren't really undercover your just coming out of yhe closet!!!???!!!

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            • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
              Unable to quite get it right
              • Sep 2008
              • 65

              #51
              Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

              you guys aren't gonna get away with this! Iowa may be secluded but sooner or later people are gonna find out what you're doing and kill you!!!

              it can't be too soon for me!
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              • Ebenezer Wright
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 1021

                #52
                Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                you guys aren't gonna get away with this! Iowa may be secluded but sooner or later people are gonna find out what you're doing and kill you!!!

                it can't be too soon for me!
                Wishing death upon a group of loving Christians! How low will you go Wiccan?

                Shouldn't you be preparing for Halloween where you run about murdering and eating the flesh of first-borns?
                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #53
                  Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                  Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                  you guys aren't gonna get away with this! Iowa may be secluded but sooner or later people are gonna find out what you're doing and kill you!!!

                  it can't be too soon for me!
                  Why must you disgusting and depraved Wiccans always wish death upon us for practicing God's Commands? Why are you all so violent and hateful?

                  If you don't want to be beaten up and executed for your vile practices, STOP DOING THEM! Stop eating babies! STOP IT NOW!!
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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #54
                    Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                    I just can't wait until President Palin is inaugurated and immediately bans Harry Potter and other terrorist books from our libraries (and fires any librarians who defy the ban).

                    Just too bad she won't be elected in time to ban this year's Helloween "festivities." Maybe we can move up the election to October 10? That should given President Palin enough time to round up all the wiccan terrorists and ship them off to Guantanamo before Satan's birthday.

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #55
                      Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                      Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                      Iowa may be secluded.
                      Secluded
                      Main Entry: secluded
                      Function:adjective
                      Date:1604
                      1 : screened or hidden from view : sequestered <a secluded valley>
                      2 : living in seclusion : solitary <secluded monks>
                      You need to pay more attention in vocabulary class.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • christain-goth
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 102

                        #56
                        Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                        Wishing death upon a group of loving Christians! How low will you go Wiccan?
                        You guys do realize that you do the exact same thing to wiccans.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22938

                          #57
                          Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                          Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
                          You guys do realize that you do the exact same thing to wiccans.
                          Your point being?...
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                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Dogdung Wolfburgers
                            Admitted Goth/Wickedan Self Proclaimed Furry
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 72

                            #58
                            Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Your point being?...
                            Her point being is that it is wrong to wish death on anyone. If you think it is hateful to have death wished upon you then you should know that it is also hateful for you people to wish death upon Wiccans or Pagans. Just so you know what you are doing to these people is illegal and will be found out by the government so most of you will go to jail for life or get the death penalty in jail. Also, I am a Pagan.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #59
                              Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                              Originally posted by Stinky View Post
                              Her point being is that it is wrong to wish death on anyone. If you think it is hateful to have death wished upon you then you should know that it is also hateful for you people to wish death upon Wiccans or Pagans. Just so you know what you are doing to these people is illegal and will be found out by the government so most of you will go to jail for life or get the death penalty in jail. Also, I am a Pagan.
                              God's law is what counts, not some naked hippies worshiping satan in the woods.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Dogdung Wolfburgers
                                Admitted Goth/Wickedan Self Proclaimed Furry
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 72

                                #60
                                Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                God's law is what counts, not some naked hippies worshiping satan in the woods.
                                The laws of this country is what counts. Pagans and Wiccans do not dance naked in the woods. We do not worship your satan because we do not believe in him. Get that through you damn thick head!

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