[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

They come in all shapes and sizes yet they all have the same things in common.

- They Hate
- They Worship Satan
- They are all going straight to

I've read about women like the one in the last photo: they use those spiky hand guards during their so called 'love play'

As the becomes more mannish their nerve endings dry up and the only sensation they can experience is when brute force is used. I'm reliably informed by a man I know that these 'bludgeon gloves' or 'love gauntlets' are used in the pseudo sexual act fisting.

When people on the internets come up with these ideas can Satan be far behind?

YIC

[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I've read about women like the one in the last photo: they use those spiky hand guards during their so called 'love play'

As the becomes more mannish their nerve endings dry up and the only sensation they can experience is when brute force is used. I'm reliably informed by a man I know that these 'bludgeon gloves' or 'love gauntlets' are used in the pseudo sexual act fisting.

When people on the internets come up with these ideas can Satan be far behind?

YIC

Quite correct. Wickedans practice a form of group sexual abuse known as BDSM, an acronym for Blatantly Diabolical Sexual Mutilation. Their non-Wickedan secular meetings revolve around these deviant practices and are called Munches, so named because they begin each meeting by consuming (munching on) an unbaptized infant before engaging in more and more revolting sexual acts. Group flagellation, strap-on sodomy, and beastiality are par for the course at such events.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Brother Des,

I worked with a "woman" that practiced Wicca and I can confirm their twisted and vile attitude toward s-e-x and life in general. Her real name was Edith but she advertised in a filthy smut rag magazine periodical using the name Lady Chainmail, Dominatrix of Deep Darkness. Well, I can vouch that her face looked like she had been hit with some chainmail.

She convinced Benny, a Joo coworker of ours, to come to her "dungeon," which was actually the laundry room of her 8 floor walkup. Over by the dryer, Edith - um, Lady Chainmail - had a whip hanging next to the shelf by the fabric softener. She had Benny remove his garments - all the way to his tighty whities, and proceeded to do what she called "putting him in his place." Benny wasn't sure, but he believed his place was on an ironing table if he understood her correctly. After a few strokes of the whip, Benny was ready to leave. He did get some tips for removing a stain from his polo shirt so I guess some good came out of their meeting, but the overall idea that a woman was trying to tell a man his "place" kind of makes my teeth grind in an off-putting way. We didn't speak of it at the office much but she keeps hinting that I should come see her laundry room. Nope. In the Name of Jesus I rebuked her, but I imagine her ads bring other men seeking her guidance and I worry about their souls. Even if they come out with fresher smelling garments, no doubt some forces of evil were also at work.

It just goes to show you that women are treacherous unless Jesus lives inside their bosoms.

Come, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry

[WWJDnow]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I'm pretty sure it's the beer, pretzels, cheese, and sausages.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

My apologies, I just realized that this is the Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? thread, not the Why are Wisconsinites so fat and ugly? thread. Since they're both so fat and ugly, it's hard for me to keep one straight from the other.

Please ignore my last post.

[Jimjams]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Some are some are not. I am 5 foot 5 a weight 125-130 skinny as can be maybe a little chub.

[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Some are some are not. I am 5 foot 5 a weight 125-130 skinny as can be maybe a little chub.

130 kilograms, that's almost 290 pounds. Yep, you're a little chubby alright. Typical Wiccan.

[Jimjams]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

130 kilograms, that's almost 290 pounds. Yep, you're a little chubby alright. Typical Wiccan.

130 pounds you dummy

[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

130 pounds you dummy

Nice try, but Alaskans are basically Canadians, and Canada always uses the metric system.

[Jimjams]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Nice try, but Alaskans are basically Canadians, and Canada always uses the metric system.

Nope we are still part of the US. We are the 49th state.

[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Nope we are still part of the US. We are the 49th state.

I did say basically. Oh, sorry. Basically has too many syllables for an inbred Eskimo to wrap their head around.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Nice try, but Alaskans are basically Canadians, and Canada always uses the metric system.

So she's 130 stone, then? Why can't they use good, old-fashioned American measures like the rest of the world does?

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

No such thing as ugly. Their are imperfections but let me tell you a secret; the imperfections tell the greatest stories. Take surgical or accidental scars for example, sure they could be considered imperfect to the skin but they tell a story.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

No such thing as ugly. Their are imperfections but let me tell you a secret; the imperfections tell the greatest stories. Take surgical or accidental scars for example, sure they could be considered imperfect to the skin but they tell a story.

That is simply not true. Many people are ugly. When I was at school there was this girl we called "Grossburger".

If there is no such thing as ugly, why did we call her that?

YIC

[arachnid]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I actually have a friend that is wiccan. She is actually pretty cute and she isn't fat she is really sexy though. Some people in the world are and others aren't.