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Got three on my way to the coffee place, apparently the local elementary school lets children dress up on Halloween at school, maybe they'll think twice next year. GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED.
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Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.
First, I would like to state that when Landover Church Security Services use the words "beat up", “gave them some stick time”, “got Old Testament on their ass” or “took out the trash” they are only using colorful local slang unique to Iowa for “detained subject using approved procedure”.
Now having said that we detained two deliver drivers; one dressed as a ghost and another as a bee as possible anti-Christian terrorist. The first drive suffered a bad fall when we arrested him and the second bumped his head on the patrol car when we were placing him in it. Both drivers are at Freehold County Christian Hospital recovering now.
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Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.
GLORY Bother! How thoughtful and loving of you to beat the love of JESUS into the little basta....... er sinners.
I can't wait to answer my door tonight and beat the little Hellbound sinners about the head and shoulders with my KJV1611 bible every time they come knocking for trick or treat.
I have a treat for them allright! Two blackened eyes!
I've been lifting 20 pound barbells all month so I'll be sure and have extra strength!
L
ve, Sister Thumper
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Good Lord, look at this! Maryland (how dare they name that den of iniquity after Jesus's mother!) has a state lottery. That alone is evil enough, but with Satan's help a wiccan "high priest" has won $49 million. Furthermore, his going to use his ill-gotten gains to open a wiccan madrassa! And of course, this happened just in time for Satan's birthday, Helloween!
Click on the link and watch the video - if you dare. But be sure to keep your KJB firmly clutched in your hands.Wiccan Lottery Winner Plans to Open Witch School
Wiccan high priest Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett, who won an estimated $49 million in the Maryland lottery last month, intends to use his money to set up a school for witches -- a real-life Hogwarts.
...Bartlett, who formerly operated a bookkeeping service, says the winning ticket came to him after he promised "the powers that be" that he would use his winnings to quit his job and teach full-time.
Bartlett has already contributed to a Special Olympics event, to Mystickal Voyage, a New Age shop where he currently teaches, and to a Stonehenge preservation group in England.
Armageddon is surely just around the corner.
YIC,
Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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I caught one dressed up as a clown but he didn't fool me. I knew I had myself a genuine 8 year old wicker. I wouldn't call him the strongest witch I've ever had to deal with but he sure did cry a lot. Kept screaming for help and yelling for his mom. I've got him in the back shed with the dogs.Comment
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My wiccan sister in law sure could use some of Jesus tough love.
Unfortunately she lives in Singapore - so if anyone happens to be over there, I'll give you $200.00, her address and a further final $200.00 on proof of 'contact'.
Plenty of face shots please.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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I'm going undercover to a queer bar in Des Moines where they celebrate satan's birthday by wearing women's clothes. I don't know how many of them are wiccians, but I'll do battle with them all until I'm on my knees, mouth agape, praising Jesus for His large bounty!
A-MEN!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.
Shootings don't count, right?
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My buddies and I roughed up a pair of fat ugly gals who were dressed mostly in black. I assumed they were witches because they were so ugly. You have to watch out for those beaded necklaces . . . they sure know how to swing them at you.Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!Comment
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Do you have ANY regard for the law?
I think you'd each get three years in prison, and Ringleader Zeke ten.
Don't drop the soap!ACTS 5:29
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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You keep up this anti-Christian hate speech Father Thomas and you will be band. Do you understand me? You are guest in this forum and you have no right just to launch into whole sale attacks on our membership just because of your narrow minded bigotry.Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Cucumbers prove God EXISTS!
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I am making no personal attacks.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Assault is just plain illegal in the USA, and I am letting you know you are breaking the law.ACTS 5:29
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Do they have dollar draws? Now that would be worth it. Slam em with a mug and the KJV.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Listen up boy-lover; around Freehold we ARE the law.Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
And I'll thank you to kindly stop fantasizing about my Manly, rock-hard body. You've been spending too much time on these "queers in prison" porno websites, papist dog.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Does eating one count? At 11:45pm I ate a small Wiccan.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Praise Jesus! But like chinese food or a catlick communion wafer, I'm already hungry again. I may have to go back out and look before the sun comes up.Comment
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