[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You have a Gun Cam?

Yes, it is great to watch your kills over and over in slow motion!

Cranky has old lady Johnson been deemed a witch yet?

No .

[James Dewitt]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I still think I should have won last year. I killed the most witches, it was just that there was not enough left of them to prove that. Seems I will have to use a weaker gun this year, unless my request to allow video as proof is granted. A nice way to use the new GunCam™ I got from Bob4God.

Is there a bonus for killing Cassandra? I got a new tracking device from Free Market Fred which I hope will be very successful.

You have a Gun Cam? How did I miss that, going to see Bob4God today.
As for Cassandra, I have my cross hairs on her too. May the best shot win. With a little luck Beaux might stick his head up, BONUS!
Cranky has old lady Johnson been deemed a witch yet?

[Shela Tansper]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Thats why i am so happy to of been born and and spent my life In and around Pendle Hill, we have been doing it right since 1612
http://www.pendlewitches.co.uk/

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I still think I should have won last year. I killed the most witches, it was just that there was not enough left of them to prove that. Seems I will have to use a weaker gun this year, unless my request to allow video as proof is granted. A nice way to use the new GunCam™ I got from Bob4God.

Is there a bonus for killing Cassandra? I got a new tracking device from Free Market Fred which I hope will be very successful.

[NightwishDweeb]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

let me get this straight: for $4,45 i get a permit to KILL people????????????? and this is legal??????????

where can i sign?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

But of course, Brother. TermiWix uses the patented MindCleanse™ system to attempt to undo years, even decades of brainwashing and indoctrination into Wiccan "cult-ure". We have even had two ladies turn their backs on witchcraft and beg to be Saved©!

The remaining 300 or so were too far gone and have decided they would far rather take their chances in the woods and fields during the Witch Hunt.

Well I've read of the damage that a lack of protein can do to the brain, I just wasn't sure if it was reversible. Seems that it isn't.

Oh well, back to cleaning shotguns.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So with the extra protein going to their brains, have any of them realized the Love of God? Are they given that chance?

I've always thought that a vegetarian diet leads to a witches insanity issues.

But of course, Brother. TermiWix uses the patented MindCleanse(tm) system to attempt to undo years, even decades of brainwashing and indoctrination into Wiccan "cult-ure". We have even had two ladies turn their backs on witchcraft and beg to be Saved(c)!

The remaining 300 or so were too far gone and have decided they would far rather take their chances in the woods and fields during the Witch Hunt.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So you are importing them. The rules say local caught. I feel a trip to Jamaica coming on. Brother Seth care to join me? We can do a little Vodoo ministering.

Any time you're ready

Would it be wise to restrict the hunters to only one body part? Otherwise, a less scrupulous hunter could bring in genitals, fingers, toes, and ears, and say he got four witches . . . all from one body.

Well I can see allowing different body parts if we're using dogs. The boys can get a little exuberant when they've been chasing and who knows what parts will be left unmaimed.

By the way, TermiWix is prepared to release the captured witches upon the Mayor's notice. Per his request, they've been put on a high-protein feed and have spent the last month doing aerobic exercise and running on treadmills. I'm sure they will put up quite a fight!

So with the extra protein going to their brains, have any of them realized the Love of God? Are they given that chance?

I've always thought that a vegetarian diet leads to a witches insanity issues.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

Would it be wise to restrict the hunters to only one body part? Otherwise, a less scrupulous hunter could bring in genitals, fingers, toes, and ears, and say he got four witches . . . all from one body.

By the way, TermiWix is prepared to release the captured witches upon the Mayor's notice. Per his request, they've been put on a high-protein feed and have spent the last month doing aerobic exercise and running on treadmills. I'm sure they will put up quite a fight!

[James Dewitt]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Shhhh.

How do you think I bag the most witches every season? They're thick with witches over there!

So you are importing them. The rules say local caught. I feel a trip to Jamaica coming on. Brother Seth care to join me? We can do a little Vodoo ministering.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

We're going to Africa?

Shhhh.

How do you think I bag the most witches every season? They're thick with witches over there!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Over in the dark continent of africa, I don't think you'd even need track dogs. The smell is pretty ripe...

We're going to Africa?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So are tracking dogs permitted? Is there a specific scent you would use to train said dogs?

This is my first season, I'm so excited

What about night hunting? I'm assuming that would be the easiest time to catch them.

Over in the dark continent of africa, I don't think you'd even need track dogs. The smell is pretty ripe...

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So are tracking dogs permitted? Is there a specific scent you would use to train said dogs?

This is my first season, I'm so excited

What about night hunting? I'm assuming that would be the easiest time to catch them.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

What the white man needs an M60 to do, the black man only needs a spear!

I have had much experience spearing feral monkeys in my homeland, so beware, I think I stand a good chance of clinching this years trophy!

Friend, I am so jealous. I can only imagine the wonderful hunting you must have had in Africa. Maybe you will be there for the witch hunt this year in Freehold?

I truly hope so.