[SinisterPizza]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Good news, everyone! Luke called a little while ago to let me know that an extra shipment of five naked Canadian witches was donated by the Ontario authorities. TermiWix has been asked to see if they can be taught to wear clothes, learn English, AND decide to praise Jesus in the short time before Halloween Weekend. Perhaps some of the Ladies of Landover would be willing to help?

You will return my coven to Canada, unharmed, right this instant. Or else I hope you don't mind oh... I don't know... waking up tomorrow to find you've got bat ears and a tail?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You will return my coven to Canada, unharmed, right this instant. Or else I hope you don't mind oh... I don't know... waking up tomorrow to find you've got bat ears and a tail?

Miss Pizza, I regret to inform you that your partial coven "escaped" last Friday. If you haven't heard from them yet, they probably didn't do too well in the hunt.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Boy oh Boy, the Hutchins household is abuzz with excitement. Barrels being rodded, magazines being filled, razor tips being sharpened. Even the little ones are putting edges on their little axes.
The boys have created at least a dozen bonfires, ready to blaze in flames of glory with the slightest of sparks.
We have not collected the leaves off the ground to make it easier to hear the witches sneaking about.
This year, I know we will gt over 200

I do hope staking nigras out in the fields with chains to their ankles are considered allowable bait. They will be alive at the time of the staking.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I do hope staking nigras out in the fields with chains to their ankles are considered allowable bait. They will be alive at the time of the staking.

Wouldn't babies be a better bait?

After a couple of days in the woods, I imagine the witches are more hungry than . . . in need of other forms of "nourishment"!

[TrolololHerpDerp]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You guys have got to be trollin'? :|

[Divinity]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Oh no! I know of a witch, she praises satan and listens to satanic music. It makes me cry when I can hear such sounds going from her house.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Wouldn't babies be a better bait?

After a couple of days in the woods, I imagine the witches are more hungry than . . . in need of other forms of "nourishment"!

Yes, babies would be good but they are noisy. Also, they do not put up a fight and many a witch has been known to 'snatch and go'. A 20 year old shiftless buck will fight a good five minutes before a witches powers overtake him. I have plenty of these good for nothings that constantly eye up my daughter and shoot watermelon seeds at them I still have not figured out why those people do that).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Yes, babies would be good but they are noisy. Also, they do not put up a fight and many a witch has been known to 'snatch and go'. A 20 year old shiftless buck will fight a good five minutes before a witches powers overtake him.

Why would he fight? He's about to get him some white woman!

Granted, I expect he'll start screaming when he learns about their second set of teeth, but that may be too late for him.

[Lucifer101]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You people are more crazy than I thought!

1: Witches DO NOT exist.
2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You people are more crazy than I thought!

1: Witches DO NOT exist.

Of course they exist. They are mentioned in the Bible multiple times.
There is an entire modern religion dedicated to witchcraft called wicca.

2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.

It's not murder if God commands it.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Lucifer101]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Of course they exist. They are mentioned in the Bible multiple times.
There is an entire modern religion dedicated to witchcraft called wicca.

Why is the Bible always right? Also, wiccans are stupid people who believe crazy stuff. Do you really want to MURDER them?

It's not murder if God commands it.

Is that how'd you'd defend you're court case for murder?!

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You people are more crazy than I thought!

1: Witches DO NOT exist.
2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.

Have you ever heard of Wicca?

A witch is someone who practices witchcraft. It is not required to be successful to be a witch.

Extermination of witches is legal within Freehold.

[Lucifer101]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Have you ever heard of Wicca?

A witch is someone who practices witchcraft. It is not required to be successful to be a witch.

Extermination of witches is legal within Freehold.

I'm leaving this sickening forum. I hope you all lead happy, forefilling lives, no matter what path you take, even if it's one I don't agree with. Goodluck to you all!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I'm leaving this sickening forum. I hope you all lead happy, forefilling lives, no matter what path you take, even if it's one I don't agree with. Goodluck to you all!

Have fun pretending to be Satan, declaring that Wicca doesn't exist, and being cast into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire for mocking God.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

My total is at 218 witches now, did you receive all the heads I sent you?

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."