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Praise Jesus, I’m saved! But this evening, I plan to have a tender urchin or two! It only happens once a year, Lord & Godly Pastors of LBC… pray forgive me! I must have blood!
Brother Lindh
Brother Lindh
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Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: BLOOD!
Holy moly, brother! Didn't I order you to get those fangs filed?Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: BLOOD!
Talk about the cauldron calling the kettle black....Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
All the crazies come out on Halloween.
How many Christian babies will you and your coven sacrifice to your dark master satan tonight on his foul birthday?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BLOOD!
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostTalk about the cauldron calling the kettle black....
How many Christian babies will you and your coven sacrifice to your dark master satan tonight on his foul birthday?
Rachel, you fell fright into that one.
Will you never learn?
Pastor Zeke is the sharpest wit in all of Christendom!
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostTalk about the cauldron calling the kettle black....
Why, none, of course, what a thought!How many Christian babies will you and your coven sacrifice to your dark master satan tonight on his foul birthday?
What kind of follower would offer up something so high in cholesterol? 
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Re: BLOOD!
Er, Sister Noddy, I did get them filed and then last full moon they grew out again. Anyway, the Holy Ghost delivered a fine fat urchin just an hour ago, down the chimney and stuffed with cookies and rum. Ho ho ho. Praise Jesus! I've got it cooking now.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostHoly moly, brother! Didn't I order you to get those fangs filed?
Who is that hideous disgusting witch making comment here? I wouldn't mind a stuffed witch, too. I'll be alright as soon as the sun comes up.Comment
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There isn't much hope for you brother, getting Saved® is harder for the undead than for normal people, and Jesus doesn't like a backslider, for it is written ...Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
Er, Sister Noddy, I did get them filed and then last full moon they grew out again. Anyway, the Holy Ghost delivered a fine fat urchin just an hour ago, down the chimney and stuffed with cookies and rum. Ho ho ho. Praise Jesus! I've got it cooking now ...
... I'll be alright as soon as the sun comes up ...
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
You are just going to have to repent! and ... come out into the light of day ... that's all there is to it, you devil you!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: BLOOD!
Oh indeed, witch! In your dreams, not mine. My teeth are not for nibbling on caterlick wafers! They are for sampling the neck of the witch.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Not even in your dreams, kid.
Recall, if your mind is able, Der Godly Kristenkinder Hansel und Grettel who stuffed das evil witch in der ofen und den baked her to a nut-brown discomfort
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Are you a vampire?Originally posted by Brother Lindh View PostOh indeed, witch! In your dreams, not mine. My teeth are not for nibbling on caterlick wafers! They are for sampling the neck of the witch.
Recall, if your mind is able, Der Godly Kristenkinder Hansel und Grettel who stuffed das evil witch in der ofen und den baked her to a nut-brown discomfort.
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Great, now the fat whore's trying to fornicate with Brother Lindh. Did you know he's possibly a darkie?Originally posted by scarlet purity View PostAre you a vampire?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I am gorgeous plussized rose, Scarlet purity!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Darkie? Hm, are you member of KK?
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