[imahomosexual]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You ignorant children, do you not know paganism is the basis for many Christan holidays? christmas and easter sprung from the spring and winter sabbaths. all hallows eve was a purely pagan religion until christianity absorbed much of paganism.
You vile warped scum on earths boot. You commit sins under false pretenses. Now stop riding on the lies another has shown you and follow god the way he ment.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So the pagans pre-stole our Holy Days. Big deal.

[imahomosexual]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

pre stole? if you truly belive that you are dimmer than a cave. the only possible way that could be true is if pagans truly could see into the future, say hundreds of years?

[Justin Z]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

pre stole? if you truly belive that you are dimmer than a cave. the only possible way that could be true is if pagans truly could see into the future, say hundreds of years?

Pagans do worship the devil. Such vile trash would no doubt give their soul in exchange for future reading, fortune telling blasphemy! Maybe you should stop doing anal sex and concentrate more on worshiping God! I don't need fortune telling powers to see the fact you need to be saved. Take the anal beads out of your bum and start begging for forgiveness.

Brothers, can I get an amen on this?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You ignorant children, do you not know paganism is the basis for many Christan holidays? christmas and easter sprung from the spring and winter sabbaths. all hallows eve was a purely pagan religion until christianity absorbed much of paganism.

All Hallows Eve is a Catholic cult creation. It is the night before All Saints' Day, another Catholic cult creation.

You dimwitted, God-mocking atheist, do you not know that the Catholic cult timed its holidays to coincide with existing pagan festivals when Constantine made it the official religion of the Roman empire in order to hasten its acceptance among the populace?

You vile warped scum on earths boot. You commit sins under false pretenses.

What is the false pretense? Witchcraft is forbidden by God. He commands that all witches should be killed. It has nothing to do with Halloween; it's just timed in late October because that is when witches are most likely to reveal themselves publicly.

Now stop riding on the lies another has shown you and follow god the way he ment.

We do. By the Bible, not by what some God-mocking queen tells us SHE thinks God would have said, if only God said what SHE wanted God to say.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Wow, what a night of revelry! Chaining the wimpy nigras to posts in the fields really worked. A witch would spy it, and within minutes, there'd be five or six going at it. Praise Jesus for automatic assault rifles.
At first, we were doing single shots from 500 meters, you'd hit or or two with the single 30-06 round and the rest would scatter when the those dropped. But later when everyone was in their 4X4's, little kids manning the 100,000,000 power lights, everyone else's AR15's on full auto, those witches did not have a clue what was going on or where to go. We were bagging 8-9 at a time. This went on for hours. I doubt there is a single witch left in the Appalachians! We had to use our largest Case backhoe to load the dumpsters, Two 30 yard ones filled to the brim. Too many to count.
We we pay tipping fees based on weight, once we dump them, we'll know what we got, we are going to be conservative and figure 150 pounds clothed per witch. Easily 21,000-25,000 pounds in each dumpster I bet!

This is more fun than lighting fires in the fireplaces late in December to get the fat guy who steals our food and milk.

[LordHaveMercy]

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What a fantastic sounding evening. Freehold sounds like the most Godly, Blessed place that it is possible to have on this flat Earth.

I also like the fact that you can use fully automatic weapons to hunt. Where I live, that is not the case, so the joy of unloading a 40 round mag into a running or crawling target is just sadly absent.

All I could do for HELLoween was to hand out tracts and pre-emptively apply the rod to whatever children came by the house to try to beat the devilry out of them.

On the bright side, we did finalize a location for the Fourth Baptist church, we chose a nice tract of land deep in the woods off one of the secondary roads. Very peaceful, quiet place! Glory!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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. . . I doubt there is a single witch left in the Appalachians! . . .

Brother James, I'm sorry to say that you have been disqualified.

The Appalachian mountains extend through Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, New Jersey, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama, but do not come into or even near Iowa. See map of the Appalachians below:



Compare to map showing location of Iowa:



While your removal of Appalachian witches is doubtless for the good of the nation, your Freehold witch hunting license was not in effect as you were outside of Freehold. And outside of Iowa, which has no mountain ranges.

You would do well to destroy all evidence of this little misadventure, before the Feds come after you! While being geographically impaired is a quite reasonable explanation for most -- I'm sure you'll have no problem getting a license for next year's Witch Hunt -- the Feds probably won't care. "The law is the law," they will say.

I will be praying for you, Brother.

[guitarzombie]

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would someone please clarify the meaning of "witch hunt" ?
'cause the things I've read so far, aren't really comforting.

[Jesus is Lord]

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would someone please clarify the meaning of "witch hunt" ?
'cause the things I've read so far, aren't really comforting.

It's exactly how it sounds from the name. Witches are hunted down. Wiccans and other types of witches are captured then released in the woods around Freehold to be hunted by True Christians™. They're a lot of fun and very Biblical.

Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[guitarzombie]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

It's exactly how it sounds from the name. Witches are hunted down. Wiccans and other types of witches are captured then released in the woods around Freehold to be hunted by True Christians™. They're a lot of fun and very Biblical.

Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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Let me get this straight. You capture your fellow human friends, and shoot them down?

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Let me get this straight. You capture your fellow human friends, and shoot them down?

I guess technically they are human. I never looked at it that way before.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

We are only following God's commands. If you would actually read this thread you would understand why we do this as these questions you are asking have already been answered in detail.

[guitarzombie]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

[QUOTE=Cindy Lou Jenkins;630442]I guess technically they are human. I never looked at it that way before.


so you murder them just like 'that' ? taking a life, just like 'that' ?

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

It is not murder. It is sanctioned by God.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)