[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

OMG

You obviously intended to write OMH. I've noticed people writing "OMG" for years now, and it's clearly a reference to me, marred by a typo. It's a declaration, if you will, on par with "Oh, God," as I myself am nearly on par with God. The typo is understandable--the "G" and the "H" are side-by-side on the keyboard. Great. Now I'm going to have that despicable song "Ebony and Ivory" in my head for the duration of the day.

Negroes and whites living together in perfect harmony! The very idea!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

OMG....I was emailed this photo by the friend of a friend, whose son's classmate took this picture in the woods, where they'd heard the PUMPKIN PEOPLE were being born ! ! !

I didn't want to believe in this new threat/trend...but it's all true ! ! !
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Wow. So that's the result of a Pumpkin @!%#er.

Ew.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I think I killed one!

There was a cooing sound coming from the backyard of my neighbor, Old Mother Kringle, and I looked out the window and she was playing with something by the shrubs. When she ran inside to answer the phone, I scooted over there and found this ! ! !

I got in a bunch of good kicks around the eyes and into the ears with my high heels, but it make such loud shrieking sounds I had to run away.

There's a squad car outside her house now. I wonder if I should go tell them to drive a stake through its heart to make sure its dead?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Is it just me, or do pumpkin patches make anyone else feel... unsafe?

[godmockingboob94]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

if you people honestly believe that humping a pumpkin is to make some kind of hybrid you truly are stupid.

as far as your sandwich goes it's still perfectly safe to eat. They wouldn't use pumpkins that are that messed up.

Stop coming up with such bull.

your friendly neighborhood troll Curiousbob94
again thanks to the guy that changed my name to boob

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

again thanks to the guy that changed my name to boob

Are you sure your gay boyfriend roommate reads this forum?

[Athannihilate]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Whoa! Where do these people get the idea that it's okay to do this sort of Godless activity?!?!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Whoa! Where do these people get the idea that it's okay to do this sort of Godless activity?!?!

Watching My Little Porny: Friendship is Magic, most likely.

[Craig ain't Christ]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

So, you do know that humans can only impregnate other humans right? Are we clear that there is no such thing as half human, half pumpkin people?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

So, you do know that humans can only impregnate other humans right?

Right. Then how do you explain goat-human hybrids?

Isaiah 13:21 "But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there."

Satyrs are lustful, despicable monsters who, much like Negroes, are good at only two things--dancing and raping. And God did not create them. The Greeks did. FACT: The Greeks fornicated with goats, thereby creating satyrs. Here is photographic evidence of a satyr:



I believe you just got what the youngsters call "pwned."

[godmockingboob94]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I'll just correct the two people above me for now. Old man hatchet a human can't impregnate a pumpkin...btw thanks for that picture that was a great laugh.

To the guy who said humans can only impregnate other humans, this is false while we can't do anything with plants a human could impregnate another animal the offspring would more than likely die, but it is still able to.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

a human could impregnate another animal the offspring would more than likely die, but it is still able to.

Do you have a Bible verse that explains this? I know an angel can impregnate a human (Genesis 6:4), but human-to-animal is new to me.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Do you have a Bible verse that explains this? I know an angel can impregnate a human (Genesis 6:4), but human-to-animal is new to me.

It shouldn't be new to you because I said it just a few posts ago, and if I said it, it's as good as a Bible verse. As a matter of fact, my quotes should be referenced like Bible verses.

Allow me to quote from Pumpkin @!%#ing 2:40 (that should be read as page 2, post 40).

Right. Then how do you explain goat-human hybrids?

Isaiah 13:21 "But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there."

Satyrs are lustful, despicable monsters who, much like Negroes, are good at only two things--dancing and raping. And God did not create them. The Greeks did. FACT: The Greeks fornicated with goats, thereby creating satyrs. Here is photographic evidence of a satyr:



I believe you just got what the youngsters call "pwned."

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

...a human could impregnate another animal...

Example of this ever happening?

(Btw: "News of the World", "National Enquirer", Mexican newspapers, and Old Man Hatchet are not reputable sources.)

Making claims based on no evidence will just get you mocked, here.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Example of this ever happening?

(Btw: "News of the World", "National Enquirer", Mexican newspapers, and Old Man Hatchet are not reputable sources.)

Making claims based on no evidence will just get you mocked, here.

I am outraged by your insolence! My word is beyond golden--it's platinum and diamond-encrusted. Enjoy your infraction.