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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #46
    Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

    Originally posted by Adilene View Post
    I always thought it was God's punishment for being WICCAN AND GAY. The fat and Unattractive are not the only ones who are in to this 'WICKED' But Also gays.

    Deuteronomy 31:29
    Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex? Now you know why.

    We have people shitting on each other, eating each others puke and licking dirty bums. Wiccans having sex? Nope.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #47
      Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex?
      Amen brother. I've had to sit through countless hours of Witch Porn.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Happy Christian
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 17

        #48
        Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

        It is simply what happens to women who do not live a godly life of submission to their husband, baking pies, and devotion to raising Christian soldier children.

        Not only witches, but ALL female unbelievers will eventually be fat and ugly. It is like wearing a badge that says "God Hates Me!" Good Christian folk who adhere to the ways of the LBC are all slim and comely, or becoming so.

        Those whom God despises look like an overstuffed sack with a face like a dropped pie, and should hide their nakedness more than most!
        2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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        • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
          Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
          • Aug 2012
          • 151

          #49
          Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

          Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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          • popthecherry
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2012
            • 1

            #50
            Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.



            So handsome...

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #51
              Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

              Originally posted by popthecherry View Post


              So handsome...
              Why do you think ugly false-Christian head-kiddy fiddler is handsome? Are you some sort of weirdo?

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              • liveandlove
                Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                • Oct 2012
                • 56

                #52
                Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?
                funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape
                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #53
                  Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                  Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                  funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape
                  Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

                  If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Black Knight
                    Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 59

                    #54
                    Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

                    If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
                    All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • liveandlove
                      Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 56

                      #55
                      Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

                      If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!
                      I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent
                      Exodus 22:18
                      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #56
                        Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                        Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                        I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent

                        Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Matthew Hopkins
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 808

                          #57
                          Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                          Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
                          All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.
                          And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab. There's stupid, stupider, really stupid, and then, far away in the distance, there is a speck of dirt.

                          That's you. Way beyond the scale of stupidity, way past imbecile, just this side of brain dead.

                          YBIC

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                          • liveandlove
                            Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 56

                            #58
                            Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.
                            Only if i over indulge with the food
                            Exodus 22:18
                            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                            • Black Knight
                              Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 59

                              #59
                              Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                              Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                              And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab.

                              YBIC
                              So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #60
                                Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

                                Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
                                So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?
                                To paraphrase Augustine of Hippo, you are like a wingless creature that crawls upon the earth and, while soaring no higher than the leap of a frog, mocks the birds in their nests above.

                                Friend, we are saved. We are going to heaven. You are going to hell. We live with the right type of knowledge. Not the lies of your prophet Gerald Gardner whose teachings invariably lead to eternal damnation.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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