[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Here is a typical Wiccan. This is a somewhat rare picture, as it is not eating anything.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

I am so envious of that double chin and dish-water hair with burnt skin

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I am so envious of that beautiful face and gorgeous hair with radiant skin

Why, of course you are. You need to kneel down and receive Jesus: then you will start to look less like a zit faced lesbean.

YBIC

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I am so envious of that double chin and dish-water hair with burnt skin

Much better to have a double chin and be ghostly white, right chunky butt?

Matthew 7:1-5 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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Much better to have a double chin and be ghostly white, right chunky butt?

Matthew 7:1-5 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Dude it sounds like you're trying to hex me or something, and I like my pale complexion. I'm still going through puberty so my flaws are temporary while her's aren't leaving. I think I prefer Mormons, much nicer and clean cut with nice houses for god.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I actually went to a piano bar with my boyfriend and two other couples. .

A piano bar????

Did you all sing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and "the Man That Got Away"????

But about the wicker people weight gain: I think it's because they have so many demons and evil spirits (and LIES) living insids them.

They take up room.

[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Come to think of it, my Wickedan neighbor is a little on the plump side, and some of her coven garb themselves in circus tents. Perhaps I should follow them on their next outing and see what they're up to.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Come to think of it, my Wickedan neighbor is a little on the plump side, and some of her coven garb themselves in circus tents. Perhaps I should follow them on their next outing and see what they're up to.

Our very own Pastor Deacon Fred found evidence of their activities around Freehold a few years ago. There is no telling what they are up to these days what with all the social media like Twitter and Facebook. There are some rumors that they have acquired Obama phones and are using them to organize flash mobs.

[Dorkfeather21]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

You know, Pastor Williams, as a Wiccan, I respectfully take offense to the idea that all Wiccans are fat and ugly. Even more so that all Wiccans are female. I am most decidedly male, and I can show you a picture to prove it. Off topic.

Back to the topic, I am not fat (56 kilos soaking wet), and I would personally say I am not ugly (or so my girlfriend tells me).

And while we may not follow the teachings of Jesus, just remember: you do, and as was said in Mathew 22:36-40:“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

He never put on the condition that they had to share your beliefs, or body shape.

[Didymus Much]

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...And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

He never put on the condition that they had to share your beliefs, or body shape.

Yes, He did. Read all about it here: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Back to the topic, I am not fat (56 kilos soaking wet), and I would personally say I am not ugly (or so my girlfriend tells me).

That is likely because you live with a Wiccan. She won't let you eat because she eats everything.

And while we may not follow the teachings of Jesus, just remember: you do, and as was said in Mathew 22:36-40:“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment.

And which god do you think Jesus was speaking of, dodo? Was it the demons you people worship?
No! Jesus is referring to the God of Israel when He quotes directly from the Old Testament!

Deuteronomy 6:4-5
4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord:
5 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

That right there is enough to get you thrown into eternal damnation by not worshiping the correct God!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

You know, Pastor Williams, as a Wiccan, I respectfully take offense to the idea that all Wiccans are fat and ugly. Even more so that all Wiccans are female. I am most decidedly male, and I can show you a picture to prove it. Off topic.

Do not do that. Doing so would result in banishment from the forums. We do not want to see your "junk."

Do all Wiccans seek to show off their naughty bits to decent Christian people?! You are NOT setting a good example of your ilk.

Back to the topic, I am not fat (56 kilos soaking wet), and I would personally say I am not ugly (or so my girlfriend tells me).

Anymore prideful self-compliments?

And while we may not follow the teachings of Jesus, just remember: you do, and as was said in Mathew 22:36-40:“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

He never put on the condition that they had to share your beliefs, or body shape.

And why do you think we call out sin and Satanic debauchery such as yours? Because we follow Him...

"I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." (John 8:12)

Remember, NO pics of your junk!

And in case you missed it, UNSAVED UNWELCOME!

Pastor Ed

[Dorkfeather21]

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That is likely because you live with a Wiccan. She won't let you eat because she eats everything.

I don't live with her. I'm in a flat with two guys.
I simply have an extremely high metabolism.
And she is a Baptist.

And which god do you think Jesus was speaking of, dodo? Was it the demons you people worship?
No! Jesus is referring to the God of Israel when He quotes directly from the Old Testament!

Deuteronomy 6:4-5
4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord:
5 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

That right there is enough to get you thrown into eternal damnation by not worshiping the correct God!

Obviously that was a mistranslation, as only Christians refer to God as God. Jew's call him Yahweh. But that is just semantics, both religions follow the same god.
The moment you quote the Old Testament, I loose you. I was taught, back when I was a Baptist, that the birth of Jesus closed the Old Testament, and that the rules, restrictions, and teachings of that portion of the Bible were to be disregarded as obsolete.

Do not do that. Doing so would result in banishment from the forums. We do not want to see your "junk."

Do all Wiccans seek to show off their naughty bits to decent Christian people?! You are NOT setting a good example of your ilk.

A: That was a joke. I don't take pictures of my own penis. Why would I ever need to do that?
B: No. We don't see sex in such the sinful light that you do, but it's not like we go up and shove our genitalia/sexual preference in your face.

Anymore prideful self-compliments?

Mmmm... No. That compliment was from my girlfriend.

And why do you think we call out sin and Satanic debauchery such as yours? Because we follow Him...

"I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." (John 8:12)

By my faith, you are the ones who sin. Your laws require that you eliminate those who do not follow the same god as you. My rede is simply this: Do what you will, so long as it harms none.

Remember, NO pics of your junk!

And in case you missed it, UNSAVED UNWELCOME!

Pastor Ed

No worries there, once again. It was just a joke.

[MitzaLizalor]

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. . rede . .

What you have next is not a system of morality but the invitation from Aleister Crowley, English demoniac, to join him in a sex orgy dedicated to Saturn or Hecate or take-your-pick from any number of superstitions with temple prostitution (his scarlet woman) as the primary focus. There is certainty however in such carnal obsessions, obsessions Christians are released from and which we never ponder.

HELL FOREVER

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I don't live with her. I'm in a flat with two guys.
I simply have an extremely high metabolism.
And she is a Baptist.

If she is a Baptist, I am the pope. No True Baptist would date a Wiccan.

2 Corinthians 6:14-17
14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

The moment you quote the Old Testament, I loose you. I was taught, back when I was a Baptist, that the birth of Jesus closed the Old Testament, and that the rules, restrictions, and teachings of that portion of the Bible were to be disregarded as obsolete.

First of all, that is completely wrong. Jesus did not come to overturn the Old Testament Law. Reread the question the Pharisees ask Jesus.

Matthew 22:36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

What "Law" do you think they are referring to, friend?

Do what you will, so long as it harms none.

The same exact rule that Satanists follow. Note Gerald Gardner was a good friend of Aleister Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard.

I can say with a great amount of authority that Wicca is equal to Satanism and Xenu freaks in authenticity.