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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Funny, considering your name, avatar, and postings, I thought you'd be one of the chased.Originally posted by Forest Spirit View PostPROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
You aren't welcome, hippie.Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Is it only for residents of Freehold, or are visitors allowed?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou aren't welcome, hippie.2 Thessalonians 2:15
15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Everyone is allowed, as long as they are a True Christian(tm).Originally posted by Kris M View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Good news! At midnight tonight, TermiWix(tm) will release the first horde of 26 witches. This horde consists of two urban covens trapped and removed from San Francrisco and Seattle.
Being city slickers, they will have little idea how to get by in the woods or even how to find direction. They should be easy pickings . . . they may even stumble into town asking for help.
Do you think the folks at TermiWix(tm) should have told them there was a hunt in progress?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Well in my job I get to bag and tag plenty of witches for Jesus. No brag, just the way it is in the Security Detail. I am looking for quality this year.
I want to bag the following witches
- Eco terrorists
- Hippie Scum
- Obamabot
- Community Activist
- CNN news harlot
So far I got an eco terrorists, some Green Party worker was trying to distribute campaign information. After a very brief discussion he shot himself. A hippie scum who was living in a dumpster before he shot himself and community activist who shot himself at a rest stop on I-80.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
Brother, I believe the rules limit points to prey captured within Freehold County . . .Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostWell in my job I get to bag and tag plenty of witches for Jesus. No brag, just the way it is in the Security Detail. I am looking for quality this year.
I want to bag the following witches
- Eco terrorists
- Hippie Scum
- Obamabot
- Community Activist
- CNN news harlot
So far I got an eco terrorists, some Green Party worker was trying to distribute campaign information. After a very brief discussion he shot himself. A hippie scum who was living in a dumpster before he shot himself and community activist who shot himself at a rest stop on I-80.
but I have good news! Almost all of the tagged witches in the second horde (due for release Friday night at midnight) qualify as Obamabots, Hippie Scum, and Eco Terrorists! One in the third horde is an "iReporter" for CNN; we took away her smartphone when we found she was trying to transmit a report on the treatment of witches at the hands of True Christians(tm), filled with lies and half-truths.
I'll have the TermiWix(tm) staff ask around and see if there are any community activists. I think there was one who did voter registration drives in the first horde, but they may all have been snagged by now.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
It's Friday night, and you know what that means . . . Promptly at midnight, the next horde of witches willbe releasedcleverly manage to escape the TermiWix detention facility. This horde includes two covens like the last horde; however, one coven is from the Appalachian mountains and the other is from Louisiana. Further, they will escaping separately as covens, not as a single group of 26 like the last horde.
They have had no interaction with each other within the facility, and have never met, so they may or may not choose to cooperate. They are also a bit more accustomed to the wilds, and are aware of the hunt.
TermiWix hopes they provide an adequate challenge to all you hunters!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
And did these witches come here WILLINGLY? I thought you guys just said in a different thread that you DIDN'T kidnap people and let them loose in the woods to shoot at your leisure.
On the subject of witches, when you DO shoot at them, why don't they use voodoo magic or something to BLOCK THE BULLET?
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
I guess you must be a witches plaything. You really like to stick up for witches and devil worshiping cults.Originally posted by logicalthinker View PostAnd did these witches come here WILLINGLY? I thought you guys just said in a different thread that you DIDN'T kidnap people and let them loose in the woods to shoot at your leisure.
On the subject of witches, when you DO shoot at them, why don't they use voodoo magic or something to BLOCK THE BULLET?
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
This has basis. He's probably been done over with glamor magic.Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
Now, glamor magic is neither magic nor glamorous. It's when a witch (Or other unholy scumbag with the know-how) subconsciously conditions someone to believe that they're all good and cuddly and lovely. Not the case.
Forms of conditioning can range from writing sentences to the effect backwards and upside down to talking to the target in their sleep. Apparently, some hatian weirdos also use drugs. Hmmm.Comment
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Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!
I am not a witch. Now, I notice you keep ignoring my questions. Why don't they just block the bullet?
Please don't resort to name calling. I prefer to be treated like a HUMAN BEING here for a change
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