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  • guitarzombie
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    • Nov 2010
    • 13

    #121
    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
    Your God has never been published.

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
    That may be so. But I was looking for a cheap excuse, rather than a logical explanation.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #122
      Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

      Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
      Well YOU watch it. KILLING your fellow human beings is rather unacceptable.
      Ad 2, this is all theoritical. I'm just trying to light a little spark there, that you don't have the rights to take other's lives. If the good old one above us isn't pleased with them, just leave it to him. Trust me, he'll take care.
      You've never read a Bible, have you.

      Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

      Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


      To a man, his mate for life is holy. Abusive? imagine yourself, in the place of the one you torture. You don't really want that, do ya?
      I'm not the one who wants to go around beating other peoples wives.


      now my dear. Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.
      I had three of them stuck in my kennel for 3 days. Trust me they deserve what they get. Anyway, us women don't really get involved.
      Drama queen

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      • Cindy Lou Jenkins
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 238

        #123
        Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

        Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
        That may be so. But I was looking for a cheap excuse, rather than a logical explanation.
        As long as that is understood.

        (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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        • guitarzombie
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          • Nov 2010
          • 13

          #124
          Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

          I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #125
            Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

            Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
            I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.
            Yes, a very sick twisted world that is becoming more sinful by the day. Why do you think we moved here?
            Drama queen

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #126
              Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

              Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
              I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.
              Son, we eliminate witches. It is not like they are regular people, they are evil and go against God.

              If getting rid of them is wrong, why do they offer licenses to hunt them?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #127
                Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
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                Let me get this straight. You capture your fellow human friends, and shoot them down?
                No. Witches may or may not be humans, but they are certainly not friends of Christians. They turn their backs on God and worship demons, in direct contradition with His Commands.

                To clarify, the majority of witches used in the Witch Hunt for the last few years have been provided by TermiWix™. This wonderful company visits cities and towns all over the United States and Canada to trap and remove witches.

                TermiWix does require the approval of the local government and either two male or three female witnesses to determine whom to trap and remove.

                While kept in the TermiWix Detention Facility, witches are given the opportunity to learn about and accept Jesus. Very few do. Instead, they continue practicing their spell-casting.

                The witches are then released in the woods at the edge of Freehold proper, but well within the official town limits. Any witch who makes it beyond the town limits (about a ten-mile hike through some rough terrain) escapes.
                Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
                tell you what. how would you feel if I walked up to you, if I hit you so hard, you couldn't stand the pain. Disregarding that you are a woman, disregarding you have rights, even disregarding you are an equal creature, as I am.
                That would be illegal. I'd have you arrested.

                The execution of witches is perfectly legal in Freehold, and the removal and transport of them is authorized by the jurisdictions where they are trapped.

                Finally, God commands us to kill witches. COMMANDS. Doesn't ask, doesn't suggest, but COMMANDS.

                Does He, in the Bible, command you to strike any of us? I don't believe so.

                Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
                Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.
                God wants us to kill them. At least we give them a sporting chance, and make it into a wonderful community event and fundraiser.

                Did I mention that witch hunting license sales go to fund not only witch removal, but also several church missions to help the unsaved find Jesus?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Mousegirl
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 68

                  #128
                  Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                  I did not even know these were even legal...

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                  • Try Rationality
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 6

                    #129
                    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                    You have no idea how much I thank you for posting this.
                    You have earned much of my respect.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #130
                      Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                      Originally posted by Try Rationality View Post
                      You have no idea how much I thank you for posting this.
                      You have earned much of my respect.
                      Dear Ms. Rational: are you a witch?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • plvary
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 32

                        #131
                        Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        We admit no such thing.

                        When God commands it, magic is fine.



                        When others do it, He condemns them to eternal damnation.
                        i have a Q.

                        ... you ppl break the 5th commandment every year for spot? or is this all like hypathetical?

                        what if the chiled is born with the capabillaty of all that and it is only noticed after the baby is circumedsized and babtised?

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                        • Jesus is Lord
                          Devout seeker of the Truth™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 639

                          #132
                          Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                          Originally posted by plvary View Post
                          i have a Q.

                          ... you ppl break the 5th commandment every year for spot? or is this all like hypathetical?

                          what if the chiled is born with the capabillaty of all that and it is only noticed after the baby is circumedsized and babtised?
                          Show us where we advocate the breaking of the fifth commandment: Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

                          Why would we break that commandment (or any of the others for that matter)? Did you mean the sixth commandment: Thou shalt not kill.

                          If you would actually read this thread you would know it isn't wrong to kill witches or anybody else God commands us to kill. Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #133
                            Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                            Originally posted by plvary View Post
                            i have a Q.

                            ... you ppl break the 5th commandment every year for spot? or is this all like hypathetical?

                            what if the chiled is born with the capabillaty of all that and it is only noticed after the baby is circumedsized and babtised?
                            Who is 'spot', is that your dog? What is 'hypathetical', I googled it as well as 'chiled', 'capabillaty', 'circumedsized' and 'babtise' and could not find them in any language.

                            If you could explain those words, your comment might be decipherable, because right now it reads like this:

                            Originally posted by plvary View Post
                            i have a Q.

                            ... you ppl break the 5th commandment every year for spot? or is this all like spkytere?

                            what if the spkytere is born with the spkytere of all that and it is only noticed after the baby is spkytere and spkytere ?
                            If you are retarded let us know and we can get you to the right area for your kind, away from decent folks.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Clinger
                              Unsaved trash, godmocking pervert, vile papist
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 19

                              #134
                              Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              If you are retarded let us know and we can get you to the right area for your kind, away from decent folks.
                              Now that is funny.
                              James Hutchins fancys me..

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                              • plvary
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                                • Nov 2010
                                • 32

                                #135
                                Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

                                the 6th, yes, sorry, thats my bad.

                                and it doesn't mean kill, it means not to live the life of. or not to live under thair ways. (you know, like don't allow them to rule over you as masters and do not become slaves to thair ways)

                                and i did say in another post that i was a a bad typer (in another thread)

                                let me try to get the words right.

                                spot = sport (foregot the "R")
                                hypathetical = hypothetical (got one letter wrong on that)
                                chiled = child (ok so i put an "E")
                                capabillaty = capability (well i didn't get much wrong here)
                                circumedsized = circumcised (still close)
                                babtised = baptized (thought the "P" was a "B" and i thought the "Z" was unneccisserry((theres another typo)))

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